FOOD FIGHT MAFIA
FOOD FIGHT MAFIA Infrequently Asked Questions (IAQs)
Q: What is a "food fight mafia?"
A: A food fight mafia involves abundant day action tossing parts of your lunch at other players with unexpected consequences.
Q: How do I throw food at the other players?
A: Use any action verb of your choice, like this:
toss: potato chips
launch: granola bar
catapult: mashed potatoes
shake and throw: soft drink
Q: What's the diff between a soft drink and a granola bar?
A: There is a difference. One hurts more than the other! Use common sense... don't toss your soft drink unless you mean it.
Q: What are Bad Behavior Notes?
A: If you misbehave, some players are allowed to give out bad behavior notes. Other players can lose them.
Q: Can I give out fake Bad Behavior Notes?
A: Sure you can. I do count them, though not the fake ones, but the count is not public knowledge... you know, schools these days are sensitive about confidentiality issues.
Q: Can I pretend to lose Bad Behavior Notes?
A: Sure you can. That's naughty, but not illegal.
Q: I don't like what is in my lunch box.
A: That's really too bad... because you're going to eat the same thing every day in this game!
SPECIAL CONSIDERATIONS:
Unlike a vote, food on another kid's face cannot be undone. There's not enough time for apologies, and you're liable to do it again so...
Some of you are more sensitive than others.
STILL USING THE CAFETERIA DAILY:
2. BattleMage, Gertrude Pulitzer, librarian, SERIAL KILLER
PERMANENTLY SUSPENDED, TRAUMATIZED, FIRED, BOILED ALIVE, CHOKED ON MASHED POTATOES, etc.
DAY 1
skitzer - Irreversibly traumatized, Nola Grand, Vanilla aka "town"
NIGHT 1
JDodge - Boiled in the cauldron, David N. Goliath, Slingshot Kid aka"town"
the silent speaker - Fired, School Secretary, Sabotageur of Bad Behavior Notes, and Protector against School Suspensions, aka "town"
DAY 2
Lowell - Quit his job, Al Yeganeh Jr, Soup Scum Goon
NIGHT 2
Erg0 - expelled, Linus Smart, Administration Cop aka"town"
The Fonz (repl. PlaysWithSquirrels) - bashed in the head, Hans Tubbinger, Cafeteria Cop aka"town"
Nightfall - bashed in the head, Jessica Bumble, Gossiping Mason aka"town"
DAY 3
hasdgfas - Decided she'd rather be homeschooled, Libby Sterbisk, Student, aka "town"
NIGHT 3
Gorrad - bashed in the head, Antonio Gentile, Peanut Allergy Suffferer aka"town"
vollkan - fired, School Nurse with Burn Kits and EpiPen aka"town"
DAY 4
No lunch or no lynch...
NIGHT 4
Skruffs - bashed in the head, Lunch Lady aka"town"
ghulof - expelled, Millie K. Fartinger, Post-Restriction Gases aka"town"
cicero - simmered gently, George W. Grounded Admin Scum Godfather
DAY 5
Tarhalindlur - Took her pompoms home forever, Amber Star, Gossipping Mason, aka "town"
NIGHT 5
Blackberry - badly scalded, Adolf Hillthor, Gym Teacher aka"scum"
Flameaxe - bashed in the head, Sally S. Saad, Chemistry Teacher aka"Admin Scum"
DAY 6
Yamahako - covered in gravy, Karina A. Karpenteria, student, aka "town"
NIGHT 6
Holy(repl. JordanA24) - bashed in the head, Frances Bean Counter, aka"townie"
The Hermit - expelled for failing the jogging challenge, Manon St-Honoré aka"student"
DAY 7
Korlash (repl. VitaminR) - Took a "T", an "O", a "W", an "N", Go Town Go!, Boopsie McClure, Gossipping Mason, aka "town"
NIGHT 8
mneme(SirT(pwdth)) - bashed in the head, and stuffed in the cauldronAkira Hiroshige, aka"townie"
TheCake(Gorgon(pickem)) - ENDGAMED, Paul Ratatouille, Cafeteria Chef aka"SOUP SCUM"
