Song Contest 147 (Results posted!)

[Song Contest]

Djibouti

Dr Easy Bake

12 - Libya
10 - Hungary
8 - Italy
7 - Gabon
6 - Egypt
5 - England
4 - Canada
3 - Costa Rica
2 - Poland
1 - Chad

Spain

Empire

12 - Sudan
10 - USA
8 - Egypt
7 - Canada
6 - Costa Rica
5 - Belarus
4 - Hungary
3 - Micronesia
2 - Italy
1 - Turkey

Cote d'Ivoire

Natirasha

12 - USA
10 - Canada
8 - Hungary
7 - Gabon
6 - Belarus
5 - England
4 - Micronesia
3 - Poland
2 - Bahamas
1 - Fiji

Canada

Panzerjager

12 - Sudan
10 - Gabon
8 - Iceland
7 - Egypt
6 - Spain
5 - Libya
4 - USA
3 - Bahamas
2 - Turkey
1 - Chad

Current Scores:

26 USA
24 Gabon
24 Sudan
22 Hungary
21 Egypt
21 Canada
17 Libya
11 Belarus
10 England
10 Italy
9 Costa Rica
8 Iceland
7 Micronesia
6 Spain
5 Bahamas
5 Poland
3 Turkey
2 Chad
1 Fiji
0 Greenland
0 Australia
0 Djibouti
0 Cote d'Ivoire

[Song Contest]

Libya

toolenduso

12 - Canada
10 - Belarus
8 - Iceland
7 - USA
6 - Egypt
5 - Gabon
4 - Sudan
3 - Bahamas
2 - Spain
1 - Hungary

Bahamas

Ph0enix

12 - Turkey
10 - England
8 - Hungary
7 - Egypt
6 - Greenland
5 - Italy
4 - Sudan
3 - Belarus
2 - Australia
1 - Gabon

England

Vi

12 - Greenland
10 - Italy
8 - Poland
7 - USA
6 - Hungary
5 - Fiji
4 - Spain
3 - Turkey
2 - Egypt
1 - Djibouti

Belarus

Scigatt

12 - Gabon
10 - Italy
8 - Iceland
7 - Fiji
6 - Bahamas
5 - Cote d'Ivoire
4 - Greenland
3 - Spain
2 - Canada
1 - Poland

Current Scores:

42 Gabon
40 USA
37 Hungary
36 Egypt
35 Italy
35 Canada
32 Sudan
24 Iceland
24 Belarus
22 Greenland
20 England
18 Turkey
17 Libya
15 Spain
14 Bahamas
14 Poland
13 Fiji
9 Costa Rica
7 Micronesia
5 Cote d'Ivoire
2 Australia
2 Chad
1 Djibouti

[Song Contest]

Micronesia

popsofctown

12 - Gabon
10 - Hungary
8 - Poland
7 - England
6 - Turkey
5 - Chad
4 - Fiji
3 - Djibouti
2 - Costa Rica
1 - Sudan

NA

Equinox

12 - Spain
10 - USA
8 - Greenland
7 - Sudan
6 - Italy
5 - England
4 - Australia
3 - Poland
2 - Hungary
1 - Egypt

USA

pickemgenius

12 - Iceland
10 - Libya
8 - Gabon
7 - Sudan
6 - Spain
5 - Egypt
4 - Canada
3 - Hungary
2 - Cote d'Ivoire
1 - Chad

Italy

Xtoxm

12 - Gabon
10 - Greenland
8 - Djibouti
7 - Turkey
6 - Iceland
5 - Micronesia
4 - Belarus
3 - Costa Rica
2 - Australia
1 - Libya

Current Scores:

74 Gabon
52 Hungary
50 USA
47 Sudan
42 Iceland
42 Egypt
41 Italy
40 Greenland
39 Canada
33 Spain
32 England
31 Turkey
28 Libya
28 Belarus
25 Poland
17 Fiji
14 Bahamas
14 Costa Rica
12 Djibouti
12 Micronesia
8 Australia
8 Chad
7 Cote d'Ivoire

[Song Contest]

Chad

Formerfish

12 - Gabon
10 - Greenland
8 - Fiji
7 - USA
6 - Egypt
5 - Poland
4 - England
3 - Cote d'Ivoire
2 - Libya
1 - Belarus

Greenland

ceejayvinoya

12 - Fiji
10 - Bahamas
8 - Belarus
7 - Poland
6 - Italy
5 - Gabon
4 - Egypt
3 - Turkey
2 - Libya
1 - England

Gabon

T-Bone

12 - Egypt
10 - Micronesia
8 - Fiji
7 - Italy
6 - Greenland
5 - Turkey
4 - Poland
3 - Australia
2 - Bahamas
1 - Spain

Egypt

Errantparabola

12 - Sudan
10 - Spain
8 - Costa Rica
7 - Canada
6 - Hungary
5 - Bahamas
4 - USA
3 - Poland
2 - Australia
1 - Cote d'Ivoire

Current Scores:

91 Gabon
64 Egypt
61 USA
59 Sudan
58 Hungary
56 Greenland
54 Italy
46 Canada
45 Fiji
44 Spain
44 Poland
42 Iceland
39 Turkey
37 England
37 Belarus
32 Libya
31 Bahamas
22 Costa Rica
22 Micronesia
13 Australia
12 Djibouti
11 Cote d'Ivoire
8 Chad

[Cyril]

y'all really slept on belarus huh

[Song Contest]

*drumroll*

[Song Contest]

Poland

VashtaNeurotic

12 - Bahamas
10 - England
8 - Greenland
7 - Fiji
6 - Spain
5 - Chad
4 - Egypt
3 - Belarus
2 - Gabon
1 - Sudan

Iceland

Cyril

12 - Belarus
10 - Turkey
8 - Greenland
7 - USA
6 - Italy
5 - Djibouti
4 - Libya
3 - Sudan
2 - Canada
1 - Bahamas

Hungary

Plotinus

12 - Chad
10 - Italy
8 - Greenland
7 - Poland
6 - Fiji
5 - Belarus
4 - Spain
3 - Turkey
2 - Egypt
1 - Canada

Sudan

schadd_

12 - Spain
10 - Canada
8 - Bahamas
7 - Costa Rica
6 - Chad
5 - Egypt
4 - Iceland
3 - Italy
2 - Hungary
1 - Gabon

Costa Rica

Aurathebirb

12 - Egypt
10 - Sudan
8 - Bahamas
7 - Hungary
6 - Spain
5 - Iceland
4 - England
3 - Poland
2 - USA
1 - Fiji

Final Scores:

94 Gabon

87 Egypt

80 Greenland

73 Sudan
73 Italy

72 Spain
70 USA
67 Hungary
60 Bahamas
59 Canada

57 Belarus
54 Poland
51 Iceland
51 England
47 Fiji
40 Turkey
36 Libya
31 Chad
29 Costa Rica
22 Micronesia
17 Djibouti
11 Cote d'Ivoire
1 Australia

Congratulations to T-Bone!

Rhinox (Fiji), Amrun (Turkey) and N (Australia) failed to vote. They take a 12-point penalty and must stay indoors wait that's everybody omg what is happening.

[Plotinus]

Congrats, T-Bone!

Spoiler: Actual photo of my pussy cat

[Song Contest]

SC148 is open!

[Cyril]

ehh not a winner i'll complain about, i liked that one even if i didn't give it points
kind of upset australia technically outscored even a single song

[Vi]

Congrats, T-Bone!

Spoiler: Actual photo of my pussy cat

I see teeth; stay safe

There appear to be many more people in this thread who don't care if their heads get cut off than I expected.

[popsofctown]

"Posthumous fashion" is too topical right now; that is speculatively the cause of Italy's illegal hairdressing industry

[Formerfish]

Thanks Plot! And glad Gabon won, that was a banger.

[Scigatt]

There appear to be many more people in this thread who don't care if their heads get cut off than I expected.

I don't understand this sentence.

[Vi]

There appear to be many more people in this thread who don't care if their heads get cut off than I expected.

I don't understand this sentence.

repeated lyrics in winning entry

"Posthumous fashion" is too topical right now; that is speculatively the cause of Italy's illegal hairdressing industry

alas, the caskets will be closed

[Aurathebirb]

Australia was cute fwiw

[Scigatt]

There appear to be many more people in this thread who don't care if their heads get cut off than I expected.

I don't understand this sentence.

repeated lyrics in winning entry

The top of my ranking was pretty meh and I voted fairly early, so I forgot about it.

[Rhinox]

ahhhhhhhh 2 flakes in a row

I'll sit out in shame until I'm sure I'll remember to vote on time

[T-Bone]

Oh wow. I think that's my first win

[T-Bone]

Nevermind, second win. Still, wasn't expecting it.

[Vi]

And now, the standard check on who got what they wanted out of the results of this contest! How well did you predict the results?

SHEEPLE

Aurathebirb
Panzerjager
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Vi
Equinox
Scigatt
Plotinus
toolenduso

[3/4 sheep]

Formerfish
Empire
Cyril
Natirasha
pickemgenius
T-Bone
VashtaNeurotic
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[median AKA Keke]

Errantparabola
Dr Easy Bake
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[3/4 snowflake]

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schadd_
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Xtoxm

SNOWFLAKE

grr if only I had given Bahamas my 1 like I was planning, I'd be tied for top sheep. Still, I'm surprised at how much I don't hate these results, even if Poland got shaft.ed.

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Well, how about reciprocity? It turns out there was a lot of it going on!

TEAM PRETENTIOUS HIPSTER NONSENSE II: Aurathebirb <-> Errantparabola <-> Empire <-> schadd_ <-> Panzerjager
TEAM how can i pronounce omnitica if i'm restricted to a vocaloid: popsofctown <-> T-Bone
TEAM PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T SLEEP ON BELARUS: Scigatt <-> Cyril
TEAM GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO BEHEAD 'EM: Dr Easy Bake <-> Xtoxm
TEAM SINFUL 4 LYFE: Vi <-> VashtaNeurotic

[popsofctown]

I like my team name

[N]

sorry I didn't vote. I had thought I'd have internet at my house by now

[schadd_]

TEAM PRETENTIOUS HIPSTER NONSENSE II: Aurathebirb Errantparabola Empire schadd_ Panzerjager

welcome to the club loser.

missing opinions:

Spoiler:

libya every time i die: not very impressive. 3.2

australia covid song: really like the n style of submit a novelty song and then not vote. 1.5

hungary ah fraid pussy cat: i was confused by the old picture and the modern production but wow this is 2019. and Wow this guy's body of work huh. anyway this song is wild. 3.6

djibouti plague: nope

poland marina bubblegum bitch: marina just doesn't really land for me unfortunately. did not particularly like the vibe of this one though i'm glad to have heard it. 3.4

england it's a sin: this is british 3.4

cote d'ivoire cadillac car: hrgrmph 2

chad jaden icon: not groundbreaking but a nice pop song. have sort of wanted to know about jaden's situation for a while. 3.8

coast of rica the new stone age: this has a lot of good meat in it. it feels like if the 80s had the internet they would have been calling this "Deconstructed Club." it is british. 3.9

italy the gambler: this hardly feels like a song to me as much as a strain of a cultural plague. but not like a bad plague, a neutral plague. i greatly enjoyed how kenny rogers (or whoever wrote the song, i dunno.) is strenuously sidestepping their lack of knowledge about actual poker strategia. like all of the advice is "you have to know when your cards are good or when your opponents will fold or whatever." also this song is really fucked up. the gambler dies at the end. 3.65

gabon buried by a highway: i think i am unaware of any other black people in the car seat headrest genre. neat ! this was fine. 3.5

belarus brothers blood: i was so thoroughly convinced that this was going to be a lukewarm song during the guitar intro that when the guy started singing i could have shit my pants. 2.2

egypt once upon a lucid dream in afrikaans: babe this could really be an absolutely generic song contest song from like just about anyone. bass kinda good. vocal harmony kinda good. 3.7

micronesia it's pronounced omnitica: i burned out on this sort of thing when i started listening to music seriously abt 6 years ago. its fine. 3.2

don't remember turkey/fiji. didnt really like them.

canada only you: quite fun. bap bap bap bwaaaah bap bap bap bwaaaaah. had to be looking away from the music video. 4.1

[schadd_]

oh right.

sudan remando: i correctly identified this as cumbia when i was listening to it. really made by the percussion for me. clack bwom clack bwom clack bwom clack bwom. 4.85