"No, no, no. It's not like that at all," Ellen said. "We aren't judging you and, uh, ScarredJester for your, uh..."
"...hobbies," Frank added. "All we're asking is that you keep them to yourself. Our little girl is at the stage that she, y'know, starts storing things in her memory."
WitheredMafioso nodded and stroked the door frame. "I see," he said somberly. Suddenly he lightened up. "I think I hear ScarredJester coming."
Ellen and Frank turned around. ScarredJester was crawling down the street wearing chapless pants. He held the handles of a grocery bag between his teeth.
Frank turned back to WitheredMafioso. "This is exactly–"
"Are they our new friends?" SJ interrupted, dropping the bags on the porch. He'd crept up behind Frank in a split second. WitheredMafioso nodded. SJ immediately jumped up and headbutted Frank. WM put a stiletto to Ellen's throat and pulled her inside. SJ jumped around on all fours to make sure no one was watching before dragging Frank to the basement.
Ellen and Frank, HEAL: friendly neighbors, were HURT: .
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Who
Wisdom
shos
Kazekirimaru
kabooooom
** = prodded TWICE
*** = PRODDED THREE TIMES
HEAL: (alive)
HURT: (dead)
-Follow the Boilerplate Mafiascum Game Rules unless contradicted below.
-I only respond to bolded text. If I think something is addressed to me, but it isn't bolded, I'll call the writer a fool by quoting this rule.
-Don't lie about serious things in your real life to justify in-game behavior.
-HURT: and HEAL: are my tags. You may use them occasionally.
-Players will be prodded after 48 hours of inactivity and will be replaced if they remain silent in the 48 hours after the prod. They'll also be replaced if they require more than three prods.
-Days last two weeks, nights last 48 hours.
-Don't post when you're dead.
-Players are always informed when the setup features insane/bastard/misleading roles.
-Site meta isn't taken into consideration when I create closed setups. Most roles aren't more likely to be given to alignments they make sense for.
oh and please don't reference What Is Love because of the flavor
2 Vanilla Townies
1 Innocent Child
1 Mafia Goon
1 Jester
The goon knows who the jester is, but not the other way around. The IC is publicly confirmed as town at the start of day 1. The game continues after the jester is lynched. If still alive by the end of day 1, the jester commits suicide and the first night is skipped.
Game theory discussion.
You are a HEAL: Vanilla Townie. You have no special abilities. You win when the Mafia Goon is dead. PM me your role name to confirm.
You are the HEAL: Innocent Child. You are publicly confirmed as town at the start of day 1. You win when the Mafia Goon is dead. PM me your role name to confirm.
You are the HURT: Mafia Goon. XXX is the Jester. Every night, you may kill someone. You win when all Vanilla Townies are dead or nothing can be done to prevent this. PM me your role name to confirm.
You are the HURT: Jester. You win if you get lynched on the first day. If not, you commit suicide. PM me your role name to confirm.