Open 481: Duck, Duck, Goose Mafia
Welcome to the Neighborhood!
Moderator:
Neighbors Still Panicking:
Elyse
Wisdom
RachMarie
mcqueen
KlickSyryana
fuzzybutternut
Limo
JacobSavage
Neighbors Milling in Purgatory:
Mantisdreamz
pirate mollie
Lurker
Neighbors Whose Houses Have Been Wiped From the Earth by the Majestic Hand of Mod:
No one. Let's keep it that way!
Mhorkville, a quaint suburb outside the city, has long been a home to lovely families just looking for a break from the busy life. You all have lived here for several years, and until recently life has been peaceful. Everything was shaken up when Baron von Mhork was slain in his abode on the hill by the Mhorkville Mafia. Fear descended over the town, and no one knew what the future would hold. That was, until, a fierce politician won the Mayorship and took the name of the deceased Baron in his memory. Mayor Mhork fought to rid the streets of all organized crime and nearly succeeded. That was, until the assassination:
The Mhorkville Tribune wrote:
Mayor Mhork Madly Murdered!
Yesterday the town was horrified to hear that the beloved Mayor Mhork was brutally killed at his home as he prepared to sign his latest law which would have effectively gutted all organized crime. His body was found mangled and bloodied, sitting in an armchair, and in his hand was a letter which has since been identified as originating from the Mhorkville Mafia. It was simple addressed "To the Citizens of Mhorkville:"
"Dearest citizens, we urge you not to react with fear to this latest tragedy, but instead with a cool head and sharp intellect. For many months we have sat idly as this small, weak man fought to kill our passions, our livelihoods, and we are, quite frankly, sick of this. A self-proclaimed 'Champion of the People,' we expected him to put up much more of a fight when we arrived at his abode, but he was simply surprised, and we made quick work of him. It was almost sad how simple it was to pick the lock, to step inside, and to snuff him out.
Remember how simple it was, and how easy it will be to reach all of you. Simply surrender, and no one else need die."
Of course Mhorkville has a strict no-negotiation policy with terrorists and organized criminals. Instead, Emergency Proposition 752 has been enacted by the Deputy Mayor. A gallows has been constructed in town and all the townsfolk are encouraged to attend. We will eliminate this threat to our families!
Now it is your civic duty, not to mention pleasure, to debate amongst yourselves and discover where these Mafiosos hide. Will you be able to avenge your great Mayor's death?
