Mini 519: Clerks. (Game Over!)

[Erg0]

Note: This game carries a language warning.

"What now!?" thought Dante Hicks, as he heard the glass shatter behind him. It was bad enough that he'd had to sleep in the closet last night while the dog slept on the bed. Bad enough that he had to open the Quick Stop on his day off - after closing it last night, no less. Bad enough that some savage had jammed gum in the locks so that he couldn't open the shutters, forcing him to improvise a sign that left him smelling strongly of shoe polish. Bad enough that he was stuck in a dead end job with no future, pining after his long-lost high school girlfriend. On top of that, people were breaking the windows now?

He was jolted from his reverie by the rock whistling past his ear and crashing into the shelf in front of him. He dropped the bundle of newspapers and picked up the rock, noticing a piece of paper wrapped around it. He rolled his eyes at the appalling cliché. Nevertheless, he felt he should take the trouble to read the note. Probably just another death threat against Randal.

Then he noticed that the name scrawled on the back of the piece of paper was his. The reverse side contained a disturbingly specific list of acts of violence that a person or persons unknown were intending to perpetrate on his personage. What the fuck did

he

do?

Resigned to his fate, Dante went back to stocking the newpapers. He wasn't one to panic or make a fuss, he'd rather assume that this was a mistake and go about his day as normal. Surely things would sort themselves out if he just stayed on the straight and narrow. Why him, though? He wasn't even supposed to be here today!

"Hey, you open?"

Living Players

Korlash (Old Man, Vigilante)

(replaced Edion0 D2)

PokerFace (Sanford, Townie)

(replaced Sikario8 D2, pickemgenius D2)

Dead Players

vampyrusddg (Olaf Oleeson, Elite Bodyguard) - Lynched Day 1

(replaced Shotgun_Kitten D1, pulsewidth D0)

competentpsycho (Jay, Townie/Night Talker) - Killed Night 1

(replaced FeRnAnDo D1)

Gorgon (Silent Bob, Jack of All Trades) - Killed Night 1

ZONEACE (Caitlin Bree, Mafia Goon) - Permanently scarred Night 1

spurgistan (Chewlie's Rep, Mafia Tough Guy) - Lynched Day 2

(replaced Nelly632 D1)

Oman (Veronica Loughran, Cop) - Killed Night 2

ChaosOmega (Guy Who Shoots Dante, Mafia Godfather) - Killed Night 2

Dark_Lady_Shaiann (Blue Collar Man, Townie) - Permanently Scarred Night 2
Dead Rikimaru (Egg Man, Townie) - Killed Night 3

(replaced kr4mer D2, Kotten D1)

Xtoxm (Randal Graves, Serial Killer) - Lynched Day 4

(replaced Xdaamno N2)

Setup

This game has a

Day start

. No night actions will occur until after Day 1. However, night-talking roles may converse prior to the start of Day 1.

The pro-town win condition is as follows:

You win when all threats to

the

Dante's safety have been eliminated.

[Erg0]

Rules is Rules (Stolen from Mert, who in turn stole them from MeMe)

:

• Votes must be in
  bold
  . If you do not bold your vote, it will not be counted.
  
• Please be attentive and
  unvote
  , if necessary, before casting a new vote. This is not
  required
  , but I’d appreciate it.
  
• Lynches will require a simple majority of votes. Once a player has reached the necessary majority, his pleas are useless and any attempts to unvote will be unheeded. You may
  vote: no lynch
  - majority votes of this kind are necessary to end the day without a death.
  
• The game is not to be discussed outside of the thread unless your role specifically states that you may do so.
  
• Once your death scene has been posted, you’re dead. Stop typing. A short "bah" post is permitted.
  
• Don’t edit/delete previously submitted posts
  
• Don’t quote any PMs from me.
  
• If you have a night choice to make, it is due by the posted deadline. I will not wait for you - if you do not submit a choice to me, tough! No choice will be made.
  
• If you anticipate being unavailable for more than a 48-hour period, please post a notice to that effect in the thread.
  Treat this game as a commitment. Be considerate - don’t leave us hanging.
  
• Remember, it’s a game. It’s supposed to played. It’s supposed to be
  fun
  . Do your part.

[Erg0]

All confirms are in. You may commence!

[Gorgon]

Awesome!

Vote: Edion0

, for having a name that's eerily similar to that of the mod.

[ZONEACE]

this store sucks, who wants to go play roller hockey?

[Dark_Lady_Shaiann]

Is it safe?

[Gorgon]

If playing roller hockey is a threat to the Dante's safety, then I'll pass on it.

Mod Note

Oops, typo. The PMs do say "the Dante", but I'm editing it in the first post so it looks less stupid.

[Shotgun_Kitten]

Depends on if she's using him as the puck or not, right?

[pickemgenius]

i'm down with some hockey.

you bring the nets to play on the roof?

also

Vote: Shotgun_Kitten

Hi!

[Shotgun_Kitten]

Oh really? What's the vote for? Bad joke. I'm sure there is more than enough coming our way. I just felt like starting it.

So, in reply.

Vote: pickemgenius

[pickemgenius]

i'm loving the omgus

<3

[Dark_Lady_Shaiann]

Whats omgus?

[pickemgenius]

Whats omgus?

OMGUS

[Oman]

Yeah, I am OMGUS-by-proxy. I must irrationally vote for someone who voted for someone else

Vote Pickem

Yeah. Okay, thats my role-claim (Not really, people who take the game too seriously).

[Dark_Lady_Shaiann]

Just a little FYI: Any Clerks references I make will be from the animated series. I got through like half of the movie before falling asleep, and I never saw the second one. The series was quit awesome though

[Oman]

You fell asleep during Clerks?

Next you're going to tell me you never saw the sailboat (so it's not a Clerks reference, but its the same guys)!

[Dark_Lady_Shaiann]

Sailboat? No. The only other Kevin Smith movie I have seen (and enjoyed) was Dogma. I have seen the recording of the college visit he made where he talked about his Superman script and Tim Burton, on Youtube.


But that is extremely off topic......

[pickemgenius]

lulz @ mall rats oman

[FeRnAnDo]

Vote: Gorgon

! Nothing eerie there!

[Oman]

Pickem wins.

[edion0]

*runs and grabs my CLERKS DVD*

*runs back*

vote: Oman

just bc his is the post above mine

*runs back to the DVD player and puts CLERKS playing*

[Shotgun_Kitten]

There seems to be a bit of random-like voting.

Sweet. That'll be tons of fun in the long run.

[Kotten]

Vote: Nelly632

Becasue of the numbers on the end.

[Shotgun_Kitten]

Gotta say Kotten. Love your avie. Now I'm just trying to remember where he was from...

[pickemgenius]

Pickem wins.

when don't I win...
I mean a guy named Jeremy irl fucking starred in it, and it's almost alwasy on whenever i'm "sick" from school.

so ofcourse i win.


p.s.- when don't I?


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