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Post Post #0 (ISO) » Sun Feb 23, 2020 4:53 am

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The Agora of Athens
365 B.C.E.


Plato stepped down from the short pedestal, a look of satisfaction on his bearded face. His erstwhile opponent, young Aristotle, was a lad with only the first wisps of manhood on his cheeks. He hurried along after the master, eager to understand the flaws in his rhetoric. Two new speakers climbed the marble steps to assume their positions opposite one another. The elder was clad in the somber reds and oranges of a master philosopher, who had studied at the feet of Socrates in his youth. The younger, his former student, wore instead the bright blues and greens of a scholar in his prime. The assembly's clamor quieted as the debaters took their places.

The substance of the debate was of little import. A small matter of administrative efficiency in the great polis, regarding the use of Theban workers in the construction of new temples on the city outskirts. Both of the men could have argued either side. The outcome was preordained - the Assembly was likely to approve the proposal regardless of this discussion, but that was hardly the point.

The men spoke for hours as the afternoon sun fell in the sky, casting long shadows over the Agora. The debaters dueled back and forth over the matter at hand, issuing calls to action, speaking in moving imagery, and employing clever rhetorical devices. The audience only grew as they spoke, listening in rapt attention to the words of two masters of their craft speak in stirring oratory. Finally, when no more could be said, the two men ceased, inclining their heads to one another. Enter descended his pedestal to extend a hand to help Formerfish down, and they departed the Agora together, likely to continue their discussion.
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Post Post #1 (ISO) » Sun Feb 23, 2020 4:58 am

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Congratulations to the 2019 winners of the 'Post of the Year' award,


Enter and Formerfish!


As the popular vote resulted in a deadlocked tie, the judges hereby award the Scummie jointly.

Enter wins for this post in we need a five, and Formerfish wins for this post in Codenames.


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Post Post #2 (ISO) » Sun Feb 23, 2020 5:26 am

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These were both pretty iconic posts and absolutely both deserve this. Well done both of you :)
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Post Post #3 (ISO) » Sun Feb 23, 2020 5:54 am

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Basically absolutely agreed with xof. Both of them were so different, and became so popular and iconic for such contrasting reasons - I'll be happy to see you both celebrated as POTY writers. :)

Huge congratulations guys.
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Post Post #4 (ISO) » Sun Feb 23, 2020 5:55 am

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So I kinda forgot the game was happening, but I've played this setup a couple times in sitechat before, (and modded them, too) and usually it doesn't matter who gets lynched first, just because if you get town, you get a confirmed townie, and most of the time by the first couple minutes based on who's working with who and so on and so forth. I saw the votecount and it looked like it was him or you. I knew if I voted you I'd either get scum and p much win, or I'd get town and you'd shoot him (killing scum). That's how it goes pretty much every time. So I flipped a coin that would only land heads up.

I get this setup mixed up a lot, though, with SS3 (and also every time I skim this I think townies are perma one-shot lynchproof) which is why I posted like I did at beginning of day 2. I know you know I'm town, cuz if you didn't think I was, you'd have shot me yesterday. Let's lynch RC and win this thing for the homies?

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Post Post #5 (ISO) » Sun Feb 23, 2020 5:57 am

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So I kinda forgot the game was happening, but I've played this setup a couple times in sitechat before, (and modded them, too) and usually it doesn't matter who gets lynched first, just because if you get town, you get a confirmed townie, and most of the time by the first couple minutes based on who's working with who and so on and so forth. I saw the votecount and it looked like it was him or you. I knew if I voted you I'd either get scum and p much win, or I'd get town and you'd shoot him (killing scum). That's how it goes pretty much every time. So I flipped a coin that would only land heads up.

I get this setup mixed up a lot, though, with SS3 (and also every time I skim this I think townies are perma one-shot lynchproof) which is why I posted like I did at beginning of day 2. I know you know I'm town, cuz if you didn't think I was, you'd have shot me yesterday. Let's lynch RC and win this thing for the homies?
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Post Post #6 (ISO) » Sun Feb 23, 2020 6:09 am

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So I kinda forgot the game was happening, but I've played this setup a couple times in sitechat before, (and modded them, too) and usually it doesn't matter who gets lynched first, just because if you get town, you get a confirmed townie, and most of the time by the first couple minutes based on who's working with who and so on and so forth. I saw the votecount and it looked like it was him or you. I knew if I voted you I'd either get scum and p much win, or I'd get town and you'd shoot him (killing scum). That's how it goes pretty much every time. So I flipped a coin that would only land heads up.

I get this setup mixed up a lot, though, with SS3 (and also every time I skim this I think townies are perma one-shot lynchproof) which is why I posted like I did at beginning of day 2. I know you know I'm town, cuz if you didn't think I was, you'd have shot me yesterday. Let's lynch RC and win this thing for the homies?
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Post Post #7 (ISO) » Sun Feb 23, 2020 8:15 am

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Congrats to Formerish <3 <3
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Post Post #8 (ISO) » Sun Feb 23, 2020 8:18 am

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11:55 am

So I kinda forgot the game was happening, but I've played this setup a couple times in sitechat before, (and modded them, too) and usually it doesn't matter who gets lynched first, just because if you get town, you get a confirmed townie, and most of the time by the first couple minutes based on who's working with who and so on and so forth. I saw the votecount and it looked like it was him or you. I knew if I voted you I'd either get scum and p much win, or I'd get town and you'd shoot him (killing scum). That's how it goes pretty much every time. So I flipped a coin that would only land heads up.

I get this setup mixed up a lot, though, with SS3 (and also every time I skim this I think townies are perma one-shot lynchproof) which is why I posted like I did at beginning of day 2. I know you know I'm town, cuz if you didn't think I was, you'd have shot me yesterday. Let's lynch RC and win this thing for the homies?
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Post Post #9 (ISO) » Sun Feb 23, 2020 8:19 am

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Post Post #10 (ISO) » Sun Feb 23, 2020 8:24 am

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I'd like to thank my garbage internet connection back home for making me a meme. Really, AT&T, you're the co-winner here. :)
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Post Post #11 (ISO) » Sun Feb 23, 2020 8:25 am

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In post 9, RadiantCowbells wrote:with my dying breath i shall lay a curse upon the homies
Are you ok? Pretty sure you're not supposed to have dying breaths just yet.
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Post Post #12 (ISO) » Sun Feb 23, 2020 8:55 am

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So I kinda forgot the game was happening, but I've played this setup a couple times in sitechat before, (and modded them, too) and usually it doesn't matter who gets lynched first, just because if you get town, you get a confirmed townie, and most of the time by the first couple minutes based on who's working with who and so on and so forth. I saw the votecount and it looked like it was him or you. I knew if I voted you I'd either get scum and p much win, or I'd get town and you'd shoot him (killing scum). That's how it goes pretty much every time. So I flipped a coin that would only land heads up.

I get this setup mixed up a lot, though, with SS3 (and also every time I skim this I think townies are perma one-shot lynchproof) which is why I posted like I did at beginning of day 2. I know you know I'm town, cuz if you didn't think I was, you'd have shot me yesterday. Let's lynch RC and win this thing for the homies?
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Post Post #13 (ISO) » Sun Feb 23, 2020 11:56 am

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You guys ever hear the one about how the shoeshine boys made the NY subway system run on time?

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Post Post #14 (ISO) » Sun Feb 23, 2020 3:49 pm

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Wooo!
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Post Post #15 (ISO) » Mon Feb 24, 2020 6:35 pm

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So I kinda forgot the game was happening, but I've played this setup a couple times in sitechat before, (and modded them, too) and usually it doesn't matter who gets lynched first, just because if you get town, you get a confirmed townie, and most of the time by the first couple minutes based on who's working with who and so on and so forth. I saw the votecount and it looked like it was him or you. I knew if I voted you I'd either get scum and p much win, or I'd get town and you'd shoot him (killing scum). That's how it goes pretty much every time. So I flipped a coin that would only land heads up.

I get this setup mixed up a lot, though, with SS3 (and also every time I skim this I think townies are perma one-shot lynchproof) which is why I posted like I did at beginning of day 2. I know you know I'm town, cuz if you didn't think I was, you'd have shot me yesterday. Let's lynch RC and win this thing for the homies?
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Post Post #16 (ISO) » Tue Feb 25, 2020 6:42 pm

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So I kinda forgot the game was happening, but I've played this setup a couple times in sitechat before, (and modded them, too) and usually it doesn't matter who gets lynched first, just because if you get town, you get a confirmed townie, and most of the time by the first couple minutes based on who's working with who and so on and so forth. I saw the votecount and it looked like it was him or you. I knew if I voted you I'd either get scum and p much win, or I'd get town and you'd shoot him (killing scum). That's how it goes pretty much every time. So I flipped a coin that would only land heads up.

I get this setup mixed up a lot, though, with SS3 (and also every time I skim this I think townies are perma one-shot lynchproof) which is why I posted like I did at beginning of day 2. I know you know I'm town, cuz if you didn't think I was, you'd have shot me yesterday. Let's lynch RC and win this thing for the homies?
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Post Post #17 (ISO) » Wed Feb 26, 2020 10:57 am

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So I kinda forgot the game was happening, but I've played this setup a couple times in sitechat before, (and modded them, too) and usually it doesn't matter who gets lynched first, just because if you get town, you get a confirmed townie, and most of the time by the first couple minutes based on who's working with who and so on and so forth. I saw the votecount and it looked like it was him or you. I knew if I voted you I'd either get scum and p much win, or I'd get town and you'd shoot him (killing scum). That's how it goes pretty much every time. So I flipped a coin that would only land heads up.

I get this setup mixed up a lot, though, with SS3 (and also every time I skim this I think townies are perma one-shot lynchproof) which is why I posted like I did at beginning of day 2. I know you know I'm town, cuz if you didn't think I was, you'd have shot me yesterday. Let's lynch RC and win this thing for the homies?
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Post Post #18 (ISO) » Wed Feb 26, 2020 12:02 pm

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So I kinda forgot the game was happening, but I've played this setup a couple times in sitechat before, (and modded them, too) and usually it doesn't matter who gets lynched first, just because if you get town, you get a confirmed townie, and most of the time by the first couple minutes based on who's working with who and so on and so forth. I saw the votecount and it looked like it was him or you. I knew if I voted you I'd either get scum and p much win, or I'd get town and you'd shoot him (killing scum). That's how it goes pretty much every time. So I flipped a coin that would only land heads up.

I get this setup mixed up a lot, though, with SS3 (and also every time I skim this I think townies are perma one-shot lynchproof) which is why I posted like I did at beginning of day 2. I know you know I'm town, cuz if you didn't think I was, you'd have shot me yesterday. Let's lynch RC and win this thing for the homies?
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