Dance of the Title Fairy: Pale Moonlight Edition

ConManMick · Post Post #382 (isolation #0) » Wed Apr 29, 2015 5:45 am

Think of the title as a job title: everyone's got one. All the regular employees are Mafia Scum, the trainies are goons and townspersons etc. If you want a promotion (a unique title) you must apply for the position, submit a C.V. (résumé?) And wear a suit to your title interview. Over complicating the process like this should streamline it's effectiveness, it's perfect!

ConManMick · Post Post #391 (isolation #1) » Wed Apr 29, 2015 10:32 am

Don't know if that counts as feedback, but...

Spoiler:

ConManMick · Post Post #761 (isolation #2) » Thu May 28, 2015 10:21 pm

That is a digimon

ConManMick · Post Post #763 (isolation #3) » Fri May 29, 2015 6:40 am

It's probably because his beyblade doesn't have enough PP to take on any more bakugans. He needs to get a new magic wand from Gandalf so he can help Master Chief take down President Snow and defeat the Daleks. It's the only way to free Aslan's soul without getting Jon Snow killed in the process!

ConManMick · Post Post #815 (isolation #4) » Tue Jun 02, 2015 4:35 am

This website is the first time I've come across that expression. I think its meaning is implied, however.

ConManMick · Post Post #959 (isolation #5) » Wed Jun 03, 2015 6:43 am

2nd

Standup Scum

ConManMick · Post Post #967 (isolation #6) » Wed Jun 03, 2015 7:15 am

n+1th Scumedian

, that's better

ConManMick · Post Post #969 (isolation #7) » Wed Jun 03, 2015 7:34 am

He assumes his true form, striding the earth, stealing all n's to gain their power. We will tremble before his might as the alphabet is forcefully reduced to a mere 25 letters, and none may speak of the letter n again, except in reference to N.
Also we must do a dance similar to the YMCA which consists of making the shape of the letter N.

ConManMick · Post Post #972 (isolation #8) » Wed Jun 03, 2015 8:18 am

Spoiler:

So, you're in cahoots with this illuminati god fellow, eh? What did he say he'd give you!? Permission to use the letter N on a biweekly basis!? Tell us you treacherous cretin!

ConManMick · Post Post #974 (isolation #9) » Wed Jun 03, 2015 8:32 am

I guess it's true what they say then. Everyone's got a price. I won't live in a world where there's two letters missing from the alphabet... The song wouldn't work anymore. I think it's time for me to bow out of this cold, cruel place. Gonna take a long walk into the sunset. Tell my momma I love her. Don't wait up for me...

ConManMick · Post Post #976 (isolation #10) » Wed Jun 03, 2015 8:51 am

I'm sorry, I have o idea hat that meas

PEDIT: I googled it ad reread the post so o I ca uderstad hat you did. Thaks!

ConManMick · Post Post #978 (isolation #11) » Wed Jun 03, 2015 9:00 am

O, o, I as sayig I did't uderstad hat that acroym meat. Ord is harder to use o my phoe, plus autocorrect adds to the challege!

ConManMick · Post Post #980 (isolation #12) » Wed Jun 03, 2015 9:18 am

I'm going to have to stop you there, the best acronym ever is, in fact, ACRONYM
A
Criminal
Regiment
Of
Nasty
Young
Men

ConManMick · Post Post #986 (isolation #13) » Wed Jun 03, 2015 10:25 am

In post 985, The Bulge wrote:
In post 970, The Bulge wrote:I like the idea, but I don't get why it has to have "scum" in it.

I can think of two possible reasons.
1. The people love puns / wordplay. Satisfy the people!
2. If he was merely given the title of "Comedian", or the same with the prefix of " The", it could be misconstrued as his being the rapey character of the same name from Watchmen, which I'm sure is a comparison he might like to avoid.

Bonus reason because 3 is lucky!:
Because he's a Mafioso comedian, and his roots must be acknowledged. Never forget The Family.

ConManMick · Post Post #1012 (isolation #14) » Fri Jun 05, 2015 5:59 am

Thanks a lot ETL, now I have to change my trousers

ConManMick · Post Post #1024 (isolation #15) » Fri Jun 05, 2015 1:57 pm

If one were to get pedantic, one might argue that all jokes are lame, insofar as they don't have a physival embodiment and therefore cannot walk. I guess what I'm trying to communicate here is I enjoyed it! And also that jokes can't walk!

ConManMick · Post Post #1185 (isolation #16) » Wed Jun 10, 2015 1:27 pm

SleepyKrew is a ringfort fairy.

ConManMick · Thu Jun 25, 2015 12:49 pm

nominate TBM: Broken Shell Of A Man

_{please shoot this down immediately.}

ConManMick · Post Post #1465 (isolation #18) » Thu Jun 25, 2015 1:14 pm

I like that more

ConManMick · Post Post #1467 (isolation #19) » Thu Jun 25, 2015 1:25 pm

Is this because I said you are a ringfort fairy, or are you just a pacifist?

ConManMick · Post Post #1470 (isolation #20) » Thu Jun 25, 2015 1:37 pm

But he steals babies

ConManMick · Wed Jul 08, 2015 10:51 pm

Guys remember the time when SleepyKrew told me how tall he is and how much he weighs because I needed the information for

science

?

ConManMick · Sun Jul 19, 2015 12:59 am

2nd His Majesty the King

I want to 2nd lalala's, but username puns and stuff

ConManMick · Tue Jul 21, 2015 12:47 am

Yeah it needs to be His Majesty the King

ConManMick · Wed Jul 29, 2015 12:14 pm

Pssst... Pronouns!

ConManMick · Post Post #1748 (isolation #25) » Tue Aug 04, 2015 1:47 am

I nominate sleepykrew for the title of his height and mass

ConManMick · Sat Sep 26, 2015 12:53 am

In post 1823, N wrote:nominate cheerygod for kayak

Nth

hahahahaha

ConManMick · Tue Mar 15, 2016 12:33 am

Nth Anti-Nom

ConManMick · Post Post #2173 (isolation #28) » Thu Mar 31, 2016 9:27 pm

Happy Birthday! For your gift, I'm going to give you the results of the

science

I've been conducting!

Just need to know how tall you are and your mass real quick

ConManMick · Thu Mar 31, 2016 11:38 pm

It's what would happen to SK if he were 6 inches tall, was in RedCoyote's pocket and then fell out

ConManMick · Post Post #2274 (isolation #30) » Mon Apr 04, 2016 8:28 am

G'wan

Nth radja

ConManMick · Post Post #2443 (isolation #31) » Tue May 10, 2016 2:16 am

In post 2442, Elbirn wrote:
In post 2432, xofelf wrote:There's an awards thing in the Speakeasy Aristo, and he was nominated for Best Apology twice.
Despite never actually using the word "sorry" per site search

It's a twofer, and I see what kk did there

I'll 3rd it or 4th or whatever we're on now

nth

ConManMick · Post Post #2521 (isolation #32) » Fri May 20, 2016 2:56 pm

In post 2485, Kublai Khan wrote:Sample size = 1 game?

Who the hell gets a title based on what happened in one game? What's next... username puns at the same time?

That dude who I forget who it is but their title is "His Majesty" or something similar from a game that I think BBMolla ran, kingmaker. P sure you were in that actually.

PEDIT yeah that took me a second, my bad, I'm stupid.