Mini Normal 1964 - Hell Is 56k Dialup - Endgame!

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Post Post #0  (ISO)  » Tue Nov 14, 2017 12:52 pm

Mini Normal 1964 - Hell Is 56k Dialup

It was a quiet morning on the eastern slope of the Rocky Mountains. The sun rose over the plains; its light cut through the brown cloud hanging over the mile high city and reflected brightly off the snow capped peaks to the west. The confused trees struggled to reconcile the rapidly rising temperature with the dusting of snow that still clung to their needles and hid in their shadows. The few birds that had made their way back to the region tweeted a collective but peaceful, "**** this ****!" and began a flight several miles back to the south to wait for the weather to figure out what the hell it wanted to do. Suddenly a painful shriek shattered this still morning. Gorkington sat groggily in bed, with a panic rapidly overtaking him. He couldn't connect to the forum. Worse - he couldn’t connect to the internet at all!

A small number of similar, pitiful cries of anguish sprang up from all over the town. Many thousands more households emitted a resounding, "Meh." before continuing on with normal lives. But for the first group, this was not an option. F5 buttons were ground to dust, monitors were shattered in frustration, nooses were prepared, and The_Jester fell off a cliff. It was a dark day, and news was slow. Some users were even desperate enough to create Twitter accounts. Eventually it was learned that the downtime was a result of the destruction of the small town’s only fibre-optic run by assailants unknown.

Naturally, the only sensible approach to finding the culprit was ritualistic murder by CAT5-o'-nine-tails.


ZA RUUUURUUUUUS

1. Voting: Votes and unvotes must be in bold or votetags to be counted. You do not have to unvote between votes for the next vote to be counted. You may unvote at any time and need not specify who you were voting for.

2. Lynching: Lynches require a simple majority of votes. Once that majority is reached, a lynch is achieved and further votes or unvotes will have no effect.

3. No Lynch: You may Vote: No lynch if you wish to end the day without lynching. No Lynch will also require a simple majority.

4. Deadline:
This game will function on a cycle of days lasting 14 days and nights lasting 2 days. Replacements near deadline will extend these deadlines by a maximum of 3 days at moderator discretion.

5. Deadline Lynch: When the deadline passes, if no player has a majority of the votes, the player with the most votes will be lynched. If more than one player is tied for the most votes, no lynch will occur.

6. Night Actions: Night actions will be resolved using Natural Action Resolution. Each player may only undertake one night action per night.

7. Lurking: Players who sign up in this game are expected to actively post and participate. Players who do not post for 48 hours without prior warning will be prodded. Failure to respond to a prod within 24 hours will result in replacement. Receiving 3 prods in the same Day will result in forced replacement. Lurking will not be a viable strategy in this game and players who are consistently prodded or post only to avoid being prodded will be replaced at the Mod's discretion.

8. Out-Of-Thread/Beyond-The-Grave Communication: The game is not to be discussed outside the thread unless your role specifically states that you may do so, and then only in the manner stated in your role PM. Don't quote any out-of-thread communications regarding this game in the thread; this includes your role PM. In addition, once you're dead, you may post exactly once more (often called a "Bah" post) before endgame, and it may not contain relevant game content. Any violation of this rule is a modkillable offense in addition to any penalties the site moderation team opts to impose.

9. Posting Style: Do not use odd colors, font size, or excessive images in your posts. Do not be unduly abusive to your fellow players. Do not edit or delete your previous posts. No codes or foreign languages. Failure to meet these criteria will result in warnings and/or replacement. I reserve for myself text formatted in this style for votecounts and similar mod-posting.

10. V/LA: If you are going to be V/LA, please post in the thread if at all possible. Do not assume that a simple site-wide announcement will suffice. Please treat this game like a commitment and respect the time and enjoyment of your fellow players.

11. Questions, Comments, Concerns: If you have any questions that need to be addressed outside of the thread, please PM me. Otherwise, you may get my attention using “@Mod” or “@KidAmn

12. Playing to Win: If at any point I deem you to be playing against your win condition, you will be modkilled. No exceptions.

13. Catch-All: If you seem to be violating the spirit of these rules while operating under the letter of them, I will take appropriate action. Fair warning.

14. Fun:
Having fun is by no means mandatory, but I would vastly prefer that each of you have some amount of it. If there's anything I can do to ensure that you do, please do not hesitate to let me know.

15. Modkills: A modkill will result in the day ending as if a lynch had occurred.

The following role is confirmed to exist in this game:

Sample Role PM wrote:Vanilla Townie

You possess no special mechanics: you can only vote during the day. This is your only tool against the mafia.
You win when all the threats to the town are eliminated.


Player List: (Asterisks indicate prods recieved on the current day)
  1. Zachstralkita
  2. Dunnstral
  3. Keychain
  4. northsidegal replacing Firaja
  5. Havo
  6. Jodaxq
  7. Espeonagereplacing cytheflyguy
  8. schadd_
  9. Transcend
  10. wavemode
  11. Srceenplay replacing UC Voyager
  12. Katyusha
  13. Lil Uzi Vert replacing Everyone Else

Spoiler: Alive?
  1. Dunnstral
  2. Havo
  3. schadd_
  4. Transcend
  5. wavemode
  6. Srceenplay
  7. Katyusha
  8. Lil Uzi Vert


Spoiler: Dead?
  1. Espeonage, Mafia Goon - Lynched Day One
  2. Zachstralkita, Mafia Goon - Killed Night One
  3. Keychain, Town 2-Shot Cop- Killed Night One
  4. Jodaxq, Vanilla Townie, Lynched Day Two
  5. northsidegal, Vanilla Townie, Killed Night Two
Last edited by KidAmn on Wed Dec 06, 2017 12:35 pm, edited 33 times in total.
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Post Post #1  (ISO)  » Tue Nov 14, 2017 1:16 pm

Role PMs have now been distributed. The game will commence upon the receipt of no less than 11 confirmations. Players yet to confirm when the game begins will be permitted 24 hours further to confirm before replacement is sought.
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Post Post #2  (ISO)  » Tue Nov 14, 2017 4:01 pm

12 out of 13 players have confirmed their routers are, like, totally frakked, man.

Transcend has an additional 24 hours as of this post to confirm or face replacement.

Day 1 Of Our Crazy, Skreeeeeeeeeeeeee-blupluplup-dooooooooot, "Load You Motherf-" Lives... Begins Now.

Day 1 Will End With The Mutually Agreed-Upon Flogging Of One Of Your Member, Or In (expired on 2017-11-28 21:00:00)

A Reminder For Those Of You Who Have Not Read The Rules Because Honestly, Who Has Time For That? Not Me, I'm Too Busy Doing Body Shots And Cocaine - Plurality Lynch Is In Effect At Deadline.

With Thirteen Alive, Seven Votes Are Required To Lynch.
Last edited by KidAmn on Tue Nov 14, 2017 4:05 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Post Post #3  (ISO)  » Tue Nov 14, 2017 4:04 pm

VOTE: Transcend

always the optimal play

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Post Post #4  (ISO)  » Tue Nov 14, 2017 4:06 pm

VOTE: transcend

he is scum at least 60% of the time
so...i don't get enough sleep

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Post Post #5  (ISO)  » Tue Nov 14, 2017 4:08 pm

VOTE: everyone else

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Post Post #6  (ISO)  » Tue Nov 14, 2017 4:09 pm

the_boys_are_back_in_town.mid

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Post Post #7  (ISO)  » Tue Nov 14, 2017 4:10 pm

"boys"_of_course_being_a_gender-neutral_term.ogg

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Post Post #8  (ISO)  » Tue Nov 14, 2017 4:10 pm

VOTE: Everyone Else
Because most of us are town, but Everyone Else is mafia.

(Its the best i could come up with ok... :lol: )

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Post Post #9  (ISO)  » Tue Nov 14, 2017 4:15 pm

Hello everyone.

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Post Post #10  (ISO)  » Tue Nov 14, 2017 4:25 pm

VOTE: schadd

Boi.

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Post Post #11  (ISO)  » Tue Nov 14, 2017 4:26 pm

I forgot to say AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Post Post #12  (ISO)  » Tue Nov 14, 2017 4:50 pm

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa????
so...i don't get enough sleep

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Post Post #13  (ISO)  » Tue Nov 14, 2017 4:51 pm

Wow it's been almost a year and a half since my last game here. How's everyone doin'?

VOTE: transcend

In post 4, UC Voyager wrote:VOTE: transcend

he is scum at least 60% of the time


If we're going by this logic, I think this would be a good place to start.

Transcend, can I get a list of previous games so I can verify this myself?

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Post Post #14  (ISO)  » Tue Nov 14, 2017 4:52 pm

In post 13, cytheflyguy wrote:Wow it's been almost a year and a half since my last game here. How's everyone doin'?

VOTE: transcend

In post 4, UC Voyager wrote:VOTE: transcend

he is scum at least 60% of the time


If we're going by this logic, I think this would be a good place to start.

Transcend, can I get a list of previous games so I can verify this myself?

if he replaces into a game, this percentages ups to about 65%
so...i don't get enough sleep

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Post Post #15  (ISO)  » Tue Nov 14, 2017 4:54 pm

In post 14, UC Voyager wrote:
In post 13, cytheflyguy wrote:Wow it's been almost a year and a half since my last game here. How's everyone doin'?

VOTE: transcend

In post 4, UC Voyager wrote:VOTE: transcend

he is scum at least 60% of the time


If we're going by this logic, I think this would be a good place to start.

Transcend, can I get a list of previous games so I can verify this myself?

if he replaces into a game, this percentages ups to about 65%

if we actually lynch him, the percentage drops to 45%
so...i don't get enough sleep

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Post Post #16  (ISO)  » Tue Nov 14, 2017 5:10 pm

In post 15, UC Voyager wrote:
In post 14, UC Voyager wrote:
In post 13, cytheflyguy wrote:Wow it's been almost a year and a half since my last game here. How's everyone doin'?

VOTE: transcend

In post 4, UC Voyager wrote:VOTE: transcend

he is scum at least 60% of the time


If we're going by this logic, I think this would be a good place to start.

Transcend, can I get a list of previous games so I can verify this myself?

if he replaces into a game, this percentages ups to about 65%

if we actually lynch him, the percentage drops to 45%


I'm sorry, but I don't follow that logic. If we lynch him, won't that make his chances (as of now) both 100% and 0%? It's either/or. Or are you saying that if we are in the process of actually lynching him, there would be a 45% chance because we are actively trying to lynch him? Why the average?

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Post Post #17  (ISO)  » Tue Nov 14, 2017 5:11 pm

In post 16, cytheflyguy wrote:
In post 15, UC Voyager wrote:
In post 14, UC Voyager wrote:
In post 13, cytheflyguy wrote:Wow it's been almost a year and a half since my last game here. How's everyone doin'?

VOTE: transcend

In post 4, UC Voyager wrote:VOTE: transcend

he is scum at least 60% of the time


If we're going by this logic, I think this would be a good place to start.

Transcend, can I get a list of previous games so I can verify this myself?

if he replaces into a game, this percentages ups to about 65%

if we actually lynch him, the percentage drops to 45%


I'm sorry, but I don't follow that logic. If we lynch him, won't that make his chances (as of now) both 100% and 0%? It's either/or. Or are you saying that if we are in the process of actually lynching him, there would be a 45% chance because we are actively trying to lynch him? Why the average?


here is what i mean

60% of the time, he is scum

65% of the time when he replaces someone, he is scum

40% of the time when he is lynched, he is scum
so...i don't get enough sleep

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Post Post #18  (ISO)  » Tue Nov 14, 2017 5:18 pm

In post 17, UC Voyager wrote:
In post 16, cytheflyguy wrote:
In post 15, UC Voyager wrote:
In post 14, UC Voyager wrote:
In post 13, cytheflyguy wrote:Wow it's been almost a year and a half since my last game here. How's everyone doin'?

VOTE: transcend

In post 4, UC Voyager wrote:VOTE: transcend

he is scum at least 60% of the time


If we're going by this logic, I think this would be a good place to start.

Transcend, can I get a list of previous games so I can verify this myself?

if he replaces into a game, this percentages ups to about 65%

if we actually lynch him, the percentage drops to 45%


I'm sorry, but I don't follow that logic. If we lynch him, won't that make his chances (as of now) both 100% and 0%? It's either/or. Or are you saying that if we are in the process of actually lynching him, there would be a 45% chance because we are actively trying to lynch him? Why the average?


here is what i mean

60% of the time, he is scum

65% of the time when he replaces someone, he is scum

40% of the time when he is lynched, he is scum


Hm, okay. I think I see what you mean by that last part of logic. You're saying that if he makes it to the end, he has a higher chance of being scum then if he was lynched instead. Since he seems to be the only person not here, do you mind linking me to some of his games? Or is there an easier way to view them?

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Post Post #19  (ISO)  » Tue Nov 14, 2017 5:22 pm

In post 18, cytheflyguy wrote:
In post 17, UC Voyager wrote:
In post 16, cytheflyguy wrote:
In post 15, UC Voyager wrote:
In post 14, UC Voyager wrote:
In post 13, cytheflyguy wrote:Wow it's been almost a year and a half since my last game here. How's everyone doin'?

VOTE: transcend

In post 4, UC Voyager wrote:VOTE: transcend

he is scum at least 60% of the time


If we're going by this logic, I think this would be a good place to start.

Transcend, can I get a list of previous games so I can verify this myself?

if he replaces into a game, this percentages ups to about 65%

if we actually lynch him, the percentage drops to 45%


I'm sorry, but I don't follow that logic. If we lynch him, won't that make his chances (as of now) both 100% and 0%? It's either/or. Or are you saying that if we are in the process of actually lynching him, there would be a 45% chance because we are actively trying to lynch him? Why the average?


here is what i mean

60% of the time, he is scum

65% of the time when he replaces someone, he is scum

40% of the time when he is lynched, he is scum


Hm, okay. I think I see what you mean by that last part of logic. You're saying that if he makes it to the end, he has a higher chance of being scum then if he was lynched instead. Since he seems to be the only person not here, do you mind linking me to some of his games? Or is there an easier way to view them?

It is joke logic. . .

I always see transcend as scum regardless of his real role. . .
so...i don't get enough sleep

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Post Post #20  (ISO)  » Tue Nov 14, 2017 5:24 pm

In post 5, schadd_ wrote:VOTE: everyone else

In post 8, Firaja wrote:VOTE: Everyone Else
Because most of us are town, but Everyone Else is mafia.

(Its the best i could come up with ok... :lol: )


Not to be That Bitch™ but im fairly sure that u can only vote one person at a time.... :thinking:

pedit: ok i just deleted this rant i had about statistics and independent probabilities but it's good to know you were joking here \_O_/

i really wanted to say "not to be That Bitch™" again though so thanks for taking that opportunity away :////

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Post Post #21  (ISO)  » Tue Nov 14, 2017 5:31 pm

In post 19, UC Voyager wrote:
In post 18, cytheflyguy wrote:
In post 17, UC Voyager wrote:
In post 16, cytheflyguy wrote:
In post 15, UC Voyager wrote:
In post 14, UC Voyager wrote:
In post 13, cytheflyguy wrote:Wow it's been almost a year and a half since my last game here. How's everyone doin'?

VOTE: transcend

In post 4, UC Voyager wrote:VOTE: transcend

he is scum at least 60% of the time


If we're going by this logic, I think this would be a good place to start.

Transcend, can I get a list of previous games so I can verify this myself?

if he replaces into a game, this percentages ups to about 65%

if we actually lynch him, the percentage drops to 45%


I'm sorry, but I don't follow that logic. If we lynch him, won't that make his chances (as of now) both 100% and 0%? It's either/or. Or are you saying that if we are in the process of actually lynching him, there would be a 45% chance because we are actively trying to lynch him? Why the average?


here is what i mean

60% of the time, he is scum

65% of the time when he replaces someone, he is scum

40% of the time when he is lynched, he is scum


Hm, okay. I think I see what you mean by that last part of logic. You're saying that if he makes it to the end, he has a higher chance of being scum then if he was lynched instead. Since he seems to be the only person not here, do you mind linking me to some of his games? Or is there an easier way to view them?

It is joke logic. . .

I always see transcend as scum regardless of his real role. . .


Oops, I don't always get written humor. My b.

Regardless, I am interested to see if he makes it or switches out.

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Post Post #22  (ISO)  » Tue Nov 14, 2017 5:33 pm

cy dont worry about reading trans

when i blitz my chakras rly hard i have like a >90% of reading him correctly

i say today we behead the doggo monarch viva la revolucion etc etc

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Post Post #23  (ISO)  » Tue Nov 14, 2017 5:34 pm

Ok I got some shit to say Ima hit this when I get back.

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Post Post #24  (ISO)  » Tue Nov 14, 2017 5:35 pm

Holy

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