Blitz 9: KATSUKI'S MADNESS PREQUEL-DICE OF FATE-GAME OVER

[pirate mollie]

One of Starbuck and mollie are scum or scum would have killed one of them to win the game.

Unfortunately we can't lynch either of them because the town one (OMG what if they were scum together I would lol) would die and scum kill someone and win.

I will be rereading the whole game when it's not 2 AM.

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[pirate mollie]

VOTE: spiffeh

[Starbuck]

A Spiffeh vote might just be the ticket. I know I've thought him town for most of this game, but he's still not letting go.

If I nailed every single scum, and the only person who listened to me was Ythan, I'm going to be so pissed.

[pirate mollie]

A Spiffeh vote might just be the ticket. I know I've thought him town for most of this game, but he's still not letting go.

If I nailed every single scum, and the only person who listened to me was Ythan, I'm going to be so pissed.

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[Spiffeh]

MOLLIE WTF

If you're town unvote

We just lost

[Spiffeh]

Mollie I'm saying scum could have gotten rid of two townies if both of you were making them automatically win the game.

Unless you think there are only 2 scum (which I highly doubt) this perfectly valid fucking observation

[Spiffeh]

Mollie why the hell would you vote so early in what is likely LYLO

Unvote now

[Syryana]

YOLO.

VOTE: Spiffeh

[Starbuck]

Will you vote Syryana now, Spiffeh?

[Spiffeh]

It doesn't matter scum are going to win when they hammer

[Spiffeh]

Unless Mollie and Syryana are scum together?

[Spiffeh]

W/e if he's town he and mollie fucked it up anyway

VOTE: Syryana

[Starbuck]

I'm telling you, mollie is too chill this game. We should have been lynched yesterday.


VOTE: Vote: Syryana

[pirate mollie]

UNVOTE:

[pirate mollie]

I'm telling you, mollie is too chill this game. We should have been lynched yesterday.


VOTE: Vote: Syryana

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[pirate mollie]

hey mod. can you prod nacho cos his last post was on dec 22.

[kanyeknowsbest]

vote syriana

[Nachomamma8]

Vote: Syryana

[Nachomamma8]

Prod dodge!

[pirate mollie]

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[duckcake]

Votecount 5.1

Spiffeh (1): Syryana
!!Syryana!! (4): Spiffeh, Starbuck, kanyeknowsbest, Nachomamma8

Not voting:

pirate mollie, DrippingGoofball

With 7 players alive, it is 4 to lynch, and 3 to no-lynch.

A LYNCH HAS BEEN ACHIEVED

[duckcake]

kill! kill! kill! kill! kill!

the people's thirst for blood overcame them as they rushed frantically in a dismal effort to salvage the town

fire raged all around, overwrought townies ran around in a frenzy

the Cupcake God's face twisted in grief and sank into his hands

Syryana,

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was hung from the Cupcake Tree Day 5

[duckcake]

Unfortunately the remaining townspeople,

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Town Lynch-Substituting Neighborizer

pirate mollie,

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<3 Town Post-Restricted Lover <3

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Starbuck,

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have been endgamed Day 5.

[duckcake]

Chaos reigned and the desperate screams of townspeople pierced the air.

"To the townspeople of this realm, you have managed to die off one after another, insidiously picked off one by one by your fellow brethren and the evil ones. You have failed this life, and have only your despair to suffer."

Utterly disappointed by Ducky's miserable creations, the Cupcake God turned his back and disappeared into the light.

The Devil Duck revelled in glee as the outcome grew clearer, cackling as darkness engulfed the town and flames swallowed up the remaining townies.

The scum team of

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[duckcake]

~Private Topics~

Spoiler:

Devil Duck Hellpond (Mafia PT)

DGB's Kinky Sex Dungeon (Neighbourhood)

Cupcake God Heavenplate (Dead Thread)

~Role PMs~

HELLO kanyeknowsbest, you rolled a

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so the gods have determined that you are….

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Mafia Shapeshifting Queen of All Trades

As is common knowledge, she who is known as lalaladucks has no soul. After all, how can anyone who does not like animated content have a soul? Quoting the wise words of a fake god,

“there’s a special place in hell for people like her”

. In an attempt to bring salvation to the Devil Duck, the Cupcake God has bestowed upon her five aspects to act as seeds in hopes that they may some day infuse her with a vibrant soul.

Unbeknownst to the Cupcake God, these components have taken on a life form of their own. You have become the personification of these five souls.

Active Ability:

Shapeshift:

Each night, you may choose which soul to manifest as. Each has their own unique abilities, and are as follows. You may shapeshift and carry out night actions at the same time. Do note that shapeshift takes place only after all actions have been resolved (so you may not shapeshift into a different form and use that second form’s action during the same night).

Chitanda Eru

– You begin the game as Chidanta. As the ever curious heroine, you possess the following abilities.

Watashi kininarimasu!:

During the night, you may ask us a single question, to which we will respond with a “yes” or “no” answer. Kindly note that questions that are too long may be ignored, and will result in an undesired answer.

Chibi Chitanda Cherub Swarm:

During the day, you may target a player. Due to the swarm of chibi Chitanda’s, the target will lose the ability to vote the rest of the day.

Jibril

- As the ever inquisitive destroyer of worlds, you possess the following abilities.

Condescension towards the ranks beneath:

Once during the game, you may choose to activate this ability. For the rest of the day, players who rolled a lower dice roll than you will have their votes only count as half of a vote on you. This is a day ability.

Heaven’s Strike:

During the night, you may target a single player. If they are an elf, they will be instantly decimated.

Midorikawa Hana

– As the ever childish Underground Student Council Secretary, you possess the following abilities.

Cut your d*ck off!:

During the night, you may target a single player. If they possess a d*ck, they will instantly die from loss of manhood.

Steal your first kiss!:

During the night, you may target a single player with the intent of robbing them of their first kiss. Due to their shock, they will be prevented from carrying out their action on their target, and lose all abilities for the following cycle.

Senjougahara Hitagi

– As the ever loving life partner, you possess the following abilities.

Staple staple:

During the night, you may choose to activate this ability. Anyone who attempts to approach you will find a staple in their mouth. They will be temporarily rendered immobile with pain, and lose their ability to speak properly the following day.

You are the happiness that I will give everything I have to protect. Even if it costs me my life. Only I am allowed to kill you. If anyone kills you, I shall kill them. I will most definitely kill them:

Once during the game, you may choose a person to love during the night. Should anything result in their death, you will kill the player who caused your lover’s death. This ability is only in effect so long as Senjougahara is in control.

Shiba Miyuki

– As the ever talented celestial snow maiden, you possess the following abilities.

Niflheim:

During the night, you may choose to activate this ability. All actions will be sealed in a deep freeze during the following day.

Freezing Flame:

During the day, you may choose to activate this ability. Firearms will become useless, and you will become immune to kill actions the following night.


Your fellow partners are

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. At night, you and your fellow scumducks may choose one of you to carry out a single kill. Your kill flavour will depend on who is in control during the given night.

You may plot here.

You win when at least one member of your faction is alive, and either consists of the majority of the town or nothing can prevent otherwise.

Please confirm in the game thread.

HELLO Nachomamma8, you rolled a

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so the gods have determined that you are….

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Mafia Goon

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you are the holy grail of ducks. Shiny. Smooth. Luminescent. Everything about you screams fancy. Your title,

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, is always whispered with reverence. Your gilded bill is an awesome sight to behold. You used to be just a regular duck but now that Midas petted you everything’s coming up rose gold!

Your fellow partners are

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. At night, you and your fellow scumducks may choose one of you to carry out a single kill. Your kill flavour is

"squished to death”

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You may plot here.

You win when at least one member of your faction is alive, and either consists of the majority of the town or nothing can prevent otherwise.

Please confirm in the game thread.

HELLO Spiffeh, you rolled a

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so the gods have determined that you are….

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, Katsuki says you are delicious and lalaladucks says you are disgusting!

Here’s a little story:
“Thanks for inviting me over for dinner, Kats, that was really nice of you,” lalaladucks smiles and hangs up her coat.
“Oh, it’s my pleasure!” exclaims Katuski, leading lalaladucks into the kitchen. “Make yourself at home.” Katsuki drizzles some peking sauce on lalaladucks.
“What the heck are you doing??” lalaladucks cries as she wipes it off quickly.
“Noooooooothing…” replies Katsuki with a mischievous smile as he artfully arranges green onions on flat pancakes. lalaladucks eyes the pancakes dubiously and takes a slow step back.
“Uh huh uh huh,” she mutters, casting her gaze around in search of the exit. The door was right there a second ago…. Where did it go? Katsuki chuckles heartily when he sees lalaladucks’s round eyes widen as the sizzling pan on the stove comes into her view.

To be continued…

Your fellow partners are

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. At night, you and your fellow scumducks may choose one of you to carry out a single kill. Your kill flavour is

"choked to death”

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You may plot here.

You win when at least one member of your faction is alive, and either consists of the majority of the town or nothing can prevent otherwise.

Please confirm in the game thread.

HELLO Syryana, you rolled a

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so the gods have determined that you are….

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Town Death-Cheating One-Shot Global Bulletproof

Bulletproof!

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, you bring joy to hippies, students, and hip seniors alike. hehehehehe. When people smoke you and then drive a car (not recommended), sometimes you start seeing the world go by in frames and it feels like you’re driving a SPACESHIP!! hahahahaha. Everything’s a lot funnier after a few puffs isn’t it? Eyes all red and watery-like hey? Always remember, puff, puff, pass! Lastly, weed is gospel. No weed, no #YEEZUS2020 our lord and savior. Kanye knows best, after all.

Active Abilities:

I’M HIGH BROOOOOO

: During the day phase, you may target a player to smoke with. For the next two cycles, should an event (excluding lynches) result in their demise, their death shall be postponed for one cycle as they’re too high to perceive pain. For example, if they are killed at night, they will survive until the end of the following night phase. They can still be lynched in the meantime, however.

Passive Abilities:

LET’S HAVE A GOOD TIME

: The player to be targeted with a kill action will be prevented from dying. This is a global one-shot bulletproof. Weed sure is good medicine!

NO ONE STOPS THE WEED

: You are immune to any killing actions throughout the game.

*PUFF PUFF*

: You can communicate and vote in the game thread through smoke.

You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

Please confirm in the game thread.

HELLO DrippingGoofball, you rolled a

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so the gods have determined that you are….

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Town Lynch-Substituting Neighborizer

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, you’re really horny! *seedy wink* There are lots of excellent kinds of horns. Devil horns, unicorn horns, french horns. All marvellous things! A wise being once said that horniness is like a banana. They’re both parallel to a you-know-what.

Active Abilities:

SEX COMPLICATES THINGS!

: As the embodiment of horniness, you can draw anyone into bed with you. The drawback for them is that they tend to become attached to you after good sexytimes. Should you ever find yourself in the event of a lynch, you may choose a player to substitute your lynch with. They will take your place and die instead.

CUPCAKE PRINCESS FANTASIES

: Try as you may to dream up fantasies where you end up with your beloved Cupcake Princess, reality always beckons in the end. As a result, you have grown incredibly lonely, and the horniness is taking over. You go out and reach for people whether you're wanted or not. Each night, you may target a player. If your action succeeds, they will join you in your sex dungeon PT.

Passive Abilities:

RAGING HORMONES

: It is your job to induce raging hormones in others. This manifests itself in your ability to communicate and vote in the game thread.

You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

Please confirm in the game thread.

P.S. Please don’t get this role PM wet!

HELLO Ythan, you rolled a

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Vanilla Townie

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, you were very disappointed to hear that you were recently banned in China. But hey, now we can say that wordplay in China is the work of punarchists. To soften the blow we could joke about cannibalism in China, but cannibal jokes are face-eatious

Due to your unfortunate banning, your powers have been banned as well. Fortunately, you still have your voice and your vote!

You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

Please confirm in the game thread.

HELLO MattP, you rolled a

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Vanilla Townie

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, all who lay eyes on you find you to be stunningly attractive. Your beauty is unmatched. Although lalaladucks was quite proud of this orchid illustration, upon viewing the picture Katsuki suggested that your role be renamed to "VICTREEBEL" ):

While those emerald glass petals radiate with all their might, there is not much you can really do except sit there and look pretty. Fortunately, you do have your voice (through mind control powers) and your vote.

You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

Please confirm in the game thread.

HELLO Lady Lambdadelta, you rolled a

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Town Miller

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you are extremely funny!!!!! You make people laugh out loud, reduce them to rolling on the floor laughing their asses off and elicit genuine “teehee”s, “haha”s and “hehehe”s. Interestingly, Spanish speakers write “haha” as “jaja” and it’s “55555” in Thai, heh that’s funny isn't it haha ha! In French the equivalent of “lol” is “mdr” - mort de rire (dying of laughter), a most delightful way of articulating that!

You may find this or this amusing

Passive Abilities:

LAUGHING STOCK

: As hilarious as you are, you have a tendency to end up the butt end of jokes. You also have a tendency to end up on the butt end of investigations. Any investigations on you will yield a guilty result. You managed to draw a miller role yet again! Isn’t this PURE HILARITY???

FUNNY MAGICAL GIRL

: Hilarious and magical as you may be, there is nothing for you to sell your

loli body

soul to. You do however have your voice and your vote to try and make people laugh.

You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

Please confirm in the game thread.

HELLO pirate mollie, you rolled a

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so the gods have determined that you are….

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Town Post-Restricted Lover

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, you are extremely exciting and bright. Colours are great, aren’t they? THERE ARE SO MANY COLOURS RIGHT? Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, violet and indigo, all the wonderful colours of the rainbow!!! RAINBOWS RAINBOWS RAINBOWS, the farts of unicorns and the paths to pots of leprechaun GOLD. Leprechauns are marvellous, with their little jigs that they do and their cantankerous temperaments and hilariously silly Irish accents just like how Faraday speaks! Although Skittles are quite the disappointment. Taste the rainbow? More like taste the tiny Tinkerbell turds…

Passive Abilities:

BRING COLOUR TO WORDS

: You wish to bring everything to life! As such, your posts must contain the colours of the rainbows. Failure to do so will result in punishment from the heavens.

AFFINITY FOR THE VIBRANT

: You love being radiant! You love it so much that you cannot be without sparkles! Should Starbuck die, you will die with her.

PAINT THE WORLD RAINBOW

: You will do what you can to transform the world into a more colourful place. You have your voice and your vote to help fight against those who wish to darken this world.

You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

Please confirm in the game thread.

HELLO Starbuck, you rolled a

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so the gods have determined that you are….

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Town Lover

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, you’re the life of the German Sparkle Party (Sparkle Party, Sparkle Party). So glittery!! So twinkly!! So enchanting!! Shiny shiny shiny shiny shiny shiny!!! Pink sparkles, gold sparkles, blue sparkles, silver sparkles, SPARKLES EVERYWHERE ISN’T IT WONDERFUL IT’S WONDERFUL ISN’T IT YES IT IS YOU KNOW IT IS! Whenever any person anywhere anytime ever sees sparkles they are filled with excitement. MUCH excitement! Have you ever just grabbed a handful of sparkles and thrown it at someone? If not you really should try it! IT’S LIBERATING.

Passive Abilities:

SPARKLE SPARKLE, YEAH!

: Everyone loves sparkles! Especially colourful sparkles! However, without colour, there are no sparkles. Should pirate mollie die, you will die with her.

RADIANCE

: You will do what you can to transform the world into a more vibrant place. You have your voice and your vote to help fight against those who wish to darken this world.

You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

Please confirm in the game thread.

HELLO davesaz, you rolled a

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so the gods have determined that you are….

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Post-restricted Vanilla Townie

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, you’re kind of the most glorious group of things to be surrounded by ever. Your adorable little sounds like squeak and ruff and baa and grrrrr and meep and rawr and above all, QUACK, instil warm feelings of joy in the listener! Your fur/feathers/fluffy stuffs are soooooooo soft Fleecy flamingoes. Wooly wallabies. Fuzzy foxes. Shaggy shih tzus. Downy ducks. Everyone just wants to pet cute fluffy animals riiiiiiiiight? Who doesn’t love cute fluffy animals? And for the record, cute fluffy animals ≠ ice cream!

Passive Abilities:

SO CUTE!

: You are cute and cuddly! So cute in fact that each and every post must contain something cute. Should there be any lack of nauseating cuteness, you will be punished by the heavens.

MEEP MEEP

: Everyone loves the sounds of cute animals! With your meeping and mewing, you may communicate normally and vote.

You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

Please confirm in the game thread.

HELLO Iecerint, you rolled a

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Town Unrequited Lover

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, you are VERY AWESOME and REALLY CUTE and INDESCRIBABLY COOL and GREATLY UNDER-APPRECIATED. It’s a mini goat. Need I say more?
Here’s an equation (which is completely legitimate) that has been devised to describe the formulation of a mini goat:
0.1(sheep + cuteness - wool + majesty + smallerness + tiny horns)³ + magic!
(exclamation mark indicates factorial)

Passive Abilities:

CUTE ANIMAL

: You are a really cute mini goat. This means you are a cute animal. Should Davesaz die, you will perish with them.

BLEAT!

: Goats like to bleat! Through this amazing ability, you will be able to communicate and vote.

You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

Please confirm in the game thread.

HELLO texcat, you rolled a

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so the gods have determined that you are not just a quarter, not just half, but…

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, you’re just the coolest clear liquid around man. One shot and your throat feels the warmth. Two shots, three shots, four shots, now we’re having fun! Ooooooh, swirly in your brain so fluffy and giggly riiiiiiiiight? But. Hey! I’m not that drunk really look I’m barely tipsy! Five shots, six shots!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Dance dance dance dance dance. Why is everyone so much nicer now?? I’m so much nicer too though aren’t I? Right? I think so? Why dizzy what happen who that where me? Mmmmmmm so warm. So sleeeeeeeeeeeepy. Just hug EVERYONE that’s FUN and NOT WEIRD because ALTHOUGH you WOULDN’T hug THEM normally, YOU had VODKA and NOW you’re HAVING fun MAN just DO whatever THERE will BE no CONSEQUENCES at ALL ever!! Party party oh yeah uh huh all the music sounds so much better now! I’m not shouting, everyone else is just MUCH QUIETER! Time for a selfie that I totally won’t regret in the morning!! Wait, where’s my phone? Help help help people please where is my phone I don’t know where I left it I had it right here but then I went to the bathroom and I DUNNO WHERE IT IS NOW PLEASE HELP yes friend call me please you such good friend very nice thank you I loves you oh my pocket I feel… My pocket is vibrating oh there’s my phone ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh right my phone was in my pocket that makes sense. THANKS!

Passive Abilities:

TOTALLY SLIZZARD

: You are so gone that you’re fly like a G6! As such, every post you make must contain some reference to how intoxicated you are. Stating how you’re “fly like a G6” would be acceptable.

DRUNKEN DIALOGUE

: As drunk as you are, you still possess coherent enough speech and the ability to vote.

You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

Please confirm in the game thread.