ScumJam RapBattle! All May Vote! Blackberry vs. Thestatusquo

[Blackberry]

*winks at his secret partner* Let's get things going, biotch!

[AniX]

Going out on a limb and noting that Anix will use "Mr 11th Hour" at least 5 times in every one of his battles.

If the halo fits...

[stark]

COINFLIP

Adele is heads
Pooky is tails
*flip*
Heads!
Adele may pick whether to be Player A or Player B

[Adele]

B

[stark]

Alright, get rhyming. Deadline is sunday

[stark]

Alright comrades, Pookie sent me a message saying that his keyboard is broken. Therefor, because I am not a cruel person, we will have Adele vs. Pookie as our last match.


Next match- STD vs. Delibird

[Save The Dragons]

if his keyboard is broken, how did he send you a message?

LAL

Vote: Stark

[AniX]

Clearly, Pooky fears the British Rhymemaster Adele.

[stark]

This is what he sent:

my ky]br[]oadsrfsda12-3a no uiopweqorweqk

[AniX]

That looks like the bullshit message of someone who doesn't want to rap so he makes up a fake story.

[Thestatusquo]

I say we stop bitching, and drop some rhymes. I'll gladly go first if everyones going to bitch. I know I'm dope, sorry if the rest of you have no confidense.

[Save The Dragons]

i'm not bitching, I just don't know if I'm going first or second.

[stark]

COINFLIP
Tails
Delibird gets to deceide who goes first

[Save The Dragons]

i should probably ask this before I participate

what's a feed?

and does A and B submit simultaneously first and second round?

[Thestatusquo]

A feed is "feeding off of" something your opponent said previously, for instance, say I led with this line


STD is nasty he's like milk that's been curdled/
Acts like he's ten fucking still watches ninja turtles/
or maybe it's squirtle he's a pokemon master/
gotta catch em all cum on his face like plaster/

And you responded:

So what I like the turtles, they could kick your ass/
bet you still like barney fucking PBS blast from the past/
your gassed, like ghastly you were the wrong choice/
Negro, I ain't squirtle, I'll kick your ass with blastoise/

That would be feeding. As to the other question, it's all based off of starks system

[stark]

PM me your first round rap. After I have both, I will post both at the same time. Then, in the second round, repeat process. That way. when people are voting, it's easier to find the raps

[ChannelDelibird]

I'll let STD go first.

[stark]

STD, submit your flows.

[stark]

Alright, STD's rap is in. Now for MC Delibird.

[Thestatusquo]

If you're going to post them simultaniously, why is it necessary for one to submit first?

[stark]

So that the player who is going B has a little more time than A

[stark]

STD's Rap:
So you're name's ChannelDelibird
What the hell, that ain't a word
I'm gonna tell you just how absurd
It is for you to be up in my face
Cuz I'll put you in your place
And kick you outta this race
Delibird? That's a pokemon
I bet you got pictures of Pikachu
In your bedroom
To get your freak on
I can't decide how much can be told
I really can't be too cold
Cuz it seems I'm battlin' a six year old
You think you're cool, cuz you been here six months, homie?
That's a tenth of your life, shit, you'll never own me
Maybe your name needs a capital B
Cuz that's a grade you'll never achieve
When you hit high school maybe then you'll see
How much that you lost to MC STD
Cuz right now you don't have the vocabulary
To understand any of these words that I speak
And Channel? What the hell is that? Too much TV?
Getting fat in front of the television? Seriously
Besting me with rhyme's something you'll never do
Give it your best shot, I'll change the channel on you!
I see your sock puppet and raise you one Mastah Splinter
And you know if they battled, who would be the winner
It's obvious that the rat is a pimp
While your sock puppet is eaten like shrimp
So you're good at the lies I see
Doing shit with your mule, Kanidee
It's because of your age
That I'm filled with rage
I'm going to poke you with a fork like a motherfucking sparrow in a cage!



Delibird's Rap:
STD's a loser, he has no friends/
His list of failures, it never fucking ends/
His Master Splinter fetish is scaring babies/
Don't get to close to him, you'll catch rabies

Ah, n00brap ftw.


Alright comrades, feeding phase.

[ShadowLurker]

STD's has no flow or rhythm

CDB's is just.....

[klebian]

Just wondering, what's with the "Master Splinter"?

[stark]

Well, yall can participate in democrazy after they write their responses