Mafiascum.net

> wait
> wait
> smell

Dark Score: 25 Turns: 50

>wait
You can hear nothing, smell nothing, taste nothing, see nothing, feel nothing, and are not even certain who you are.

>wait
You can see nothing, feel nothing, hear nothing, taste nothing, and are not entirely certain who you are.

>smell
(darkness)
It does smell a bit. There's something pungent being waved under your nose. Your head begins to clear. You can make out a shadow moving in the dark.

>

>move N

Dark Score: 25 Turns: 51

>move N
You used the word "n" in a way that I don't understand.

>N
You can hear nothing, taste nothing, see nothing, feel nothing, and are not even certain who you are.

>

>say Guide, respond.

>say Guide, respond
I don't know the word "respond".

>

>say. "Guide, can you hear me?"

Dark Score: 25 Turns: 52

>say. "Guide, can you hear me?"
You can hear nothing, taste nothing, see nothing, feel nothing, and are not even certain who you are.

>

>Flip Switch

Dark Score: 25 Turns: 52

>flip switch
You can't see any switch here!

>

>Search for door.

Dark Score: 25 Turns: 52

>search for door
You'll have to be more specific, I'm afraid.

>

>search for door handle.

>smell

Dark Score: 25 Turns: 53


>search for door handle
I don't know the word "handle".

>smell
(darkness)
It does smell a bit. There's something pungent being waved under your nose. Your head begins to clear. You can make out a shadow moving in the dark.

>

>look at shadow.

Vogon Hold Score: 33 Turns: 54

>look at shadow
The shadow is vaguely Ford Prefect-shaped.

Vogon Hold
This is a squalid room filled with grubby mattresses, unwashed cups, and unidentifiable bits of smelly alien underwear. A door lies to port, and an airlock lies to starboard.
Along one wall is a tall dispensing machine.
In the corner is a glass case with a switch and a keyboard.
It looks like the glass case contains:
an atomic vector plotter

Ford removes the bottle of Santraginean Mineral Water which he's been waving under your nose. He tells you that you are aboard a Vogon spaceship, and gives you some peanuts.

It is of course well known that careless talk costs lives, but the full scale of the problem is not always appreciated. For instance, at the exact moment you said "say guide, respond" a freak wormhole opened in the fabric of the space-time continuum and carried your words far far back in time across almost infinite reaches of space to a distant galaxy where strange and warlike beings were poised on the brink of frightful interstellar battle.

The two opposing leaders were meeting for the last time. A dreadful silence fell across the conference table as the commander of the Vl'Hurgs, resplendent in his black jewelled battle shorts, gazed levelly at the G'Gugvunt leader squatting opposite him in a cloud of green, sweet-smelling steam. As a million sleek and horribly beweaponed star cruisers poised to unleash electric death at his single word of command, the Vl'Hurg challenged his vile enemy to take back what it had said about his mother.

The creature stirred in its sickly broiling vapour, and at that very moment the words "say guide, respond" drifted across the conference table. Unfortunately, in the Vl'hurg tongue this was the most dreadful insult imaginable, and there was nothing for it but to wage terrible war for centuries. Eventually the error was detected, but over two hundred and fifty thousand worlds, their peoples and cultures perished in the holocaust.

You have destroyed most of a small galaxy. Please pick your words with greater care.

>

> ask ford, what about earth

Vogon Hold Score: 33 Turns: 55

>ford, what about earth
Ford explains that the Earth has been demolished. To cheer you up, he points out that there are an awful lot of little planets like that around, and the Earth wasn't even a particularly nice one.

>

> attack ford

Vogon Hold Score: 33 Turns: 56

>attack ford
You are obviously letting things get to you. You should learn to relax a little.

You begin to feel distinctly groggy.

>

>eat peanuts

Is my game over?

You can submit as much as you want, this is essentially a team effort to solve this game

\restart