Alrite guys you might not believe me but here goes.
That's right, the big man upstairs, the one that does all the paperwork, have ridiculous powers and loves you all deeply.
Now there are some bad apples among you and I know exactly who they are. Yes the Mod is going to deny all connection to me, yes he's going to claim I don't have a role in this game.
However I do actually exist, I'm the guiding spirit and I'm trying to guide the town towards a win.
Now there's another said guiding spirit who's going to pretend to be me and is outside of the game, that guy's Satan. He'll claim to be me and pull out all sorts of lies to back it up, but rest assured, he's just bad and he's trying to lead you off the path of righteousness!
This is an excercise in faith you must have faith that I exist and love you all deeply and have but the best of intentions for you all.
I'm going to ask that those of you with evil intentions(I know who you are) step foward and repent your sins and accept the salvation of my son Jesus Christ. Only through confession and atonement can you pass through these pearly gates! To choose to conceal yourselves among innocents and murder them in an attempt to escape capture would be to distrust in God's Grace and turn away from the path! Please do not do this! You all have my love and it would hurt me deeply to see you turn away.. There is still a chance to repent your sins and accept my forgiveness! It will take courage, but I know that there is enough good in you to make this step!
I do love you all so very much, and I do miss you so terribly.
I can promise you that
there is nothing in this world greater than my love for you
and it will always be there for you. You just have to accept it.