Pikachu and Peach stand at one half of the room with smug grins on their faces. A bunch of Goombas surrond them with blood-thursty eyes.
Master Hand, Donkey Kong, Dr. Mario, and Roy look a bit worried.
Master Hand turns to the Super Smash Team, "Don't worry my friends! We can do this!"
Crazy Hand, Nana, Falco and Pichu all join them, "We'll help you take down those badies!"
"Charge!" Master Hand screams. Master Hand makes a fist and rams through the Goombas. Pichu, Falco, Nana and Crazy Hand all follow and begin attacking the Goombas.
(Meanwhile...)
Peach and Pikachu leap over the Goombas and approach the final three.
Peach laughs evily, "You realize one of you is a traitor, right? Bwhahahahaha!"
Roy lifts up his sword. Donkey Kong raises an eyebrow. Dr. Mario holds two giant-ass pills. They all stare at eachother intensly. Peach and Pikachu continue to laugh.
(Meanwhile...)
Master Hand screams, "There's too many! We're getting cornered!" The goombas quickly surrond them.
"This is it! We're d000000med!" Pichu screams.
The wall suddenly bursts open. Ganondorf charges through and attacks the goombas. Kirby quickly follows, he swallows a few and spits them back up. Mewtwo approachs last and uses his psychic blast to fling the goombas against the walls.
"I thought you were dead!" Master Hand shouts.
"Nah," Kirby grins, "We still had another life left."
The new allies aid the others in fighting off the goombas.
(Meanwhile...)
Dr. Mario takes his pills and throws them at DK and Roy! Roy fumbles backwards while Donkey Kong leaps out of the way.
Peach kicks DK backwards and appraochs Dr. Mario, "Oh, I love you so!"
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Dr. Mario and
Prof. Guppy
Peach make out.
Pikachu screams, "Fools! Don't get distracted! They aren't down yet!" Roy jumps forward and swings his sword at Pikachu. Donkey Kong throws a huge punch. Pikachu flies back into the wall, defeated.
"Opps, hehehe," Peach giggles. She jumps into the air and throws a kick at Roy. He jumps out of the way and kicks her back. She stumbles to the ground, "You shouldn't kick a lady," she growls. Donkey Kong picks her up and throws her.
"Noooooo!" Dr. Mario screams. He throws some damaging pills at Roy and DK. They both stumble back and fall to the ground.
(Meanwhile...)
"I think we got them!" Falco screams. "We can do this guys!"
"Yay, we're winning!" Kirby smiles gleefully.
"Guys," Nana interupts, "Do you really think the readers give a f*ck? I mean, they probably just wanna know who won. Why is the mod making them read this damn story for? Just tell us the winner already!"
Pichu, "Opps! Ok guys, let's be quiet and let the final three fight it out..."
(Meanwhile...)
Donkey Kong and Roy lay on the ground. They appear to be defeated. Dr. Mario laughs...
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Donkey Kong stands up, "You... can't... defeat... me!" Donkey Kong rushes forward and throws a punch.
Dr. Mario dodges and kicks DK back against another wall, "Fool!" He laughs. He turns around and notices Roy is missing, "Where did Roy go?" he asks out loud. He spins around just in time to see a blazing metal sword hit him in the face.
Dr. Mario fumbles to the ground, defeated.
The others manage to defeat all the Goombas.
They all run off to a party and get drunk.