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Post Post #50 (ISO) » Wed Jul 29, 2020 7:30 am

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22. Qxc4
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Post Post #51 (ISO) » Wed Jul 29, 2020 7:47 am

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Be5
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Post Post #52 (ISO) » Wed Jul 29, 2020 3:33 pm

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23. Rab1
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Post Post #53 (ISO) » Wed Jul 29, 2020 9:35 pm

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e6
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Post Post #54 (ISO) » Thu Jul 30, 2020 5:30 am

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Yeah sure, let's go into the endgame

24. Qxe6+
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Post Post #55 (ISO) » Thu Jul 30, 2020 5:40 am

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i forgot about that bishop?? oops

Rf7
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Post Post #56 (ISO) » Thu Jul 30, 2020 5:51 am

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Hmmm, do I
want
the queens on the board or not?

Datisi, y u make me make decisions
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Post Post #57 (ISO) » Thu Jul 30, 2020 10:02 am

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25. Rb7
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Post Post #58 (ISO) » Thu Jul 30, 2020 11:18 am

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i'm getting a feeling i might have fucked this

i'll look at it properly in the morning
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Post Post #59 (ISO) » Sun Aug 02, 2020 11:44 pm

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sigh

a5
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Post Post #60 (ISO) » Mon Aug 03, 2020 10:44 am

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Hmm, I almost want to bring the rook on f1 into the attack somehow but that's pretty risky with your rook and queen lined up on that file. Guess I'll just cash in now.

26. Rxf7
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Post Post #61 (ISO) » Wed Aug 05, 2020 1:06 am

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i keep delaying this because ughhh

Qxf7
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Post Post #62 (ISO) » Wed Aug 05, 2020 2:34 am

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27 Qxe5
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Post Post #63 (ISO) » Wed Aug 05, 2020 2:49 am

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big sad

Re8
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Post Post #64 (ISO) » Wed Aug 05, 2020 8:04 am

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28. Qxa5
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Post Post #65 (ISO) » Sun Aug 09, 2020 2:10 am

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i forgot about this again because oops

yeah i don't think i'm getting out of this one
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Post Post #66 (ISO) » Sun Aug 09, 2020 5:29 am

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Yeah, I think putting your own rook in a pin with 24...Rf7 (instead of say Qxe6 or even Kh8) was game-losing.

Want to play again? You can have white this time.
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Post Post #67 (ISO) » Mon Aug 10, 2020 1:19 am

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eh, sure, I'll try not to do the "hmm, i need to think about this move" then forget the game for three days
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Post Post #68 (ISO) » Mon Aug 10, 2020 1:21 am

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maybe you wanna edit the just finished chess match into before putting this new one in the OP?

1.e4
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Post Post #69 (ISO) » Mon Aug 10, 2020 3:37 am

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I'll just keep them both in the OP, I hope loading two games isn't too much for your poor beleaguered internet connection.

1... e6
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Post Post #70 (ISO) » Mon Aug 10, 2020 8:54 am

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grumble grumble i make moves by quoting the OP, filling in the move, staring at it for like 3 minutes then deleting everything else and this means it will take me about 2.3 extra seconds to make a move grumble grumble

2. Nc3
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Post Post #71 (ISO) » Mon Aug 10, 2020 11:39 am

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You can always just delete the first board from the quote when you're looking at it? I guess that would account for the 3.4 seconds though.

2... d5
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Post Post #72 (ISO) » Mon Aug 10, 2020 11:44 am

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3. d4
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Post Post #73 (ISO) » Mon Aug 10, 2020 11:46 am

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3... Bb4
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Post Post #74 (ISO) » Mon Aug 10, 2020 11:50 am

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oh no, the part of the game where i have to start thinking

4. Ne2
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