Newbie 511- Game Over. Who Won?

[Simenon]

A guide to this thread:
Player List: First post
Status: First Post
Rules (please read!): Second post
Newbie Guide to Mafia: Third Post
Set up (what roles will be sent out for this game): Third Post

Player List
1. Spid3r
2. thephantom
3. hasdgfas
4. BrettH84
5. Alan Redgown
6. Mastermind of Sin
7. d3sisted

ICs (or inexperience challenged players) are in italics. ICs are experienced players who are here for assistance. They still count as players and they have the same chances to be scum or town as all of you.

This game is over.

[Simenon]

Rules
(Stolen from Mr.Stoofer)
[01] Votes must be in bold. If you do not bold your vote, it will not be counted.
[02] Please be attentive and unvote, if necessary, before casting a new vote. This is not required, but I’d appreciate it.
[03] Lynching will require a simple majority of votes. Once a player has reached the necessary majority, their pleas are useless and any attempts to unvote will be unheeded. Feel free to post in twilight, though.
[04] You may vote: no lynch – majority votes of this kind are necessary to end the day without a death.
[05] If a deadline is reached with no majority, the day will end without a lynch.
[06] The game is not to be discussed outside the thread unless your role specifically states that you may do so – and then only at night.
[07] When I set a day deadline, the deadline lasts until I actually lock the thread.
[08] Once your death scene has been posted, you’re dead. Stop typing. Not even a “Bah!” post, please. Save it for after the game is over.
[09] No small or invisible text. Don’t edit/delete previously submitted posts either.
[10] Don’t quote any PMs from me. If you do, I will destroy you.
[11] If you have a night choice to make, it is due by the posted deadline. I will not wait for you – if you do not submit a choice to me, I’ll make it for you and you won’t like it.
[12] If you anticipate being unavailable for more than a 48-hour period, please post a notice to that effect in the thread. Treat this game as a commitment. Be considerate – don’t leave us hanging.
[13] Unlike other mods I am fallible. Please point out any mistakes I make gently. In particular, if I post a vote count that does not accurately reflect your vote, it is your responsibility to correct me. If you don’t your vote may be treated as it appears in the vote count.
[14] If you have any questions at all, please PM me or post the question in the thread.
[15] Remember, it’s a game and it’s supposed to be fun. Be nice to your fellow players and your mod. I have zero tolerance for abusive posts.

These rules are required reading. Please read them along with your role pm before you post.

[Simenon]

If you do not know how to play mafia, click here.

Set up (commonly known as a C9 setup):
1 Cop, 1 Doc, 2 Mafia, 3 Townies (identical to the original setup);
1 Cop, 2 Mafia, 4 Townies
1 Doc, 2 Mafia, 4 Townies
2 Mafia, 5 Townies

There is an equal chance for any of these setups to appear in this game, but only one will be used.

Specific Role PMs (stolen from Mr. Flay):

2 people are mafia:

You are Mafia, along with your partner _________. Your goal is to eliminate the pro-town players so that only you remain; you win if this happens. During the Day, try to blend in with the rest of the players, and get someone lynched (if that someone is not your partner or yourself, that will make things much easier). You may talk with your partner when it is not Day, and send me a choice via PM of who you wish to kill.

Note: You may talk with your partner privately during confirmations to plan strategy, but no kills will happen until Night One.

Either one person, or nobody, is a doctor:

You are the Doctor, and you can protect people from harm. Each Night, you may send me a choice via PM of who to protect; if they come under attack by the Mafia, they will live. You win if the scum are eliminated, so choose wisely at Night, and try to lynch correctly during the Day.

Note: Doctors are 100% effective in Newbie Games (the person they protect will never die on the night they are protected). You may not protect yourself.

Either one person, or nobody, is a cop:

You are the Cop, and you can tell good from bad. Each Night, you may send a player's name to me; I will let you know if your investigation shows that they are Mafia or Town. You win if the scum are eliminated, so choose wisely at Night, and lynch well during the Day.

Note: Cops always get a correct result in Newbie Games (no sanity issues). You cannot investigate yourself.

The rest of you are Townies:

You are a Townie, and you've got no special powers at Night. No investigations, no protection, no gun to shoot people. Your only powers are the ability to post, vote, and think. Help lynch Mafia during the Day, and you will win the game, along with the rest of the Town.

[thephantom]

confirm

[BrettH84]

confirm

[Spid3r]

confirm

[Alan Redgown]

/confirm

[hasdgfas]

/confirmatize me cap'n

Hi Sim-the-almighty-mod.

Hi d3sisted, long time no see

[d3sisted]

/confirm

[Mastermind of Sin]

/confirm because I just got my role pm.

[Simenon]

It is now day one. With seven alive, it's four to lynch.

[BrettH84]

VOTE: Mastermind of Sin

I guess I'll start it off, nothing personal, but you were last to confirm.

[d3sisted]

[dice]1d6 = 1192826315 [/dice]

[d3sisted]

Vote: BrettH84

[Mastermind of Sin]

d3sisted, do NOT steal my schtick. I did it first.

Besides, you did it wrong. How can you make a random dice vote without being willing to vote for yourself? Panzy.

[dice]1d7 = 926072021 [/dice]

[Mastermind of Sin]

Vote: Alan RedGown

Welcome to Mafiascum. Time to die.

[d3sisted]

Aiight MoS, it's time for the ICs to dominate this game.

[hasdgfas]

vote: d3sisted

[thephantom]

random vote: Spid3r
only cause you're the last to post

[hasdgfas]

random vote: Spid3r
only cause you're the last to post

That's not random.

[thephantom]

lol yea i guess it isnt my bad

[Mastermind of Sin]

Alright. First things first. I'm gonna go ahead and say this just as carefully as possible so I don't overstate it: Mastermind of Sin is the most evil human being on the planet. And may, in fact, be Satan, himself. However, he is not mafia. So just stay away from him.

Somebody's gonna tell you, "he's an IC, man, go to him!" Well, he obviously hasn't told you about my ear-flicking policy, has he? Look! This whole "groovy guidance counselor" thing you people seem to have working is a total fantasy. I'm not that guy, you can go and ask anybody. Now, you've got to leave me alone, or I'll punish you.

Don't come whining to me with questions about the game. Gosh, I'm sorry, nervous guy, but I just can't do your work for you. But, what do you say you head on down to the library and look it up in the New England Journal of Who Gives a Rat's Ass?

So that whole IC helping thing? Oh, yeah, I was actually just planning on doing that...never.

In fact, I'm gonna go ahead and do this just as slowly as possible so you don't misunderstand: Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooo.

You know, Newbies, it's so interesting -- I found I couldn't sleep last night, so, in order to pass the time, I started to make a list of things that annoy me more than you. Anyway, I came up with people who call Wednesdays "hump day" and, of course, all Sandra Bullock movies.

Aiight MoS, it's time for the ICs to dominate this game.

Okay, Linus, you're way too excited; I want you to get your blankie, go in a corner, and take a time-out.

For the record, no, I'm not a hypocrite for being here. What's your pathetic excuse, you whiny, little suck-ups?

[Alan Redgown]

Mastermind of Sin, you seem way too aggressive for your own good. And I don't care if you voted for me; I would vote for you either way. Also, saying you're evil but not mafia isn't exactly going to cast all suspicion off you. (Plus, this game is full of newbies, so I don't see how insulting us is going to increase your chances of survival.)
Vote: Mastermind of Sin

[Alan Redgown]

Oh, and thanks for the warm welcome!

[Spid3r]

OMGUS

Vote: The Phantom