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Celebrating the Best of Mafiascum
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Post Post #0 (ISO) » Fri Feb 21, 2020 11:13 am

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Kōchi Prefecture, Japan
Meiji Restoration


Lines of speed streaked behind the yellow-clad warrior as he ran along the top of the wall. The Smiling Samurai sped along at full pace. The arrows of the bumbling ninjas were deflected by the wind of his passage, and he laughed for the joy of it. He leaped from the wall, aiming a kick into one assassin's face while whipping out his katana. He spun in place, cutting more arrows out of air as energy charged around his sword. With a victorious shout, he unleashed his power attack, and a shockwave burst out from his chest as he slashed the weapon in the last two ninjas' general direction. The inept black-clad warriors were blasted away into the forest, a starburst marking their disappearance - until next week, at least.

The brightly-colored samurai smiled broadly and aimed a "thumbs up" gesture at his companion, the youthful Sana. She came out of hiding brushing off her long red coat. The samurai rushed over to see if she was hurt, his speed making a yellow streak across the grass as he ran. "You still have an arrow stuck in your hair," she said. The samurai reached up, a single giant bead of sweat forming on his forehead as his face slackened into dismay. When he touched the fletchings of the offending projectile, he crashed to the ground in shock.

"You know," she said with her nose in the air, "You may be the fastest samurai in Japan, but you're still the worst."
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Post Post #1 (ISO) » Fri Feb 21, 2020 11:14 am

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Congratulations to the 2019 winner of the 'Speedrunner' award,


the worst!


for his moderation of Half Mast Nightless!


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Post Post #2 (ISO) » Fri Feb 21, 2020 11:15 am

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Wow

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Post Post #3 (ISO) » Fri Feb 21, 2020 11:46 am

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you're the worst lmao gottem
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Post Post #4 (ISO) » Fri Feb 21, 2020 11:52 am

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The worst at being the worst at things
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Do I REALLY suck? That's up to you to decide.

Retiring from LSG's and Mish Mash, for the most part. If you want to contact me, I suggest going outside and enjoying what the world has to offer, instead.

Definitely DID suck, in the end...Probably.
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Post Post #5 (ISO) » Fri Feb 21, 2020 12:07 pm

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Enjoy your banner for 1 week or 2 lmao xD
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Post Post #6 (ISO) » Fri Feb 21, 2020 1:38 pm

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thanks I tried
who's scum? i haven't read up yet but like, it's me
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Post Post #7 (ISO) » Fri Feb 21, 2020 2:39 pm

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In post 4, Iprobablysuck wrote:The worst at being the worst at things
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Post Post #8 (ISO) » Fri Feb 21, 2020 3:22 pm

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In post 6, the worst wrote:thanks I tried
The worst's banner is Rising Star but it's about to be speedrunner so I can only assume that theworst likes to speedrun the game "Ice Climbers" because it's really exciting for him to jump and touch the birb at the end of each level.

Also I think he is the worst at Dig Dug.
You should be proud of yourself.
"Let us say that you are right and there are two worlds. How much, then, is this 'other world' worth to you? What do you have there that you do not have here? Money? Power? Something worth causing the prince so much pain for?'"
"Well, I..."
"What? Nothing? You would make the prince suffer over... nothing?"
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Post Post #9 (ISO) » Fri Feb 21, 2020 4:28 pm

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In post 8, popsofctown wrote:
In post 6, the worst wrote:thanks I tried
The worst's banner is Rising Star but it's about to be speedrunner so I can only assume that theworst likes to speedrun the game "Ice Climbers" because it's really exciting for him to jump and touch the birb at the end of each level.

Also I think he is the worst at Dig Dug.
You should be proud of yourself.
i don't think the best speedrunner in the world can actually reach that fucking bird at the end
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Post Post #10 (ISO) » Fri Feb 21, 2020 5:16 pm

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It's the ways you try which are the true adventure
who's scum? i haven't read up yet but like, it's me
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Post Post #11 (ISO) » Sat Feb 22, 2020 10:06 am

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The other option got robbed. :P
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Post Post #12 (ISO) » Sat Feb 22, 2020 11:24 am

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Didn't read the other moms but this game was fun?
is cancelled. Apologies to all who signed up.[/color]
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Post Post #13 (ISO) » Sat Feb 22, 2020 11:26 am

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what other noms
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Post Post #14 (ISO) » Sat Feb 22, 2020 3:38 pm

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In post 11, Jingle wrote:The other option got robbed. :P
:cry: jungle dude I thought we were friends
who's scum? i haven't read up yet but like, it's me
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Post Post #15 (ISO) » Sat Feb 22, 2020 7:36 pm

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In post 14, the worst wrote:jungle dude I thought we were friends
Just like Nixon, my style is to kick em when they're down. :twisted:
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