8) Chuck Norris vs everyone else
Everyone else, again... same reasons as already stated.
9) Carmen San Diego vs Waldo
While Thok raises an excellent point, may I raise the following issues?
One - Who were Waldo's parents?
Two - How exactly could one follow Waldo through history to find this out? We have no last name, no address, no records...
Three - It takes talent to blend in while wearing what he does. I bet if Waldo ever actually INTENDED to vanish, you'd
never
find him. What do you want to bet his mom and dad were in the IRL version of MI?
I must say that I'd nominate Waldo. While we can and do track Carmen, we have no clue just where that guy's gonna show up next. I'm almost willing to bet he's even more well-traveled than
she
is.
10) Julia Child vs Paula Deen
French VS Southern cooking... The southern cooking, actually. Paula Deen causes heart attacks. Kinda like Kira. Wait a minute... PAULA DEEN IS KIRA! Hehe.... (For the Death Note fans, if there are any)
11) Elvis vs Dennis Rodmen
Elvis is apparently among the immortal... seriously. He never really did die, did he? He's just out there somewhere, watching us, biding his time... I doubt he's even human.
12) The raptors from Jurassic Park vs The Alien from Alien
The Alien... just by the fact that they are skilled at takeover. Makes me wonder how many planets succumbed to them... seriously, it's like the ant v.s. that one breed of wasp. Say what you will; the wasp will win. The alien will use RAPTORS as breeding grounds. (Sorry, troodonts; I still love you)
13) The Chewbacca Defense vs The Twinkee Defense
Wookies against Twinkies... Hmm. A legal term in an attempt to blame actions on junk food against using red herrings in order to confuse and therefore get people to do what you want?
Give em the old razzle dazzle, razzle dazle 'em... how can they see with sequins in their eyes?
Sorry, but the long arm of the law ends with Chewbacca. Wookies always win. Take Chewbacca. He lives on the forest moon of Endor. But he's from Kashyyk where there are carnivorous trees. He lives with teddy bears. THIS DOES NOT MAKE SENSE! You see what I'm getting at? This has nothing to DO with the case, it's nonsensical. Here I am talking about Wookies! This case makes no sense!
With legal jargon, this is already nearing reality, sadly, and I'm just waiting to see SP's mockery of the courts actually come to pass... and Stan say 'I told you so'.
14) Ninja vs Jedi