Twice Baked Wrestling: Brawl at the Bakery! {Game Over}

[Untrod Tripod]

Town would engage with me in good faith, regardless of what you think my alignment is.

whine less, scumhunt more

[50 Judge Powers]

And besides, I've definitely done dumber things than that! So it's probably Turkey-Lavender-Flubbernugget as a team, given Flubs was the first one to call it out for what it is in a panic.

That logic never works. I was accused of bussing Veph in a game where scum!PK had been killed on N1. The lone scummer left (Jingle) went on to win the game for them by lynching me in LyLo. Please don't use that argument.

-JJD

[50 Judge Powers]

In Big Four Mafia, also modded by The Baker, my role was Bulletproof and I also was lynchproof. So their is precedent for it.

Hmmm.. could you be stabbed? Electrified? Drown? Wait! Nah, Bad joke considering the global situation.

-AP

[Doctor Drew]

Town would engage with me in good faith, regardless of what you think my alignment is.

whine less, scumhunt more

Trust the process, clearly you and I haven't played before(I don't believe). Also, why do you consider this whining?

In Big Four Mafia, also modded by The Baker, my role was Bulletproof and I also was lynchproof. So their is precedent for it.

Hmmm.. could you be stabbed? Electrified? Drown? Wait! Nah, Bad joke considering the global situation.

-AP

In Big Four you could have coughed Covid in my face while smashing my forehead with a bottle of Corona and running me over in a car driven by someone drunk on Corona and I would still stand(until I was vanillized by some sumbitch....still won though).

[50 Judge Powers]

Dumb question: Why would gobble bus Lavender here?

Cutting dead weight?

But why not leave her as a magnet for finishers? Call her scum but do not push her too hard. Just enough for the many to target her with the finisher which means he would be less likely to draw finishers on himself. And then she flips and he goes "told you so, but you didn't want to lynch a lurker.. now let's go after those who FoS'd her but kept their vote elsewhere (which was at least 3 in the past few pages)".

P.S. I know, I know. Call me a stupid monkey. Everybody calls me that.

-A50

[Karnage]

But why not leave her as a magnet for finishers? Call her scum but do not push her too hard. Just enough for the many to target her with the finisher which means he would be less likely to draw finishers on himself. And then she flips and he goes "told you so, but you didn't want to lynch a lurker.. now let's go after those who FoS'd her but kept their vote elsewhere (which was at least 3 in the past few pages)".

Setting them up to draw "finishes" is cutting dead weight, no?

[50 Judge Powers]

In Big Four you could have coughed Covid in my face while smashing my forehead with a bottle of Corona and running me over in a car driven by someone drunk on Corona and I would still stand(until I was vanillized by some sumbitch....still won though).

Check THIS out.

[Doctor Drew]

I am not wasting a finisher tonight unless you are a ball of dripping goof.

[50 Judge Powers]

Setting them up to draw "finishes" is cutting dead weight, no?

Yes. A better way of doing it that outright pushing for her lynch IMHO.

[Doctor Drew]

In Big Four you could have coughed Covid in my face while smashing my forehead with a bottle of Corona and running me over in a car driven by someone drunk on Corona and I would still stand(until I was vanillized by some sumbitch....still won though).

Check THIS out.

I could have rubbed that chocolate all over my body and have been fine.

[50 Judge Powers]

LOL @Drew

[DrippingGoofball]

Also, why do you consider this whining?

@UT

Look Drew is "scumhunting" by asking dumb leading questions from you, too.

[Untrod Tripod]

Town would engage with me in good faith, regardless of what you think my alignment is.

whine less, scumhunt more

Trust the process, clearly you and I haven't played before(I don't believe). Also, why do you consider this whining?

this is I think the fourth time you've said something about how DGB won't GIVE YOU ANSWERS TO YOUR VERY SERIOUS QUESTIONS. that's whining my dude.

[DrippingGoofball]

I am not wasting a finisher tonight unless you are a ball of dripping goof.

You literally have no case beyond you being scum and trying to frame me for townreading your scumpal.

[Doctor Drew]

Town would engage with me in good faith, regardless of what you think my alignment is.

whine less, scumhunt more

Trust the process, clearly you and I haven't played before(I don't believe). Also, why do you consider this whining?

this is I think the fourth time you've said something about how DGB won't GIVE YOU ANSWERS TO YOUR VERY SERIOUS QUESTIONS. that's whining my dude.

Thanks for keeping count, care to share a pic of the 'DREW VERY SERIOUS QUESTIONS' chart you have going?

I wish I could be the smartest person in the room one day....

Oh, sorry...more whining.


But seriously, UT....you answered a direct question I asked you.......why is that SO FUCKING TOUGH FOR YOU DGB!

Call it whining, or whatever, but ignoring direct questions......on D1......isn't a townie trait.

Pre Edit: DGB, you refuse to engage with me. You think I am scum? Fine, use your finisher on me. But, why just not answer simple direct questions?

Oh, because not engaging doesn't allow me to make a case on you besides this.....what did you call it UT, whining?

You have plausible deniability, there is no benefit to scumYou engaging with me.

[gobbledygook]

I have a suspicion that the next 5-10 pages of this game are going to be tragically dumb but I'm compelled to follow through anyway

VOTE: Gobbledygook

Town

Don't Call Scumteams: You're Almost Always Wrong and Even When You Are Right No One Gives A Shit Except For You, a brief mafia primer by Untrod Tripod

Don't Call Scumteams: You're Almost Always Wrong and Even When You Are Right No One Gives A Shit Except For You

,

Well sometimes when you are in like 4 days of successive LYLO, you have to take a punt.

What is it like living in the bizarro reality where 1488 doesn't exist

Town?

You're voting a confirmed town

Not mafia isn't conf town, buddy, that's assuming turkey actually slipped and isn't just messing around

Scum

I don’t honestly get why they are all defending lavender when I’m trying to bus her lol. Guess we should just get on the Kuroi mislynch

lol

VOTE: gobbledygook

scum?

I'll follow a brother,

Vote: Gobbledygooker

town?

I don’t honestly get why they are all defending lavender when I’m trying to bus her lol. Guess we should just get on the Kuroi mislynch

I've only just noticed this. Hot damn.

...I read this as him being cheeky. you are aware that PTs aren't even the same color as public threads right? it's pretty fucking unlikely he just straight up posted in the wrong thread.

scum

I'm not voting gobble for that post dude. I don't think it's a slip. I've said that explicitly.

Wait no

VOTE: lavender

Anyone that doesn't finish turkey tonight is scumclaiming

Nonsense. They're tomorrow's lynch.

Bullet goes to the scumbuddies not confed.

y

thats a clear as the broad-side-of-a-barn slip.

And if it wasnt than its absolutely a crappy thing to do and deserves to be punished

Scum

I don’t honestly get why they are all defending lavender when I’m trying to bus her lol. Guess we should just get on the Kuroi mislynch

OMG OMG OMG

Well if that isn't a kneeslapper

Gobbles had me fooled

Kuroi conftown!

VOTE: gobbledygook

TOWN

I don’t honestly get why they are all defending lavender when I’m trying to bus her lol. Guess we should just get on the Kuroi mislynch

OMG OMG OMG

Well if that isn't a kneeslapper

Gobbles had me fooled

Kuroi conftown!

VOTE: gobbledygook

That's assuming he really slipped. Which he didn't.

I'm looking for who "defended" Lavender, and I don't think that's much of a thing.

Actually, I think you were the one who townread me the most.

Also, I already said I wasn't bullet-proof.
How many votes is Turkey on? Actually, I don't care, the 'slip' is enough for me. VOTE: gobbledygook
I'll claim today or tomorrow if you all insist.

SCUM.

Pre Edit: My vanity wagon was you DGB, why so protective of Lavender though?

Why, is Lavender your buddy and you want to frame me for townreading her?

hahahahaha

You certainly like to keep posting this exchange without actually answering my question to you. But please, keep deflecting.

What's the VC on Turkey? I intend to vote him but don't want a quickhammer(been there done that).

scum?

I don’t honestly get why they are all defending lavender when I’m trying to bus her lol. Guess we should just get on the Kuroi mislynch

you guys are shitting me, right?

VOTE: turkey

She’s hated essentially. It’s not really a secret vote ability. I think that makes her more likely scum. Plus she’s playing to her scum meta. I just feel bad because she was lynched Day 1 last time in DEB’s large. I think she’s probably a powerful role and that’s why it has the hateful modifier.

so to put it bluntly, i call bullshit

and really i think this has given way to a somewhat important realization: you're saying words to say words and

look

like you're playing the game, not to

actually

contribute

called it?

*sigh* town

Were we supposed to pretend gobble didn't just post to his scumbuddies in the wrong thread for the spirit of the game or something because I'm owed a refund on like three scum losses if that's the case

Dumb question: Why would gobble bus Lavender here?
Answer: He probably isn't and that was a deliberate post by him, mainly meant as sarcasm but could be aimed to stimulate the lynch Lavender anyway.
Deduction: If the turkey is scum Lavender is town. If the turukey is town it says nothing about Lavender's alignment.

-JJD

I don't understand this. There's a risk lavender can't be nk'd. Eating one lynch vs two seems like a pretty big optimization

First you need to flip the turkey to verify it was a true slip. THEN we can lynch Lavender if the turkey flips red. Now imagine a world where we lynch Lavender and she flips green and we go "Turkey tricked us. Let's KILL HIM" and then he also flips green and we all look dumb but we never stop and we lynch you next because you supported two mislynches and then -much to everyone's surprise- you also flip green. That would be AWESOME wouldn't it?

I'm down with this. He either flips red or he flips green and learns not to make such smug jokes. Red flip we probably lynch Lavender. Green flip (of gobble) tells us NOTHING about Lavender's alignment.

VOTE: gobbledy

town?

[Gammagooey]

I don’t honestly get why they are all defending lavender when I’m trying to bus her lol. Guess we should just get on the Kuroi mislynch

OMG OMG OMG

Well if that isn't a kneeslapper

Gobbles had me fooled

Kuroi conftown!

VOTE: gobbledygook

That's assuming he really slipped. Which he didn't.

I'm looking for who "defended" Lavender, and I don't think that's much of a thing.

Actually, I think you were the one who townread me the most.

Also, I already said I wasn't bullet-proof.
How many votes is Turkey on? Actually, I don't care, the 'slip' is enough for me. VOTE: gobbledygook
I'll claim today or tomorrow if you all insist.

ho lordy this is a bad post

Hiiii gobbles

Plz get on with explaining in explicit detail what you did and why for everyone
Several of us have inklings of knowledge but the explicit detail is needed to avoid a critical mass of dumb bullshit overtaking the game

[gobbledygook]

[Untrod Tripod]

Call it whining

okay. stop fucking whining.

[Reina]

I don’t honestly get why they are all defending lavender when I’m trying to bus her lol. Guess we should just get on the Kuroi mislynch

OMG OMG OMG

Well if that isn't a kneeslapper

Gobbles had me fooled

Kuroi conftown!

VOTE: gobbledygook

That's assuming he really slipped. Which he didn't.

I'm looking for who "defended" Lavender, and I don't think that's much of a thing.

Actually, I think you were the one who townread me the most.

Also, I already said I wasn't bullet-proof.
How many votes is Turkey on? Actually, I don't care, the 'slip' is enough for me. VOTE: gobbledygook
I'll claim today or tomorrow if you all insist.

ho lordy this is a bad post

Hiiii gobbles

Plz get on with explaining in explicit detail what you did and why for everyone
Several of us have inklings of knowledge but the explicit detail is needed to avoid a critical mass of dumb bullshit overtaking the game

ugh this is still me

When did I even log onto my main account today I haven't even done shit on-site since I last posted as Reina

[Untrod Tripod]

okay so gobbles is just openly trolling at this point? summon los ropas!

[gobbledygook]

[Doctor Drew]

Fuck it

VOTE: Gobble

Also UT, explain the whining thing.

At least you had the common decency to answer a direct question.

[gobbledygook]

VOTE: Gobble

Oh thank god, I am free.

[gobbledygook]

But seriously, Lavender's vote on me IS A LITERAL SCUM CLAIM.

"Gobble's slip is fake because I'm not scum."
"Gobble's slip is real because I need to lynch Gobbles."

Like ??? How did that not raise any eyebrows to people.