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Posted: **Wed Jan 10, 2018 4:34 am**

I put a tiny bomb in your food and then explode it when it reaches your stomach.

Posted: **Wed Jan 10, 2018 4:38 am**

My stomach acid absorbs the bomb and turns me into a superhero who can explode things he touches, so I touch you.

Posted: **Wed Jan 10, 2018 11:13 am**

You are crushed by a bunch of boxes of heavy goods after you crash a forklift into the shelf they were on.

Posted: **Thu Jan 11, 2018 3:49 am**

They fall the other way and crush you.

Posted: **Thu Jan 11, 2018 6:14 am**

Somebody with an ulterior motive decides my death was a murder and has you summarily executed.

Posted: **Fri Jan 12, 2018 5:59 am**

The judge rules in James's favor and has you executed for attempted murder.

Posted: **Fri Jan 12, 2018 12:07 pm**

You are said judge and you are assassinated by my goons on the outside that are unhappy about my being put to death.

Posted: **Fri Jan 12, 2018 12:28 pm**

I plug a random wire that was ordered for my laptop's repair in your ear. It turns out to be evil and electrocute you without a power source.

Posted: **Sun Jan 21, 2018 8:30 am**

I'm a superhero who's immune to electricity and has super-strength. I turn and punch you so hard your innards become outards.

Posted: **Sun Jan 21, 2018 8:46 am**

God decides to disintegrate you because He is jealous of somebody who could possibly be stronger than Him.

Posted: **Sun Jan 21, 2018 9:19 am**

I use my psychic powers to redirect the disintegration onto you.

Posted: **Sun Jan 21, 2018 8:05 pm**

I'm too late the above poster already appears to be burning to death

Posted: **Mon Jan 22, 2018 12:13 am**

And by being the worst, the above poster is worse than burning to death.

Posted: **Mon Jan 22, 2018 6:43 am**

I transfer the flames from the poster of post #110 to you and burn you to death.

Posted: **Mon Jan 22, 2018 7:12 am**

YOu were in the backseat of Felissan's car in posts #30 to #3 and died in the crash.

Posted: **Mon Jan 22, 2018 7:41 am**

Since you just sent time to run in reverse, you're eventually "unborn", and you're the youngest in the thread.

Posted: **Mon Jan 22, 2018 7:43 am**

I reverse time the other way causing you get old and wither away

Posted: **Mon Jan 22, 2018 8:00 am**

You're the next one to do that after me.

Posted: **Tue Jan 23, 2018 10:56 pm**

you get so confused by the continuously-reversed flow of tiem your brain literally explodes

@iprobablysuck wanna be best friends?

Posted: **Wed Jan 24, 2018 2:11 pm**

I set you on fire.

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2018 9:04 am**

I use telekinesis to move the fire to you.

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2018 12:44 pm**

Once again, God has become jealous, and you are struck by lightning.

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2018 12:59 pm**

I use my telekinesis to change the target of the lightning to you.

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2018 1:27 pm**

I douse you with a firefighting hose.

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2018 1:45 pm**

Would that kill me?
While you ponder this, I rip out your heart and crush it.

Kill the Above Poster