Newbie 287: Blender Mafia: Goodbye, Blender...

[Save The Dragons]

Newbie 287: Blender Mafia

Once upon a time STD wandered into a magical cave. STD saw something sparkly and shiny. It was the cave! The limestone was shiny. Acetic acid dripped from the stalagtites to produce bubbles everywhere. Carbon dioxide fills the room with this efervescence. STD finds something very shiny STD immediately tried to consume it, but didn't get far. Because it was a blender!

STD took the blender and ran back to the place he currently resides. He booted up his laptop, waited 5 minutes, watched the clock, waited 5 more minutes, cooked mac and cheese, waited 10 minutes, then finally pushed his laptop out the second story window.

STD then took some else's laptop and logged on to mafia. OOOOO! A PM for STD! STD clicks and sees...

Oh noes! It's from Pablito! He's already sent out roles for 288...and I'm 287! STD is behind! STD IS PHAILING AT LIFE MORE THAN THE TIME PJ SAID THAT WIERD THING ABOUT LIVING IN A BUCKET FROM THAT FLASH CARTOON ABOUT THE SPOON BEING TOO BIG!

So, STD logged onto scumchat, and was like, "wassup, homies!" after STD was worshipped for an hour, STD had one thing to say:

ThYLoRdDraGoN: I need a newbie flavor theme
Jathan84: STD how about Dragon mafia
KellyChen449: std, TERMINATOR
TrojH: that look right?
XBL Assassin: Glorkin
CaffieneDeity: Pretentious Coffeehouse!
KellyChen449: or MOSES
XBL Assassin: GLORKIN
ThYLoRdDraGoN: hmmm
CaffieneDeity: Always Pretentious Coffeehouse.
Jathan84: i know
Jathan84: SURVIVOR MAFIA

STD shoved the chat in the magic blender, and the following came out. You've been warned.

Mixin' mixin' mixin' (2/7)

LyingBrian

edion0

Aelyn

In pieces (5/7)

Rastapopolous, townie, blended doomfully day 1
Jules, townie, choked on a blender night 1
Cephrir, townie, blended doomfully day 2
Snitchkin, killed in engame
Ameliaslay, killed in engame

[Save The Dragons]

The roles:

...put my tender heart in a blender...

C9

2 mafia, 1 cop, 1 doc, 3 townies OR
2 mafia, 1 cop, 4 townies OR
2 mafia, 1 doc, 4 townies OR
2 mafia, 5 townies OR (else)

Mafia (2): You are a Termosesnator. Armed with the power of flight and the ten commandmants, you are ready to kill. And kill you shall. With your fellow Termosesnator, (XXXXXX) you can send in a kill each night. You win with the side of the scum. You may talk to your partner at night.

Cop (1?): You are a Glorkin. Actually, XBL was intending for Glork to be /in, but the blender neither knows nor cares. Being a Glorkin, you can use your massive scum-sniffing powers. Send me a name each night and I will tell you if they are innocent or guilty. You win with the town.

Doc (1?): You are a Survigon. That's a Dragon Survivor. You've survived the brutal assaults of the dragon slayers to thrive in this new land of whereever. You may teach your survival skills and thus protect one player each night. Send me a name by PM and the kill shall not affect them. You win with the town.

Townie (3-5): You are a Pretentious Coffehouse. I didn't get it. You have no powers (although you have great coffee, even if you are a little pretentious). You win with the town.

The rules

...wanna frappee your face...your face...your face...

Votes in bold.

frappe!

Unvote after every vote.

blend!

Unless your PM says so, don't talk to people at night.

dice!

Don't quote your role PMs. It's not like it matters, because...uh...they're posted and you can easily forge the quotes.

maim!

Get your choices in fast.

mix!

No editing or deleting your posts.

peel!

A majority decides who lynches.

spin!

A no lynch is possible, and the day will end without a death.

mingle!

Personal attacks are dumb. You don't want to be dumb, do you?

i do!

Don't post invisible text, because it's not cool.

i won't!

Listen to me, for I am wise. If I say something is, even if it isn't, it then is.

tru dat!

Show proper sportsmanship.

cookie!

If you die, do not say information pertinant to the game.

make me!

If you break any of these rules, the following things could result:

I will stick you in a blender and mutalate you with all the settings mentioned above in italics. Yes, I'll even tru dat you.

If you do something minor, like forgeting to bold a vote, I'll point and just not count it. If you do something major, like quote your PMs, you'll get modkilled.

If you have any questions about the game at all, just ask me. I know a thing or two about mafia. Probably two things. Maybe even three.

[Save The Dragons]

Ameliaslay replaces RangeroftheNorth, who if I knew where he lived, I'd walk there, but I don't, so I can't. and he'd probably call the cops on me anyway. "hi! I'm STD..."

Neway, day 1 begins!

[Cephrir]

First post!

Random Vote: edion0

!

[Ameliaslay]

vote: Rastapopolous

I don't think I've played with any of you before.. this should be fun!

[Rastapopolous]

I am a townie.I am innocent.How am i meant to vote for someone when noones said anything yet?

[Rastapopolous]

While we're on the subject - wats red and green and goes round and round?

Vote Ameliaslay

[Jules]

random vote Rastopopolous

I don't know Rastopopolous. What

is

green and goes round and round?

[Rastapopolous]

Come along now guys dont be harsh, change your vote or you'll live to regret it...

Its a frog in a blender by th by the blender being the relevance

[edion0]

counter vote: Cephrir

anyone ever been the that site where there's actually a frog in a blender (animated, of course) and you get to pick the setting? I know it was out there years ago, but I'm not sure if it's still up or not...lots of fun when you're bored, cause it had links to other, similar sites (like a hampster in a microwave).

[edion0]

i actually found it! it's all at [link]http://www.joecartoon.com/pages/pressnsplode#[/link] . nto relevant to the game, i know, but i posed the questiona dn found the answer before anyone else could respond, so meh.

fun as hell, though (all of them).

[Ameliaslay]

I am a townie.I am innocent.How am i meant to vote for someone when noones said anything yet?

Touchy, touchy... hmm...

[Jules]

i actually found it! it's all at [link]http://www.joecartoon.com/pages/pressnsplode#[/link] . nto relevant to the game, i know, but i posed the questiona dn found the answer before anyone else could respond, so meh.

fun as hell, though (all of them).

Haha yeah I've seen that. Sheer quality. Spank the monkey and all. Watch the Greenfields. The Greenfields are actually amazing

Quotation from Father Jebadiah (while since I watched it so may not be completely accurate)
"She put me in the shower for 14 days
She covered me up with mayonnaise"

[edion0]

I am a townie.I am innocent.How am i meant to vote for someone when noones said anything yet?

Touchy, touchy... hmm...

interesting...thanks for catching that, ameliaslay...

Lesson to n00bs: don't reveal your role in your first post. it's usually a bad idea, since it makes you look scummy. also (and here's some personal experience to learn from), if there are others that are role-claiming and you've missed a bit of the game (as in you're replacing or something), don't freak out and role-claim: this also makes you look scummy.

now that i've made my (now regular) Lesson to n00bs, let's get some conversation going as to who would make sense as what role.

...

yeah...all i can come up with is Ameliaslay as scum since she has "slay" in her name...maybe Jules as cop since his name reminds me of Julius, as in Julius Ceasar which for some reason says "cop" to me...

(i know that my last two paragraphs are totally pointless, but it's D1, so what can you expect?)

[Snichkin]

sorry wasn't here till now - was busy.

random vote: cephrir

[Aelyn]

Bah, I seem to be the last to arrive.

Vote: Snichkin

for beating me to it.

[Rastapopolous]

Joe cartoon - stuff of legends.Thanks for takin me up on my so very witty joke.

...I'LL SHOW YOU TOUCHY!!!!!

tehheh

[edion0]

no prob.

[Snichkin]

Vote: Snichkin for beating me to it.

when?

[Jules]

Joe cartoon - stuff of legends.Thanks for takin me up on my so very witty joke.

...I'LL SHOW YOU TOUCHY!!!!!

tehheh

Oh it was a joke was it

[Aelyn]

When?

If you'd posted just two hours later, I wouldn't have been the last to post. Obviously.

[Rastapopolous]

Hrm.The ball isnt exactly rollin is it.When does th life come into the game?The accusations?The tension?

[edion0]

good question...this is generally what happens on D1, regardless of if it's a Newbie game or not. Day 2 is when play starts to be based on actual information, rather than bandwagon (though that does occur quite a bit too).

Day 1 usually gets going a bit faster if someone mentions WIFOM (conversation picks up, anyways) or claims they have a night-kill ability (happened in a recent RL game i am part of) or does something that pisses enough of the other players off for them to get lynched or something else that looks kinda suspicious...like saying, "I think we should bandwagon Snichkin."

unvote

since it was a random vote and i'd like to use it for real votes (granted i find someone to vote for).

[Rastapopolous]

Are we meant to be voting or what?Je suis confused.Sorry.I'm not the shiniest pebble in the rock garden

[Snichkin]

unvote

vote: Rastapopolous

for being a dumb newbie and for having long and complicate nickname