Narninan Apprentice Signups/Applicants Thread

[Narninian]

The Mafia is not just a loose affiliation of thugs, and times have called for a better way of finding good leaders. The highly succesfull MafiaCorp is the leader of Killing, Red Light, Drugs, and other scummy activities in the greater Santa Barbara Area (Yeah, the mafia is a big influence here now) We are looking for someone to take over one of subdivisions and we couldnt think of a better way to do it. Apprentice Style.

There will be 2 "companies" competing in a task. Each episode both companies will select a project manager and they will lead the effort for that task - delegating responsiblities and making decisions. The team who performs better is safe, but the losing team goes to the "board room". The project manager selects 2 people to go with him and The boss(ME) will fire one of the 3.

Please use the following Format to Apply:

Name:
Gender:
Age:
Education:
Current Job:
Major Career Accomplisments

I'm looking for about 10 to start. If we need replacements, then further applicants will be considered.

*Note: This game will not fizzle due to Mod slacking --- the Narninian Gauruntee.

Applicants:
1) I. Am Mars (Iammars)
2) Pooky (PookythemagicalBear)
3) Mr. Night (This is not me)
4) Lord Horatio Dybeck (Dybeck)
5) Mr. Benjamin Michael Wood AKA Mr. BMW (Blackberry)
6) Strider (Rangerofthenorth)
7) Flying Dutchman (Flying Dutchman)
8 ) Whatever "Whatev" Whatever (PBug)
9) Flava Flav (Fritzler)
10) Zero (Zero)

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

/in

who could refuse the Narnian Gurantee?

[Narninian]

Whats this /in thing you're talking about?


Are you attempting to apply?

[Blackberry]

OMG HELL YES I SHALL APPLY!!!

*fills out the application*

[Iammars]

Name: I. Am-Mars
Gender: Male
Age: My age is measured in a number system that humans cannot understand
Education: In highschool
Current Job: Boy ScoutCamp Counseler
Major Career Accomplisments: Order of The Arrow Honors Master/ Brotherhood Member

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Name: Pooky
Gender: Male
Age: 18... trillion
Education:MBA from Princeton, Multiple PHDs from Harvard/MIT, graduated top of his class from every Ivy League College as well as Oxford at least twice each(one can get alot of work done when one's as old as Pooky)
Current Job: Last Guardian of the Hardicon Wormhole, Crown Prince of the Voldori Empire, Provost at Yale, Lord Admiral of the 1st Voldorian Armada, Official Chairman of the Galactic Huggle Buddy Alliance, and Professional Massuese.
Major Career Accomplisments: Stopped Gargor the Grevious from invading Earthspace with the Golgov Death Ray, led Voldorian Fleet to victory at Epsiri Prime over the Golgovian Empire, gave Talitha amazing backrub that got her all woozy and vulnerable to IS snog which helped IS win the convention whore prize.

[This is not me]

i wanna join ,just need to think someting up

[This is not me]

Name: Mr Night
Gender: Male
Age: Dont remember anymore
Education: none
Current Job: High ruler of the council of night
Major Career Accomplisments : Made night 10 minutes onger at north pole

[dybeck]

Please accept this as my application for the advertised position.

Please see attached CV.

Name: Lord Horatio Dybeck
Gender: Depends who's asking.
Age: Twenty- *cough

four

cough*
Education: Got an "O" in Charms, Transfiguration, Arithmancy and Defence against the Dark Arts.
Current Job: Kylie's butt double
Major Career Accomplis

H

ments: Invented jet propulsion at the age of six using only a balloon and a party blower.

[Blackberry]

Name: Mr. Benjamin Michael Wood
Gender: Male
Age: Sixteen
Education: High School
Current Job: Kroger's Bagger (Woohoo!)
Major Career Accomplisments: I got an ice-pack for a kid who got stung by a bee. (Yay, I'm a hero!)

[Blackberry]

You can call me Mr. BMW for short.

[RangeroftheNorth]

Name: Strider
Gender: Male
Age: 200
Education: Taught by the elves, trained in the ways of the rangers
Current Job: King of Gondor
Major Career Accomplishments: The defeat of Sauron and the reunification of Gondor

[Flying Dutchman]

Name: Flying Dutchman
Gender: Male
Age: Infinite
Education: None
Current Job: Haunting a ghost ship
Major Career Accomplisments: Scaring 452 persons to death.

[TBuG]

Name: Whatever "Whatev" Whatever
Gender: Female
Age: 16
Education: Elementary and some highschool (still in highschool)
Current Job: Member of Teen Girl Squad
Major Career Accomplisments: Getting crushed by a wave of diapered infants, many other mysterious almost-deaths

[Fritzler]

Name: Flava Flav
Gender: Male
Age: 46
Education: Grew up on the street learning to bust out rhymes, little to no formal education although was a classically trained pianist.
Current Job: Rapper and reality TV Star
Major Career Accomplishments: Introducing the concept of comedic relief into a rap group, getting my own spin off of Surreal Life, and being a hip hop MC of Public Enemy

[Zero]

Name: Zero
Gender: M
Age: 42
Education: Grades K-4, some of them multiple times
Current Job: Miscellaneous
Major Career Accomplisments: Passed Forklift Certification under the influence of a six pack

[Narninian]

Ok -- thats enough for me -- but if you are interested please continue to send applications. Invariably we'll find a need for more contestants, and we'll use this thread to find them.

[Narninian]

I need some judges for the next task, any volunteers? Dont want to give details over the thread, but preferably it would be people without any bias torwards current participants. For details please send bruno or myself a pm.

[Coron]

Name: Coron Danthor
Gender: male
Age: 25
Education: Trained in magecraft(moderate level) at Western Wizard University(wwu)(Wooo!)
Trained master in archery at Hanery
Current Job: Ridding the world of evil(especially that Lich I accidentally let loose <.< >.> oops).
Major Career Accomplisments:
1) destroying the avatar of an invading god from another dimention(narrowly may I add)
2) overthrowing a warlike government
3) Destruction of many undead, orcs, spiders of a very large veriety, and other nasties!