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Post Post #1800 (ISO) » Sun Oct 12, 2014 6:55 pm

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In post 1796, Witness Protection wrote:
In post 1795, tn5421 wrote:
In post 1793, Wake1 wrote:When someone suggests you have pizza instead of macaroni for supper, you start questioning their intentions and picking them apart.

:D


...Are you serious? I would much rather have pizza than macaroni for supper/dinner/anytime.

This is definitely scum behavior, no respectable town would want macaroni when pizza is a choice.

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Post Post #1801 (ISO) » Mon Oct 13, 2014 2:12 am

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Oh plz, YOUR all Scum!

To prefer sub-standard pizza over baked macaroni and cheese from scratch with a delicious crushed-potato-chip topping is ludicrous. Oh and Scummy.

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Post Post #1802 (ISO) » Mon Oct 13, 2014 4:18 am

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Wake88 wrote:Oh plz, YOUR all Scum!

To prefer sub-standard pizza over baked macaroni and cheese
from scratch with a delicious crushed-potato-chip topping
is ludicrous. Oh and Scummy.

:P

This
claim
would have been good prelynch

Also was the pizza delivery, frozen then baked, cold pizza left overs, or pizza joes(non-edible they put toppings under cheese. Toppings go on top damnit!)?
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Post Post #1803 (ISO) » Mon Mar 16, 2015 1:33 am

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I saw that headline and I said to myself, "Of *COURSE* this guy would vote No Lynch on the first day.
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Post Post #1804 (ISO) » Mon Apr 27, 2015 5:54 am

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you state that you do like role playing via
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pm... when you simply mean pm. (Literally what I said)
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Post Post #1805 (ISO) » Mon Apr 27, 2015 7:26 am

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When you start playing mafia games in your (non-lucid) dreams at night.
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Post Post #1806 (ISO) » Mon Apr 27, 2015 10:00 pm

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In post 1805, Alchemist21 wrote:When you start playing mafia games in your (non-lucid) dreams at night.
When you start doing legitimate scumhunting in your dreams
for
real
games
.

(Not unique to me, but I know I'm one of the most prominent dream-hunters.)
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Post Post #1807 (ISO) » Mon Apr 27, 2015 10:07 pm

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In post 1806, mastin2 wrote:
In post 1805, Alchemist21 wrote:When you start playing mafia games in your (non-lucid) dreams at night.
When you start doing legitimate scumhunting in your dreams
for
real
games
.

(Not unique to me, but I know I'm one of the most prominent dream-hunters.)


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Post Post #1808 (ISO) » Tue Apr 28, 2015 6:54 am

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...when you posted in this thread in 2007 and are still here.
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Post Post #1809 (ISO) » Tue Apr 28, 2015 7:02 am

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When you doze of during a class and your mind goes into skeptical mistrust mode because of too much mafia and you begin to have doubts about what your prof is saying and whether he's actually a prof.
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Post Post #1810 (ISO) » Tue Apr 28, 2015 9:27 am

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When your history teachers talk about gangsters, and you instantly are thinking of this game.
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Post Post #1811 (ISO) » Thu Apr 30, 2015 1:06 pm

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I love this thread.
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Post Post #1812 (ISO) » Thu Apr 30, 2015 1:33 pm

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In post 1806, mastin2 wrote:
In post 1805, Alchemist21 wrote:When you start playing mafia games in your (non-lucid) dreams at night.
When you start doing legitimate scumhunting in your dreams
for
real
games
.

(Not unique to me, but I know I'm one of the most prominent dream-hunters.)

YES THIS HAPPENS TO ME!

I will have literal scumreads of people in real games because I dreamed they were scummy.
It's actually a problem.
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Post Post #1813 (ISO) » Fri May 01, 2015 2:50 am

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In post 1812, Aeronaut wrote:
In post 1806, mastin2 wrote:
In post 1805, Alchemist21 wrote:When you start playing mafia games in your (non-lucid) dreams at night.
When you start doing legitimate scumhunting in your dreams
for
real
games
.

(Not unique to me, but I know I'm one of the most prominent dream-hunters.)

YES THIS HAPPENS TO ME!

I will have literal scumreads of people in real games because I dreamed they were scummy.
It's actually a problem.


The solution is to play as many games as possible. Once you have a hard time figuring out who goes to what game, or start not to care and everyone seems scum, then you won't be singling out anyone as scum.
You are not more paranoid than me!!!!
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Post Post #1814 (ISO) » Fri May 01, 2015 3:30 am

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im afraid that's not how it works
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Post Post #1815 (ISO) » Fri May 01, 2015 4:04 am

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You know you go to this site too often when your boss says "good news" and you respond with "I won 1 million dollars?", your boss then quips "Yeah you won it on Mafia", while looking at the site.
You are not more paranoid than me!!!!
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Post Post #1816 (ISO) » Fri May 01, 2015 4:17 am

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I read your name "vigilante"
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Post Post #1817 (ISO) » Sat May 02, 2015 12:42 pm

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In post 1812, Aeronaut wrote:
In post 1806, mastin2 wrote:
In post 1805, Alchemist21 wrote:When you start playing mafia games in your (non-lucid) dreams at night.
When you start doing legitimate scumhunting in your dreams
for
real
games
.

(Not unique to me, but I know I'm one of the most prominent dream-hunters.)

YES THIS HAPPENS TO ME!

I will have literal scumreads of people in real games because I dreamed they were scummy.
It's actually a problem.
I have done this before too.
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Post Post #1818 (ISO) » Sat May 02, 2015 12:46 pm

Post by Soren »

Hehe ^^

I love hearing about your mafia dreams Suzune ^~^
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Post Post #1819 (ISO) » Wed Jul 01, 2015 1:49 pm

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You say "I hope he gets lynched" when watching big brother
Hey, keep your eyes up top ok? Don't look down here you pervert.
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Post Post #1820 (ISO) » Sun Jul 26, 2015 7:39 am

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You come up with theme songs for the game of Mafia and its roles.
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Post Post #1821 (ISO) » Sun Jul 26, 2015 9:23 pm

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The other day in site chat I told someone he should tell his maths teacher some maths jokes for town cred. I wasn’t trying to be funny.
The failure mode of clever is asshole.

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Post Post #1822 (ISO) » Mon Jul 27, 2015 1:53 am

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^ it was funny
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Post Post #1823 (ISO) » Mon Jul 27, 2015 5:25 am

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In post 1819, WoodyWoodpecker wrote:You say "I hope he gets lynched" when watching big brother

Hahahah

I watch this show and do this

When they don't know who to send home I'm like "just do a no-lynch"
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Post Post #1824 (ISO) » Mon Jul 27, 2015 6:37 am

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When you ask everyone to no-lynch in an election
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