BooneyToonz UPick: Boon There, Done That [END]

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With how much Titus has been fuckin with me, oh me oh my, this should be fun.

I got fruited as well, but mine doesn't protect me from night kills, so that's weird?

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I like you, nom. You're a good egg. I don't care what people say about you.

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Slow down on the wagon. Let people speak.

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Slow down on the wagon. Let people speak.

What do you think of George's unvote?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Are we friends now, Titus?

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It does not appear as if it is, since I got a fruit as well and it says I only have one item.

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In game, we still see but there's no harm in working with you to figure out. Now can you answer my question or does this just get tossed in the circular file with me trying to understand this game?

Didn't really seem that way D1. What changed?

Well, aside from the obvious.

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So nom, was your negative utility?

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What? How do you figure my fruit is disloyal?

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I'm a bit lost now tbh. :thorface:

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Okay, because I was getting considerably lost.

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Maybe it's the return of the imbomidable snow enchantress.

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This game isn't balanced, so throw any mech plans you might have our of the window.

I'm not keeping this virus, nor am I passing it to KK.

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It didn't millerize me, it basically made me VT by x-day in the game.

I'm not fucking keeping it.

If I can use it to gank another scum after we lynch scum!Titus that's a positive for town.

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Wow, you mean extra shit happened in a clearly bastard game?

I'm so fucking shocked tbh.

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I wasn't informed it millerized me. I was informed by x-day that I'm fucking vanilla. If that "makes me scum" to you after all I did yesterday, I couldn't give less of a shit. This game from a mech standpoint makes zero fucking sense and I'm passing the virus on. Lynch me tomorrow. I don't care anymore.

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Like, it's obvious to me at this point that the "reviewer" of this game just went "lmao yup" to Boon's half-cocked nonsense and here we are having to make heads or tails out of absolute chicanery. It's dumb.

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There absolutely needs to be real reviewers for theme games and, if they're bastard, it should be fucking advertised as such.

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1. Is it possible your game has any of the following: cults, mid-game alignment changes, moderator lies that cannot be reasonably anticipated (for example, Godfather, Tailor, Miller, Ninja, and mechanics like that are generally fine. Telling someone they are a reflexive doctor when they're actually a PGO is not), secret win conditions, un-divulged non-randomness in player role/alignment generation, direct moderator influence during the game? (Yes/No)
   No. -

So that was a fucking lie.

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Nothing in the OP about it being bastard either.

Go fucking figure.

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We had a lengthy discussion yesterday about limiting the damage from negative effects by having the two recipients pass it back and forth.
You're welcome to try to convince me that the upside of an alternative idea is better than the downside of possibly nerfing more town roles.

What's the matter, dave?

You afraid of mountainous?

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I. Am. So. Fucking. Angry.

I'm just gonna float and sheep until I'm dead.

This is stupid.

Bye.

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VOTE: Titus

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Or advertise your bastard game as being fucking bastard and own it. I wouldn't have signed up if I knew that "lol your PM is fucking worthless," dude. Not cool.

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Like, I spent

months

on MM2 to make sure it was as "normal" and balanced as a cult game could possibly be. Town won because they were a solid town and because I put the fucking time in to give them the resources to eliminate the scum teams.

You didn't. Simple as.

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Now I'm really done.

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And the virus. I got both.

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"lol fuck you" about sums it up.

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A sCuMgAmE sO lAuDeD

You literally have a guilty on you. Don't pat yourself on the back too hard there, bud, you might knock your glasses off.

Jesus Christ.

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Go ahead and say we're gamwthrowing while you're at it.

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Abominable snow enchantress all over again you guys zOMG.

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Someone else said fruit stop everything but kills, bud. Read gooder. I'll fucking keep it I guess I'm just really fucking angry about this game and don't really want to be here anymore.

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I'm gonna prodge and sheep now.

Posting at all is just bringing back the rage.

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^confirm.

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I will say it's not a fucking re-roll. That would've been far better. It literally said "fuck your entire role by day x it's gone gl have fun" it's the stupidest fucking thing in the world. This game has zero balance and I'm absolutely never fucking wasting my time on this dumb shit again.

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It's not something else. It's attached to the fucking virus.

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When I say my entire role, here's the fucking KICKER.

I'M A FUCKING SURVIVOR BY DAY X.

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Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Fuck everything you did D1. Thanks for wasting two weeks of your fucking time. Eat shit and die.

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WHY WOULD I HAVE BROUGHT THE WORLD'S ATTENTION TO ME D1 IF I STARTED A FUCKING SURVIVOR.

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I'm gonna end up banned bro I'm just gonna prodge. Peace.

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Yes.

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Pass it to the person under you on the alive player list?

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VOTE: Titus

Might as well make it official. Town doesn't deserve to win this game after lynching the Fairy Boonmother.

This vote is laughably scummy.

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gj making sure town has as little information going into D3 as possible. Much town. Very not scum. Wow.

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Y U NO TRADE W ME

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oshi carry on.

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VOTE: Chronos

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Yeah, so, I had a long chat with Boon about the wording of the virus after we lynched Titus. Apparently I was hugely mistaken about the alignment part because it was incredibly, well, vague in its description. I think KK can attest to that. We didn't even know we couldn't pass the damn thing (I was told as well that this wasn't a thing). It did nerf me... but I'm stupid and read that it nerfed more than it did.

My bad, y'all.

It's still incredibly bastard to vanillaize without outwardly stating that in the PM though. That's ridiculous and I'm still pretty peeved about it. But I'll take a look at Titus' posts and see if I find something there soon. I already noticed she steered clear of wagons and nobody followed her, so not much to say on that front..

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A lot of Titus' early posting about the Auro/Chronos/me posts look like they were setting up a future bus if they had to.

My vote's in the right place. Cool cool cool.

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Right, which explains why she didn't mention all three of us again and stuck with Auro/me in later posts. People slip all the time, man.

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If you guys are just gonna sheep me, can we go VnM instead?

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Real disappointed you're going for low-hanging fruit, dave.

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Heavy newb!town vibes, my dude.

Why George over Chronos?

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Speaking of mechanical stuff that got missed out, Titus missed out Chronos claiming to have got a sticky fruit which I'm gonna treat as an inno on Chronos

Did someone investigate Chronos?

Why Chronos at all? I hard TR them, putting them in my town solving core. Did I miss something bad happening since that point?

It's a small associative I noticed and the bad vote to start the day. I don't have, like, a

major case

or anything but it's not like you guys read those anyway.

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Okay. And?

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I disagree, Titus was fucking

scrambling

yesterday. Really left a lot to be desired re: her scum game that she feels so "lauded" over. You dipped your toe in those names earlier IIRC. Would you mind elaborating on why those slots specifically? Were those the non-voters or something?

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I'm glad we're on some of the same pages here.

Elaborate on those names, please.

Also WHERE THE FUCK IS MARS?

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Okay. So, George's unvote, RCE's reaction, Michael Scott's...?

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I'm not going to defend George, but he was talking about the barb crumbling IIRC.

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I think the sticky only blocking once has merit to it tbf, but I wouldn't disregard scum potentially having a roleblock. No proof they don't really.

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She was given one by Fonz, yes, but receiving both on the same night might not have the same effect as simply keeping it. Boon is fucking weird.

Who was Michael protecting for that to plausibly make them scum?

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I'm chronically known for having terrible reads, which is why I'm talking you through yours rn (also I'm bored), so I'm not entirely concerned that they will give a shit about me in the long run anyway. Especially considering I have no night action to hold against them like I assume some of the rest of you might.

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Did you have a scum read on George before they voted for you?

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What does that first paragraph even mean?

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Just me and Katz, dave. We can't pass it on.

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Mars was talking about things she couldn't talk about, but I will concede that this information is probably true. Then again tbh him saying "also" sort of implies someone else had already said as much.

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she couldn't talk about on D1*

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2/3 barbs are on dead people. And George's barb crumbled, so.

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Wait, what?

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Ah, seems I missed or forgot the claim redaction from Amrun. I was lightweight concerned for my health for a moment there. So you were never a miller, but claimed it, and if Vecna's role is to be believed at all you now are, or...?

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BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL FLUFFY BULLSHIT YOU SCUMBUTT

VOTE: Krazy Katz





















loljk

VOTE: Chronos

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So two of you opted for hydra partners that... aren't posting?

Aren't hydras fun?

Pedit: yeah yeah yeah and Titus was obvtown D1 too right?

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Nobody claiming to have been in a second "fun house" thing is... strange. Is that another weird 1-shot thing?

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Why wasn't that claimed?

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George is fucking lynchbait.

Why else does a flailing scum attach themselves so eagerly to an unvote? Are you seriously implying that she thought her only thread of hope was to bus a teammate?

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What are the cliff notes on RCE?

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@Boon - check the activity overview if you haven't. Assuming from no note on the VC that prods may have been missed.

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At the time of the "scummy unvote" Titus was literally latching to anything and everything around to save herself, including pointing out and making sure that each and every one of us saw the "scummy unvote." Titus was hoping to spearhead and change in the tide for survival.

Your votes there tell me that you think Titus, in the middle of being lockscum from a cop claim, pointed and re-pointed and re-re-pointed out an error... from one of her teammates... for what? "Town cred" because she knew their role would flip mafia too?

Nothing about that was a fucking bus.

George is lynchbait.

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Wouldn't the pro-scum distancing thing to do about the unvote that

literally nobody else was talking about

be to also not bring attention to it?

>getting lynched due to cop guilty
>point out my teammate aggressively
>????
>PROFIT

Like... really?

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You're not even on the wagon, bud.

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This isn't bussing. This isn't distancing.

This is panicked scum knowing what to latch on to.

Good reminder though, I guess.
I ain't moving though.

Well it's a good thing that I can still scumhunt around you.

What do you think of George unvoting me?

I ain't answering.
I'm going to keep my cards to myself, the rest of them anyway.

So you scumhunting is cards to hold now? It's not like I asked you about you claim?

Do you find it more likely town or scum motivated to unvote me here? Why?

Engage me. I'll be free tmo. It's bed time here. Let's discuss reads.

After all, you think I am confscum. Wouldn't you want those nice juicy associatives?

Let's start with George.

Slow down on the wagon. Let people speak.

What do you think of George's unvote?

Therefore my conclusion is that she gave the Virus a disloyal modifier, making K/K and potentially Chkflip unable to target any scum with their items.

The virus isnt an item, the sticky fruits are.

Boon confirmed to me in PM just now that the virus is an item

what didnt someone just say tha tit didnt count for them in the item coutner ?

~Venus

Sush, just ignore nom and let's scumhunt.

Talk to me about George.

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"show me where she's pointing it out"
> post 5 times it happened
"cool story bro tell it again"

Is this real life right now?

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Why haven't you voted tho?

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RCE is L-2 with no fucking case on him whatsoever.

That's a problem.

VOTE: jjh927

I'll sheep this.

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Lynching BTE D1 would've broken the game lmao.

That's how you know you're playing a

great

setup.

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Hell no cops aren't a town-only role.

Unless you mean the "Boonie list" thing, in which case Idk but I do remember Boon saying it wasn't applicable to this game fairly early on.

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You said it in better words than me.

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I'm not particularly interested in putting RCE at L-1 when a) he can't be here to defend himself [he recently opted out of one of my PbPs due to personal reasons and I've noticed his name come up twice in the replacement queue], b) most if not all of the wagon are naked votes and, therefore, easy for scum to coast through, and c) I don't see any significant connection between Titus and RCE.

Am I missing the case/connection?

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How does Titus posting like that clear George? You seem to be assuming she actually wanted to, and more importantly expected to be able to deflect the lynch at that point. Why aren't you considering the possibility that Titus tried to spew a partner town by creating associations that "scum wouldn't want to make". I think she's trying to remove attention from the unvote precisely by bringing attention to it. Because if it's her attention and nobody else's then it has to be fake, right?

Wrong. She wasn't the only person who brought attention to it. But her insistence, to me, doesn't read as anything more than "but look at this!" over and over again. She tried subverting a cop guilty by continuing to pretend to scum hunt. I'm by no means going to act like it wasn't bad timing, or a bad unvote in and of itself, but I'm also not defending George here. I'm merely pointing out that you're putting way too much weight on Titus' scum game by assuming her actions were anything more than flailing and deflection. Period.

Be interesting to look at chkflip's jjh read before this.

I townread him D1. Your point?

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sore feet, I almost sheeped Fonz instead of BEF if that makes you feel any better.

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Reads change, bud. And rn I at least like what BEF is trying to do more than what anybody else is trying to do. Also people are ignoring me about Chronos, so, I'm not gonna make a D1 fuss about things anymore. It's not worth my time.

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Literally said "I'll sheep this for now" with my vote.

I'm honestly at the point where I need to reevaluate the entire playerlist. The stagnation of this phase is concerning and we're probably about to lynch a player that isn't here. I'm all for dead weight lynches, usually, but nothing about RCE's play stuck out to me as particularly damning.

What's really strange is how quiet y'all have collectively become. A scared scum team and skittish townsfolk is going to make this game drag along.

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We've just had 2-3 pages of activity, wtf is this?

Please tell me what you think BTE is trying to do that's so good.

Compare today's activity with the last two phases and you'll clearly see what I'm talking about.

I'm obviously questioning my reads and BTE is using wagon analysis to move the game forward.

It's pretty cut and dry, bud.

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Didn't realize I'd said it more than once. Sorry, chief.

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"Look how town my post is compared to George!"

Okay, guy.

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UNVOTE: jjh927

Gonna give this game a ponder for a bit.

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HOW DARE YOU NOT CHOOSE ME

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SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH KATZ

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Far as I can tell he hasn't even been prodded yet.

I already poked Boon about it.

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INTROUDUCING:

0

and

3

Uhhh

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He keeps asking for a third thing. First three I saw. Was perturbed until I remembered that was a nom thing.

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VOTE: Michael Scott

What are you even doing right now?

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Fonz is town af stop crying.

Again, I ask: what the fuck is Michael Scott doing?

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I'm gonna need you to stop trying to be cheeky and actually give an RCE case because, from where I'm sitting, you sheeped a vote and have parked there all day. And you've been doing that a lot this game.

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Oh, Idk, not just Beetlejuice out of your obvious active lurk state every time I bring you up? Engage RCE even a modicum so it looks like you're sorting him as opposed to, Idk, treating this game like it's D1 and we have a ton of lynches to spare? Idc if it isn't D4. Those of us that are actually actively attempting have been doing our part in trying to figure this nonsense out. Fonz, BTE, myself, hell even jjh and George are doing more than you are right now. It's not an implication. It's a fact.

We have <4 days to go and RCE is going to be the lynch because... of a handful of posts that MIGHT slightly implicate them?

Why is that okay?

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With all the sincerity of my heart, Mars, I don't give a shit about your interpretation of what Titus' scum range could maybe possibly be. That isn't going to solve this game. You had her as obvlockomgtown D1 so your opinion on the matter is fucking moot.

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I'm fucking crying omg

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Whatever his alignment

What do you know about alignments?

This is not the first time you've worded "I'm null-reading this slot rn" in this way.

As far as I know we've got town and scum.

Why do you keep wording it like this?

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I’m referring to actual FACTS here, not OPINION. Her interaction with MS, is significantly different than how she treated her buddy(ies) in any of those 3 scumgames of hers - especially on D1 and remember - I’m talking about BEFORE the guilty here, where she had no reason to think she was going down anytime soon.

And you don't think she has the wherewithal to know what your interpretation of those three games would be in order to fuck that up later? Really?

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Y'all its really not hard to run your finger over the bulk of these quote walls and delete them. I've been doing it on mobile all game. Fix yourself.

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THAT'S A THING

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Who was she attacking at all at any point in this game? Nobody? Okay cool moot point I love it.

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It'd sure be great to get more than two VCs in a two week span.

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VOTE: jjh927

I might reply to Michael today, might be a bit.

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We'll fuckin' do it again.

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Like I don't really understand why people don't TR Fonz here either but I feel like it's a game without any obvious newbscum and most people's play makes sense based on certain assumptions about their mindset. This means that hunting here is *hard*, and therefore pretty much everyone is reaching a little if they're scumhunting at all.

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It's been a while since I've seen a game like this, I'm gonna be honest with you, so I'm gonna have to dig deep and I'm not that interested to do so if I'm one of the only ones doing it.

I'm not sure what RCE is doing as of this moment. Why? Am I supposed to find this scummy for one reason or another?

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Why does it matter? You tryna role fish, scum?

@Chkflip: You already have The Fonz as a townread, no? Who else do you think is strongly town?
Don't you think "wtf is Michael Scott doing" applies to RCE as well?

My TRs include Fonz, dave, George, and RCE in no particular order. I had more but they're waning at this point.

Aaaaand no. I don't see him saying anywhere that he'd solve by D4, so. You kinda put that burden on yourself there chico.

Leaves a lynchpool of Sore Feet, BTE, RCE, VaM.

I'd probably remove V&M from the list.
Chk, you think we could remove BTE too?

I'm flat out waffling on BTE, but I'd put BTE > VnM > sf on a town-to-scum lean list. I haven't found anything feet has put out today to be particularly telling.

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town-telling.*

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I don't dabble in WIFOM son. That was literally half of my Mars case are you paying attention to anything I post at all or nah.

If you remove the comma....

Which one? I use a lot of commas.

If you mean the OXFORD comma go fuck yourself.

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Yes?

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Should we lynch the jjh?

Your addition of "the" here reminds me of Iron Shiek.

PUT THE FUCKIN JABRONI JJH IN THE CAMEL CLUTCH BREAK HIS BACK MAKE HIM HUMBLE.

Shieky baby would put some other expletives and a derogatory term about his sexuality in there as well but I'm not trying to eat a ban just to be completely accurate in my Iron Shiek impression.

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we all agreed to bop you if you're still here on d4 and havent solved the game

and what day is it

I thought it was said, but it's more

implied

here.

[chkflip]

And by people she means chkflip who very much did not remember that post at all and is surprised that was so easily found for you.

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Ah. Moving on.

Pedit: need something?

If everybody could take a gander back at Titus' early posting re: the "power of three" we keep talking about (me/Chronos/Michael Scott) and tell me she didn't spend a whole bunch of her time trying to set two of us up to be mislynched in the event the third flipped scum and tell me I'm still crazy for thinking this?

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VOTE: sore feet

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You wouldn't know it by the vote counts, but like, there were three big wagons today. George, RCE, and jjh.

Do we really think they're all town or is this a scum-driven counterwagon situation?

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Can confirm. He dropped out of one of my DnD PbPs. D=

Pedit: you were at L-2 bud keep up.

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Conspire. Now there's a slot I keep forgetting is in this fucking game.

Both them and Titus RVS'd Auro. Would be a v interesting scum flip.

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Okay so fun fact people can change their fucking meta if they're aware of it and if I have to read "Titus spewed blahblah because meta" ONE more Goddamn time I'm going to fucking lose it.

She had to have switched it up somewhere because it's D3 and we're collectively acting like it's D1 because WeLl MeTa fuck that shit. Your meta is obviously fucking wrong or trash because this shit wouldn't be difficult if it were tried and true.

Jesus Christ.

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The Sorcerer’s ABoontice!

Vote Count 3.03

Jjh927 [4]:

GeorgeBailey, BooneyToonzExpert, Krazy Katz, Conspire,

GeorgeBailey [2]:

Chronos, davesaz

RCEnigma [2]:

, Jjh927, Michael Scott

sore feet [2]:

The Fonz, Chkflip

Michael Scott [2]:

sore feet, RCEnigma

Not Voting [1]:

Venus and Mars,

With

13

alive, it takes

7

to execute.

Day 3

ends in (expired on 2020-04-09 21:00:00) on

April 9th

.

Mod Notes:

Don’t be outta pocket.

Pick a fucking wagon. We have two days.

How is it in two weeks your vote has been used once and only by your other head?

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"I don't want to make the wrong decision" == "I don't want to seem scummy"

Shit or get off the pot. Choose a wagon.

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It's jjh or sore feet. Those are your choices.

We don't have time for dumb shit.

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You've voted one fucking time this phase and it wasn't even your vote. Who the fuck else could I be talking to?

I don't need you to achieve a lynch, so I'm comfortable just writing you off if you want to keep working at the breakfast house. 2 days is not a lot of time given this player list's affinity to active lurking. I can't remember a time in the last two weeks where at least two or three of you weren't over a day out from posting. It's ridiculous. So, yes, we do have many hours, but it doesn't count for shit when people don't post and I'll be damned if I'm just to sit here and watch y'all hurrdurr over slots that we aren't swinging a fucking lynch on.

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Speaking of things that got ignored.

Whatever his alignment

What do you know about alignments?

This is not the first time you've worded "I'm null-reading this slot rn" in this way.

As far as I know we've got town and scum.

Why do you keep wording it like this?

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Whooooptedoooooo

You've still spent most of the phase with your vote on fucking nothing. Good job being tangentially correct though I know how much that means to you.

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My objective is still being met, look at that.

Crazy how initiative works, right Mars?

Wowzers.

It matters because your vote being on fuck all all phase fucks with VCA. Oh wooooow whodathunktit whoa there's a purpose for a vote? Man that's wild.

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Alright guys that's 4 jjh 4 sore feet.

Thanks for hooking it up with actions that matter. I appreciate you.

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The fact that you don't understand why that's not okay doesn't surprise me in the least.

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So your power effects night actions?

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This. This. THIS IS WHY. 2 days.

VOTE: Conspire

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Easy town points are easy.

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>vote parked George all day
>active lurking
>"demotivated" at crunch time to float further
>on KA wagon, not on Titus wagon

Literally anyone could've corrected your trash dave vote, they just happened to be first. I'm not phased.

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Hey Chkflip

Don't think I don't know the subtext here.

[chkflip]

The most entertaining part about pissing you off is your reaction to it. Brings a smile to my face and a warm feeling to my cold, dead heart every single time.

You gonna keep defending Conspire or are we done here?

[chkflip]

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Bah that was Chronos. I keep fucking that up (your names). I'm not particularly interested in how you view your play against flipped scum but thanks for making sure everyone says they're town. Am convinced.

Fonz, yes.

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all good.

I guess we're going jjh? I'm the last to allow a "sElF-rEsOlViNg" slot to live but are we sure about that?

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Yeahhh you right tho. That was dumb.

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Nah it's cool this town fucking loves worthless lurksacks. It's all good.

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WIFOM

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I used to pursue a career in stand-up comedy. It's a play on words.

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Right, I'm the one putting way too much stock in three games I played alongside another player. You're right. I'm the one that's wrong here. It's not WIFOM. Carry on.

[chkflip]

You're also acting like, Idk, mafia isn't a fucking team of people who made a decision after your hallmark sister was dead. Seems legit.

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That's not what I'm arguing but cool story bro.

[chkflip]

What a coincidence, I lose brain cells every time we interact.

Writing anyone off "because scum wouldn't blah blah blah" is, has always been, and will always be WIFOM. Period.

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I think the last several pages of jjh are actually really fucking town.

Also, dave, don't feel bad. I had no idea what they were on about either.

UNVOTE: Conspire

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Welcome back to the Nancy Show! Where Nancy takes pages of the game and makes it about herself in one way, shape, or another. On today's episode of the Nancy Show, we have returning guest The Fonz bringing yet another objectively factual case that Nancy is once again squiggly about like a floppy disk! Haha 90s references are fun. How will she react? Poorly. How will it further our progress? It won't! But let's see how emotional she gets this time.

Baba da dop bada
Baba da dip boo da
Bippidy boppidy boo
The Nancy Show!

(canned applause)

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19 hours y'all. 19 hours.

This is why I was pushy yesterday.

Y'all keep doing you though. It's clearly far more important.

Fonz <3

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inb4 "I aSkEd FoR aN eXtEnTiOn"

You don't deserve one. Y'all lurkfucked today. These are the consequences.

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Lmao there isn't even a leading wagon.

Get fucked.

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Psst. I know who you are. Hail Sithis.

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Just finished the mage college storyline, now I'm doing the Thieves Guild. If I had to have one gripe about the game it's the affinity for it to go "aaaaand now you're the leader." The companions one is the worst with it.

Anyway, George is newb!town at L-2 if you're wondering why I'm not voting there. I'll be around so I'll hammer if I have to but my read there hasn't changed.

I will say that Mike's tell is dirty pool and I'm not excited to see the rules of mafia get skirted around by saying someone is posting somewhere else.

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Eyyy what's up comod?

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Haha my bad. It's literally on this page and I thought you said it first.

Nancy's tell is dirty pool.*

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4500

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Not the beetlejuice? You did it twice!

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I also did not my pass my fruit, so, that's not exactly alignment indicative.

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You're also asking him to make a decision he couldn't have known the outcome of, Fonz. We literally don't know what the barbs were designed to do aside from negate the fruit.

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No he isn't and your insistence for it is pretty gross.

No claims until L-1 you fucks.

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That's not what he said.

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Bah it was sore feet that claimed, not Chronos. Fuckin moron.

I've voted all over the place today. Pick one.

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I read that as he might never be able to use it, not that he would never use it. There's a difference.

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I'm still not interested in an RCE wagon, no.

You're lucky I'm not hard-defending George here.

Bah it was sore feet that claimed, not Chronos. Fuckin moron.

...what?

I was writing a post about how I fucked up and forced an early claim out of Chronos and wouldn't let that happen again, but I got ninja'd by George backing off from claiming. I forgot that I didn't actually post that. I was calling myself a moron and this is proof I wasn't wrong.

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That's a pretty big fucking reason my dude.

I think his questioning the nom guilty isn't something guilty-Titus' ppartner would do. Especially not RCE after he just hoodwinked me in the last Boon game.

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Oh, there isn't?

I recall making a rather large one D1.

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I spent a lot of time in the newbie queue when I was new not because I needed it, but because I wanted to know what the fuck people were talking about re: newb!town or newb!scum tells. George has twice exhibited the trait of not understanding and being overwhelmed with this mess of a setup in a way that I've only seen newb!town do. There's honesty there.

It's not even the lack of casework that made me wretch at the RCE wagon, Mike. Literally every vote that went on that wagon was completely without reason.

MIKE I WILL LYNCH NANCY FOR FUN.

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I'll fuckin cashapp scum to shoot her just so I don't have to watch another episode of The Nancy Show. Swear to God.

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It's a tonal thing. This entire game is run on subjective tells that apply to almost nobody more than once if they have the wherewithal to apply what they've learned as they move on. I will say, however, that there's a difference between newb!town and newb!scum confusion/overwhelm. It's not something I'm very good at explaining if I'm honest but I'm aware that's a cop out.

Pedit: ughhhh

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MOTHERFUCKER.

You know I meant L-1 with an intent to hammer.

VOTE: Conspire

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Oh shit a traitor that's right.

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start at 1:13, George.

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It's been half a day calm down.

Where is sore feet? Where is BTE?

They're lurksacking a lot harder this game.

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Oh shite wasn't expecting him to get hammered
George you were town?

Fake.

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VOTE: RCEnigma

Extra fake.

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@MOD: The vote count was wrong. I'll correct it for you.

VOTE: George Bailey

Ladies and gentlemen, this is why I hate lurksacks.

oH i DiDnT kNoW tHaT wAs HaMmEr LoL

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Yooooo he's not hammered?

I was _hella_ mad.

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Yo that's a legit role, actually. Use /out exclusively moving forward, yeah?

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I'm not trying to get any more claims today y'all. I reeeaaaaallllly don't think we need more spelled out for scum. But we absolutely cannot lynch George.

George, just trust me. Only use /out.

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sore feet claimed to target jjh with something that will be "difficult for scum to maneuver" and George just claimed modified self-neighborizer slash anti-pt. That's it.

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Trying to mech solve a uPick that was generated in a matter of, what, a day or so, is an exercise in futility and I applaud you for trying to think outside of the box. I just wouldn't think too hard. It'd likely be more worthwhile to try to calculate other things like activity or vote polarity or something but you do you.

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Also @chkflip, I would genuinely like to discuss modding the Mafia Scrolls during the night if you're game.

Fuck yeah.

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Katz over here scumming it up rn tbh.

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Yeah, Fonz, don't fuck your sleep up by concerning yourself with an online game. Not worth it especially considering your occupation and the world state.

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/yawn

Petty threats over jokes. Get over yourself.

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I luv u 2 bb

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You've reacted to literally every player since the beginning of the game with the same irritating "I'm obvtown you woat" mentality. Literally cased it. But you do youuuu~

Katz, I think it was a Donny Osmund song actually.