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Alexander
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Goon
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Post #0 (ISO ) » Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:20 pm
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by Alexander » Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:20 pm
Today, my wife told me, "We're invited to a party at Ralph's"
I asked, "Which Ralph?"
She responded, "Ralph Mason."
It took a huge strain on my willpower not to reply to that, "And who's his partner?"
Last edited by Alexander on Tue Jan 17, 2006 3:29 am, edited 1 time in total.
BrianMcQueso
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My Wit is Broken
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Location: San Francisco
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Post #1 (ISO ) » Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:24 pm
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by BrianMcQueso » Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:24 pm
When I read about a police officer being murdered in the newspaper, I blame all the stupid doctors for not doing their job.
"Only a fool quotes himself." -BrianMcQueso
rajrhcpfreak
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I puzzle myself sometimes
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Post #2 (ISO ) » Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:26 pm
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by rajrhcpfreak » Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:26 pm
lol
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raj's to do list:
Zulu Mafia : TBA
No Night Mafia : TBA
Epic Mafia : TBA
Record: 22-33-2
2005: 10-13-2
2006: 5-10
2007: 1-2
2008: 2-4
2009: 3-0
2010: 2-4
2011-2017: retired
petroleumjelly
petroleumjelly he/him/his
Thirteenthly, ...
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Thirteenthly, ... Thirteenthly, ...
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Post #3 (ISO ) » Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:31 pm
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by petroleumjelly » Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:31 pm
While watching The Nutcracker this last December, at one point in the play my little sister turned to me to ask "Who's the bad guy?"
My response was that "the Rat King is obviously the Serial Killer". I had been giving all of the characters Mafia roles without realizing it. ><
"Logic? I call that flapdoodle."
the silent speaker
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Mafia Scum
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Post #4 (ISO ) » Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:37 pm
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by the silent speaker » Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:37 pm
...when you vote for a Presidential candidate in the hope of seeing him lynched.
I think it's pretty clear that TSS's awesomeness did alter the roles each of us recieved, and thus he's obviously pro-town. -- Save The Dragons
BrianMcQueso
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Post #5 (ISO ) » Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:50 pm
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by BrianMcQueso » Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:50 pm
When I'm accusing one of my friends of something and another person defends them, I think they're secretly up to something.
"Only a fool quotes himself." -BrianMcQueso
Stewie
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Mafia Scum
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Location: Canada
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Post #6 (ISO ) » Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:59 pm
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by Stewie » Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:59 pm
the silent speaker wrote: ...when you vote for a Presidential candidate in the hope of seeing him lynched.
Best one so far.
BrianMcQueso
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Post #7 (ISO ) » Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:08 pm
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by BrianMcQueso » Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:08 pm
...when you see a baby with a light bulb sticking out of its ass, you don't question it.
"Only a fool quotes himself." -BrianMcQueso
TradaPIB
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Goon
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Posts: 383 Joined: January 7, 2005
Location: New Zealand
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Post #8 (ISO ) » Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:30 pm
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by TradaPIB » Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:30 pm
When you're watching a TV movie with your brother and when your brother says: "I think they [the main characters] are going to get through this one"
You reply: "Yeah, I'm pretty sure they are innocent."
^^ Actually happened.
TradaPIB is back. Pretend you care and celebrate.
Puzzle
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Has a Cunning Plan
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Post #9 (ISO ) » Tue Jan 17, 2006 1:20 am
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by Puzzle » Tue Jan 17, 2006 1:20 am
... when you try to kill your godfather in front of everyone, telling them that his apparent innocence proves nothing.
For now, I'll ask Thoth to come up with reasons why I should be voting for him, and I'd like him to respond to those.
Commodore Amazing
Mr Stoofer
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Less than scum
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Post #10 (ISO ) » Tue Jan 17, 2006 1:38 am
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by Mr Stoofer » Tue Jan 17, 2006 1:38 am
Alexander wrote: Today, my wife told me, "We're invited to a party at Ralph's"
I asked, "Which Ralph?"
She responded, "Ralph Mason."
It took a huge strain on my willpower not to reply to that, "And who's his partner?"
Vote: Alexander
. Only the scum would want the other mason outed at this point.
Nemesis
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Post #11 (ISO ) » Tue Jan 17, 2006 1:58 am
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by Nemesis » Tue Jan 17, 2006 1:58 am
When told anything you immediately think "WIFOM".
I do a lot of these and I'm a n00b, in a couple of months I'm going to walk around with a length of rope of something.
[url=http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=414662#414662]Damnit, Nemesis.[/url]
rajrhcpfreak
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I puzzle myself sometimes
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Post #12 (ISO ) » Tue Jan 17, 2006 4:11 am
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by rajrhcpfreak » Tue Jan 17, 2006 4:11 am
Nemesis wrote: When told anything you immediately think "WIFOM".
I do a lot of these and I'm a n00b, in a couple of months I'm going to walk around with a length of rope of something.
no, youll just ahve knifes and a hand gun.
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raj's to do list:
Zulu Mafia : TBA
No Night Mafia : TBA
Epic Mafia : TBA
Record: 22-33-2
2005: 10-13-2
2006: 5-10
2007: 1-2
2008: 2-4
2009: 3-0
2010: 2-4
2011-2017: retired
Nemesis
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Post #13 (ISO ) » Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:10 am
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by Nemesis » Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:10 am
Yeah, I can see me walking around the street and claiming vig, I can see some people calling me scum when I'm locked up but I was pro town damnit.
[url=http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=414662#414662]Damnit, Nemesis.[/url]
BrianMcQueso
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Post #14 (ISO ) » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:42 am
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by BrianMcQueso » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:42 am
I remember one specific time I meant to say "cock-blocked" but ended up saying "role-blocked". My friend Art has been The Roleblocker ever since.
"Only a fool quotes himself." -BrianMcQueso
Nemesis
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Post #15 (ISO ) » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:51 am
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by Nemesis » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:51 am
I did that with "road block" when talking about NFSMW.
I also talk say "cop" instead of all stuff I used to call them. (I'm English btw.) Same thing with "doc".
[url=http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=414662#414662]Damnit, Nemesis.[/url]
Mr. Flay
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Metatron
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Post #16 (ISO ) » Tue Jan 17, 2006 9:21 am
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by Mr. Flay » Tue Jan 17, 2006 9:21 am
BrianMcQueso wrote: I remember one specific time I meant to say "cock-blocked" but ended up saying "role-blocked". My friend Art has been The Roleblocker ever since.
Heh, I think I've done that the other way around, before...
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Fritzler
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More /in than you!
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Post #17 (ISO ) » Tue Jan 17, 2006 9:23 am
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by Fritzler » Tue Jan 17, 2006 9:23 am
I got accused of doing something at my school, and I called myself an innocent townie.
Surfs up dude.
Yosarian2
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(shrug)
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Post #18 (ISO ) » Tue Jan 17, 2006 9:50 am
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by Yosarian2 » Tue Jan 17, 2006 9:50 am
When a female friend of mine started telling me about how this guy she was supposed to have a date with didn't show up, and started explaining the elaborate excuse he gave about why he didn't show up and then didn't call her cell phone and tell her he wasn't going to show up, I swear my scumdar started tingling. I gently told her that his story didn't make much sense, that it really sounded like a bunch of BS, and had to bite my tounge in order to avoid saying "lynch all liars".
I want us to win just for Yos' inevitable rant alone. -CrashTextDummie
BrianMcQueso
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Post #19 (ISO ) » Tue Jan 17, 2006 10:27 am
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by BrianMcQueso » Tue Jan 17, 2006 10:27 am
Yosarian2 wrote: I swear my scumdar started tingling
I know the feeling. It's hard for anyone to (successfully) lie to me anymore. Of course, the drawback is that I've also become more paranoid when people are actually telling the truth.
How many other people thought of all-guilty cop investigations when I said "paranoid"?
"Only a fool quotes himself." -BrianMcQueso
JechtMurray
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Post #20 (ISO ) » Tue Jan 17, 2006 3:24 pm
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by JechtMurray » Tue Jan 17, 2006 3:24 pm
I now refer to all evil-doers as scum. I've always been somewhat paranoid, but this game makes it worse. @_@
When you start using the word 'lynch' roughly once every hour, regardless of context.
GreenLiquid
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Mafia Scum
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Post #21 (ISO ) » Tue Jan 17, 2006 4:17 pm
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by GreenLiquid » Tue Jan 17, 2006 4:17 pm
I instantly think of mafia when I hear the words claim, scum, mafia, lynch, doctor, cop, vote, or suspicious.
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Post #22 (ISO ) » Tue Jan 17, 2006 4:24 pm
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by Bacde » Tue Jan 17, 2006 4:24 pm
GreenLiquid wrote: I instantly think of mafia when I hear the words claim, scum, mafia, lynch, doctor, cop, vote, or suspicious.
QTF. Especially 'Lynch' and 'Scum'.
Coron
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Post #23 (ISO ) » Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:19 pm
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by Coron » Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:19 pm
when you hear the phrase "pond scum" you have to resist saying "I didn't even know there was a pond mafia"
When you hear the word cult, and you instantly try to remember if you've already lynched the cult leader(came up during my DnD thing today).
When in casual conversation you end up saying "vote: (name here)" confusing all other parties to your amusement.
Stewie
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Post #24 (ISO ) » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:08 pm
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by Stewie » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:08 pm
Yosarian2 wrote: When a female friend of mine started telling me about how this guy she was supposed to have a date with didn't show up, and started explaining the elaborate excuse he gave about why he didn't show up and then didn't call her cell phone and tell her he wasn't going to show up, I swear my scumdar started tingling. I gently told her that his story didn't make much sense, that it really sounded like a bunch of BS, and had to bite my tounge in order to avoid saying "lynch all liars".
Happens to me a lot. I tend to call bullshit a lot more often, and people have a hard time lying to me, because I figure out what's going on almost immediatly. A drawback of all this is that when I do get fooled, I feel like an idiot for weeks (for example, when my teacher made up a gold bracelet he left in class and someone stole, and then said that someone told him one of my friends did it, all to explain martial law; felt like an idiot for two months after that, and recalling it makes me feel like an idiot right now).
I also tend to disregard other people's arguments because of logical fallacies.
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