“Damn Bastards. I’m sick of all this shit. What the hell are we doing here? I’m about ready to leave this shit hole,” Keith complains
“Damn right.” Says the man in the shadows.
“Now what the fuck are we doing?” Keith asks as they walk by the mayor’s house and into the backyard.
“Shut up bitch.”
“Who are you calling a bitch?”
“Look at this shit,” the man in the shadows points out.
“Hell, it’s a swimming pool. Damn we have to go swimming tomorrow. I would love to see these bitches in a bikini.”
“Too bad I’ll be the only one to enjoy it after I’m finished.”
“Oh, you’re the mother fucker that going to take over the town, no chance in hell.”
“Who are you going to tell? The Police?”
“Sure,” Keith starts to tremble in fear.
The man in the shadows pounces on Keith and takes out his Swiss Army knife. “Now your going to die!” he starts sawing Keith’s tongue off.
“Abahhabbbaahhbajah,” Keith screams as the shadow man punches him out.
The shadow man then hangs a sign on his neck that says ‘Squealer’ and then pours the extra concrete onto Keith’s feet and pushes him into the pool. He walks away as he says, “Dumbass.”
While that was happening on the south side of town, Lacey and Austin were having a late night stroll on the north side of town.
“Hi Mr. Austin Mr.” Lacey proclaims.
“Hi Lacey,” Austin says.
“Your Mr. Nice Mr.”
“Shut the Fuck up you Fucking Bitch”
“humph,” Lacey pouts and does her sad face, “You make Lacey go like this,” and she makes a sad face with her finger.
“Well I’m sick of tired of you bitches.” Lacey then gets sad and runs away into the alley.
“Bout time that Bitch left me alone,” Austin said.
“O RLY?” another person says with a smirk on their face.
“FUCK YA RLY!”
“DIE!” as they shove a vaginal cup into Austin’s trachea. “It’s sad to waste a good vaginal cup on such a douche.”
As lacey walks in the alley, she hears, “YOU MUST SAVE YOUR SELF, THE POWER GOD IS UPON YOU!!!”
She screams, “MR MEANY MR!!” as the man shoves a bible into her skull.
As he walks away he says, “It’s sad because that was the only way to save you.”
With Lacey’s high pitch scream the whole town wakes to finds the three dead:
(Keith, Townie who bitches people out during the day) Tongue ripped out and cemented to the bottom of the mayor’s pool
, Night One
(Austin, Townie whose vote was worth double) Killed with a vaginal cup
, Night One
(Lacey, Cop) Killed by the word of God
, Night One
They call a town meeting at the courthouse to figure out what they must to do rid the town of the evil that prowls the night.
They reach a conclusion that they must kill someone to make an example to these ‘evil doers’.
Deliberation begins as the bell tower strikes 6 AM.