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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2017 6:30 pm
by Aronis
In post 198, D3f3nd3r wrote:It's been nine days where is my cut
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much like the survivor rankdown things start getting boring once you lose that starting enthusiasm and have to cut all these somewhat decent but not great countries. And according to
random.org/lists
me Czech Republic falls into that category. First off it's rlly hard for me to remember how to spell and pronounce it, because it's pronounced check republic, but some idiot put a z in the name bc he thought it'd look cool or something.

now that I've gotten my complaint with it out of the way, let's look at some of the interesting facts about it on wikipedia:
"The Czech Republic has . . . warm summers and cold, cloudy and snowy winters"
imagine that! it's just like every other normal place that isn't miserable (so it's not texas)

"The Czech Republic has a civil law system"
this has to be something rare and unusual right?
it's not

Spoiler: civil law systems are the blue countries
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"The Czech Republic is a pluralist multi-party parliamentary representative democracy"
that somewhat unusual in the sense that it doesn't make any sense, but as far as I can tell they basically copied the US, so it's pretty boring to.

So in conclusion, the most interesting thing about this post is that I got a *pagetop!* because czech republic is a pretty standard boring country that ranks 144th in the world according to
random.org/lists
me.

Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2017 7:49 pm
by CuddlyCaucasian
Thanks Flameaxe for cutting the Check Repo

143. Serbia


Spoiler: NSFW?
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Semi-retired porn star Miloš (Srđan Todorović) lives with his wife, Marija (Jelena Gavrilović), and six-year-old son, Petar (Luka Mijatović). His brother, Marko (Slobodan Beštić), a corrupt police officer, is attracted to Marija and is jealous of Miloš's sexual prowess. Marija is curious about her husband's past and is concerned about the family's income. Lejla (Katarina Žutić), a former co-star, offers Miloš a starring role in an art film directed by Vukmir (Sergej Trifunović), an independent pornographer, who wishes to cast Miloš for his powerful erection. Having already caught Petar watching one of his films and unaware of the details of Vukmir's film, Miloš is hesitant to participate and continue his career, but accepts to secure his family's financial future. While meeting Vukmir, Miloš passes a bald man and his entourage, regarding them warily.
Filming begins at an orphanage, where Vukmir feeds Miloš instructions through an earpiece given by Vukmir's driver, Raša (Miodrag Krčmarik), while a film crew follows him. Miloš sees a young girl, Jeca (Anđela Nenadović), physically abused and scolded by her mother (Ana Sakić), who has disgraced her deceased war hero husband's memory by becoming a prostitute. In a dark room, screens show Jeca seductively eating an ice pop, while Miloš is fellated by a nurse. Then, Miloš is instructed to receive fellatio from the mother, while Jeca watches. Miloš refuses, but is forced to continue. Marko later informs him that Vukmir is a former psychologist and has worked in children's television and state security. Miloš meets with Vukmir, announcing that he is retiring and dropping out of the film, but Vukmir explains to a hesitant Miloš his artistic style of pornography, showing a film of a woman giving birth to a newborn baby, which is then immediately raped by Raša. The disgusted and horrified Miloš storms out and drives away as Vukmir boasts to him that this is "a new genre" and that he terms it as "newborn porn". At a road junction, being in a disturbed state of mind, he is approached and seduced by an attractive woman who, unbeknownst to him, is Vukmir's female doctor.
A bloodied Miloš wakes up in his bed the next morning with no memory of what has happened. He returns to the now abandoned set and finds a number of tapes. Viewing them, Miloš discovers that he was drugged to induce an aggressive, sexually aroused, and suggestible state. At Vukmir's manipulative direction, Miloš beat and decapitated Jeca's mother while raping her and was later raped by Raša. He then watches footage of Lejla voicing concern for Miloš to Vukmir, stating that she is quitting and taking Miloš with her. A bloodied Lejla is then shown restrained, with a blood puddle and several teeth in the floor right in front of her. A masked man appears and she is forced to fellate him, suffocating her to death. The footage continues as Miloš is led to Jeca's home, where an elderly woman praises him for killing her mother, laments about Jeca's father dying before he "made her a woman", and offers Jeca as a "virgin commune". Miloš refuses, threatens to cut off his penis with a knife, and escapes through a window. After wandering the streets for a while, he ends up huddling in an alleyway, where he watches as a teenage girl passes by while being tailed by a pair of thugs. He begins masturbating and is assaulted by the thugs before they are killed by Raša, who along with Vukmir takes Miloš to a warehouse.
At the warehouse, Vukmir's doctor administers more drugs to Miloš, who in an angry outburst sticks a syringe into her neck, rendering her unconscious from the overdose. He is then taken into a big room, where he is conducted to have intercourse with two hidden bodies placed under sheets and with bags on their heads. Miloš furiously begins penetrating them while keeping them restrained, and as he swaps from one onto the other, the masked man from Lejla's film enters and begins raping the first. Vukmir then reveals the masked man to be Marko, his victim to be Marija, and finally, that Miloš is raping Petar. At this moment, the agonizing female doctor enters the room, with her crotch entirely covered in blood and a bloody pipe on her hand, attracting everyone's attention before collapsing dead. Snapping, an enraged Miloš lunges at Vukmir and repeatedly smashes his head against the floor, initiating a brawl during which Marija bites off a piece of Marko's neck, then bludgeons him to death with a sculpture. Miloš wrestles with the guards and seizes one of their guns, shooting both of them and injuring the one-eyed Raša, whom he kills by ramming his erect penis into his empty eye socket. During all of this, a dying Vukmir praises Miloš's actions as truly worthy of cinema.
Miloš, having recalled his actions up to that point, including locking his wife and son in their basement before passing out earlier, smashes Marko's head with the sculpture in a fit of impotence and despair, before returning home to find both of them in shock, with Petar totally unresponsive. After coping with the matter for hours, Miloš and his wife ultimately agree, in silence, that they and their son should die together, so the three gather in bed and embrace before Miloš fires a fatal shot through himself, Petar and Marija. Sometime later, a new film crew, including the bald man from the beginning of the film, is shown recording in the bedroom. One of the security guards begins to unzip his pants and the director, the unnamed bald man, advises him to "start with the little one".

Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2017 7:50 pm
by CuddlyCaucasian
Fun 9 days people, Round 7 starts and everyone gets another cut

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2017 4:45 am
by MattP
Haha me too

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2017 5:48 am
by McMenno
I will get to this

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2017 6:04 am
by McMenno
#142:
Andorra
Barbados

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barbawhat

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2017 7:37 am
by Flameaxe
Close shave barbasol

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2017 1:59 pm
by Cheery Dog
I won't

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2017 2:30 pm
by Haschel Cedricson
I had a joke about Myanmar but apparently it was already cut. :-/

Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 11:42 am
by McMenno
getting to this

Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 11:43 am
by CuddlyCaucasian
Guys, please give Aronis some slack. He has a busy life, and we don't want these cuts to be rushed and improperly researched.

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2017 9:42 am
by McMenno
#141:
Andorra
Marshall Islands

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marwhat iswhat


like okay, you log onto mafia scum dot net, a country hasn't been cut in a while hmmmm? some pretty controversial cuts have been made hmmm? I mean, c'mon, andorra. BUT as it turns out there are actually countries smaller than andorra. they exist, and have somehow made their way into the TOP 150 of course this is unacceptable, these countries should have been cut a long while ago but people have just been ignoring them... or maybe they forgot them. anyway I guess it's my thankless job to janitor all this shit away. so here's the marshall islands I'm sure it's an very interesting islands with an very interesting history but it's small as shit so no one cares. at least I don't SO I'm cutting it

Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 8:45 pm
by Cheery Dog
140: new Zealand


You failed me in that pointless mishmash game, therefore you need cut here!

Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2017 6:34 am
by CuddlyCaucasian
#139. Madagascar


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dreamworks? more like fever dreamworks

Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2017 12:24 am
by Radja
138. Luxembourg


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Nothing but cheap gas and cigarettes.

Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 5:13 pm
by pablito
137. Mauritius.

In France, it's the republic of Maurice. Send the old man to the looney bin. Why does he get his own country? Look at his crazy daughter. She dares to have a huge fivehead in her barbie doll form!

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Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 10:32 pm
by McMenno
soon tm

Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 4:32 am
by McMenno
136.
Andorra
Saint Kitts and Nevis

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saint kithwat and newhat


there used to be a joke here but I forgot it. alas

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 7:47 am
by BROseidon
Are we still doing this?

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 8:40 am
by McMenno
In post 218, BROseidon wrote:Are we still doing this?
I am

135.
United States of America
Trumptopia

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drumpf bad


mr. DONALD TRUMP, current dictator of the "united" states of america, is a very bad man. he singlehandedly brought his whole country down to this position. that's how bad he is

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 4:50 am
by McMenno
I am initiating a HOSTILE TAKEOVER

updates 1-2 times every week, hopefully friday and monday

first update incoming

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 4:51 am
by McMenno
134. Isreal

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"What the hell is is-raj-el?"


it's a mess. let's leave it at that

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 10:06 am
by McMenno
133.
Andorra
Kiribati

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kiribawhat?


I am back to cutting out irrelevant nations again. refreshing

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2017 2:36 am
by McMenno
132.
Andorra
St. Lucia

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st. luciwhat?


there are like three st. countries. way too many if you ask me

Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:07 am
by McMenno
131.
Andorra
St. Vincent and the Grenadines

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st. vinwhat and the grenawhat


and so it goes