A VERY-ill-advised text-based adventure

[McMenno]

I would like to beckon elekitu to us

I think you missed this :^)

[Klazam]

Goddamnit

Ok I think we better change our strategy here.

place the wagon directly on the road, kick one of the wheels so that it breaks off.

Lay in wait for a unsuspecting passerby to help (Rob him)

KA, in for the highwayman life?

[KingdomAces]

I think I'll stay asleep for a bit. I'll get to actually doing things eventually.

[Iprobablysuck]

Say to the man, in the most intimidating voice possible,

LISTEN HERE BUB, I WANT ALL YOUR FOOD AND WATER (AND A TENT IF YOU HAVE ONE) AND I WANT THEM

NOW

[ConManMick]

Aww shit I thought I was dressed like a guard

I lean against the bar, and shrug. "We woke up in a cell this morning, with many others. None of us knew how we came to be there, or why. The others attacked the guards, and my companion and I managed to escape. We're looking for gainful employment at sea. I've got no past anymore, but I'll be damned if I don't get a future."

[Kublai Khan]

Tell the other guards to get a medic and to jail "Felissan" for assaulting the captain.

[McMenno]

jump into the sea and drown myself

[ConManMick]

McMenno y

[McMenno]

you gotta learn the secrets of death before you're gonna learn the secrets on how to win

[Radja]

go upstairs!

[McMenno]

instead of doing that I start a fight

[Aronis]

stargaze

RESULT

You walk outside and gaze at the stars.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Cry the teapot song, or die trying

ACTION FAILED

You try to cry the teapot song, but fail. Luckily your failure doesn't kill you.

ENTER ACTION: __________

I didn't know I was in prison clothes. In that case, I take off all my clothes, break inside and rummage through someone's dresser in search of non-prisony clothing.

RESULT

You strip down to nothing and go to break into the house but the door is locked. You will need to break down the door or smash a window assuming you cannot find any other way in.

ENTER ACTION: __________

question Felisann about who he is and where he came from

RESULT

You question Felissan to no avail.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Enchant the two guards by singing the teapot song, then tell them randomidget and Kublai Khan tried to assassinate the captain and frame me

RESULT

You try to enchant the guards by singing the teapot song. It does not work as one of the guards starts dragging you out of the room and down the stairs.

ENTER ACTION: __________

look around village for weapons

RESULT

You look around the village for weapons. You do not spot anything designed for combat, but you can probably find something if you look in the right areas or by being creative.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Wave poker nonthreateningly at Cheery's family and then go outside and try to spot someone else.

RESULT

You wave the poker at Cheery's family before heading outside. You see numerous players milling around the village right now, the villagers themselves seem to be sleeping though.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Fall asleep outside.

RESULT

You fall asleep.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Attempt to summon a demon to possess the dead body parts in the center of the room.

RESULT

You try to summon a demon. It does not work.

ENTER ACTION: __________

He was someone sitting in the room when I left, we didn't have time for introductions.

RESULT

"So any idea who locked you up in that house? Was it that sleazy mayor of ours?" Your father asks.

ENTER ACTION: __________

I would like to beckon elekitu to us

I think you missed this :^)

I was under the impression you wanted to go inside/drown yourself instead???

Goddamnit

Ok I think we better change our strategy here.

place the wagon directly on the road, kick one of the wheels so that it breaks off.

Lay in wait for a unsuspecting passerby to help (Rob him)

KA, in for the highwayman life?

RESULT

You move the wagon into the center of the road and smash one of the wheels. You decide to lay in wait to rob someone, unfortunately the road seems to be deserted at this time.

ENTER ACTION: __________

I think I'll stay asleep for a bit. I'll get to actually doing things eventually.

RESULT

You continue to sleep.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Say to the man, in the most intimidating voice possible,

LISTEN HERE BUB, I WANT ALL YOUR FOOD AND WATER (AND A TENT IF YOU HAVE ONE) AND I WANT THEM

NOW

RESULT

"The food's in the kitchen, take anything you need." he points towards the kitchen, clearly intimidated and frightened.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Aww shit I thought I was dressed like a guard

I lean against the bar, and shrug. "We woke up in a cell this morning, with many others. None of us knew how we came to be there, or why. The others attacked the guards, and my companion and I managed to escape. We're looking for gainful employment at sea. I've got no past anymore, but I'll be damned if I don't get a future."

RESULT

"Well ya came to the right place. The law don't got no meaning here." The bartender says serving you and McMenno your food.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Tell the other guards to get a medic and to jail "Felissan" for assaulting the captain.

RESULT

One guard grabs Felissan and the other runs off to get a medic leaving you and randomidget in the armory.

ENTER ACTION: __________

instead of doing that I start a fight

RESULT

You decide to flip the nearest table over on three off-duty sailors. They jump up from their seats clearly upset. The nearest one tries to tackle you.

ENTER ACTION: __________

go upstairs!

RESULT

You head upstairs coming to a landing. On your right is a dark hallway and in front of you is more stairs. You notice one of the guards hauling Felissan down the stairs in front of you.

ENTER ACTION: __________

[McMenno]

I punch him in the face

[Randomnamechange]

arm myself properly and wait with the captain

[Elekitu]

Keep trying to cry the teapot song

[KuroiXHF]

I will break the door open while yelling in a sound frequency OPPOSITE to whatever the sound of breaking a door is, essentially Mcguyvering a noise cancellation.

[itlepip]

Hit nearest outdoors player over the head with poker as hard as I can and then say hi.

[Cheery Dog]

Blaming the mayor sounds like a good plan to me. Blame him.

[Iprobablysuck]

Walk towards the kitchen but then turn back around to the old man and ask, ''Do you have a backpack or something I can put this food in?''

[Killthestory]

Go find an honest job and apply for it

[Kublai Khan]

If I didn't grab them already, grab and equip an axe, a dagger, and a bow with some arrows.

Yell at any remaining guards to search the premises for any other intruders.

[Ircher]

Continue to sleep until the morning.

[Annadog40]

Tarter the heck sauce! OK um . . . Put all of the body parts into the fire and try to contact a demon using the smoke.

[Ircher]

Mentally think that Annadog is mentally insane.

[Randomnamechange]

arm myself properly and wait with the captain

go out into hallway and coincidentally bump into my mate from the carriage Radja