[Mini-Vivor] ROCKSvivor (Rocks fall, somebody wins)

[D3f3nd3r]

Malkon wins Immunity!

Deadline is in (expired on 2020-11-03 19:00:00).

[Malkon05]

My sacrifice to RNGesus was not in vain.

[D3f3nd3r]

Let's see what we've got.

Spoiler:

tris got...one vote.

Spoiler:

Mist got...two votes!

Spoiler:

CaptainMeme got two votes as well!

Spoiler:

One vote left. It went to either Vash or Kdowns. The player that got it is safe, the other is eliminated.

Spoiler:

That last vote went to...kdowns. Which means Vash has been eliminated.

Immunity challenge coming up next (in the thread)!

[D3f3nd3r]

1: CaptainMeme
2: Kdowns
3: Malkon05
4: Mist7676
5: tris

Original Roll String: 1d5

1 5-Sided Dice: (2) = 2

[D3f3nd3r]

Kdowns wins Immunity!

We'll take another day off because of the election, deadline will be in (expired on 2020-11-05 19:00:00).

[D3f3nd3r]

Hope y'all are doing okay with the election...wait...what's that?

Spoiler: *CNN Key Race Alert jingle*

I'm D3f Blitzer, and we have a Key Rock Alert from the state of MafiaScum! All five of the votes have been cast and counted, and unlike Nevada the count is already done.



Mist7676 is projected to take the state of MafiaScum with 60% of the vote and a 40% margin over their competition. Malkon and CaptainMeme have each earned 20% of the vote. Unfortunately, tris has received 0% of the vote, and as a result, she has been eliminated from ROCKSvivor. As a result, we have determined that this state has zero electoral rocks in this election. Back to you, D3f Tapper, for the immunity draw.

[D3f3nd3r]

Malkon wins Immunity!

As Mr. Blitzer said, the next polls close tomorrow at 7pm, in (expired on 2020-11-06 19:00:00).

REMEMBER: The next round will not have an Immunity, and your vote this round will not restrict how you can vote next round.

[Malkon05]

Who knew I was so good at rng challenges!!

[Mist7676]

Who knew I was so good at rng challenges!!

Original Roll String: 100d20

100 20-Sided Dice: (1, 18, 15, 6, 4, 5, 16, 13, 16, 18, 9, 2, 20, 12, 11, 12, 9, 12, 13, 15, 15, 2, 11, 14, 5, 8, 3, 8, 6, 4, 6, 19, 19, 16, 15, 20, 18, 6, 3, 8, 17, 12, 4, 4, 13, 3, 1, 19, 10, 17, 18, 2, 5, 9, 18, 4, 13, 11, 1, 15, 10, 7, 1, 4, 15, 19, 2, 17, 11, 4, 9, 11, 7, 12, 5, 16, 19, 12, 12, 2, 6, 10, 18, 19, 7, 8, 20, 18, 19, 20, 18, 13, 1, 17, 4, 13, 10, 15, 19, 17) = 1096

[D3f3nd3r]

We may have seen our last rock draw when looking for an Immunity winner last night. Will tonight give us another?

Spoiler:

CaptainMeme got...one vote.

Spoiler:

Kdowns got...two votes.

Spoiler:

Which means, Mist got one vote. With that, we do indeed have a rock draw!

[D3f3nd3r]

Mist7676 has been eliminated and is our seventh juror.

With that, it's the Final Three! Nobody is immune and you can vote for either other player. Deadline is in (expired on 2020-11-07 19:00:00).

[D3f3nd3r]

Just an update on scheduling for the FTC:

Opening statements should be posted by each finalist by 7:30pm tomorrow if they have them, or earlier.
The Jurors then have until 7pm Monday to ask questions.
Then the deadline for votes is 7pm Tuesday, and the live reveal happens then.

Tonight's vote reveal/potential rock draw will occur at 7:30pm (30 hours later than usual).

[D3f3nd3r]

And here we are. Last chance for someone to be voted out before the Final Tribal Council.

Spoiler:

The first vote belongs to...kdowns.

Spoiler:

The second vote belongs to...Malkon. One vote kdowns, one vote Malkon, no votes Meme.

Spoiler:

And the third vote belongs to...Malkon. We have two votes for Malkon and one vote for kdowns.

With no votes, CaptainMeme has been eliminated and is the final juror.

Final Tribal Council begins! The finalists have (expired on 2020-11-08 19:00:00).

[Malkon05]

Good luck kdowns <3

[D3f3nd3r]

Good luck kdowns <3

10/10 opening speech

/s

[Malkon05]

not my opening speech

[D3f3nd3r]

Opening statement deadline extended to 8pm.

[Malkon05]

Hello everyone,

I'm writing to let you know that today, we are going on a goat safari.

GOAT SAFARI MUCH HYPE

Today we are going to go inside of this great golf cart that I'm dubbing as the Goat Cart:

Isn't it just super goaty? Like wow, what a goat cart. Much goat. Much wow.

Anyways so once we get in this cart, we are going to go around this place known as Goat Island and explore all of the goat locations where we will see all of the goats in their natural habitat.

Wow just magnificent aren't they?

Oh fun story, Merriam-Webster actually defines a goat as "a licentious man" and licentious means "promiscuous and unprincipled in sexual matters." Wow. I feel more educated, don't you? That's just very cool to know more information about goats that you didn't know before.

WOW LOOK OVER THERE, THERES A GIANT GOAT :O

Just marvelous don't you think? It's amazing just how magnificent and majestic these animals truly are. Truly. Just wowzers. Super beautiful.

Okay now we are going to go to the beach where we are going to find more goats, but on the beach :O

Just amazing. This safari is going so well isn't it?

In survivor terms, a goat is defined as someone who is there to exist to follow a goatherd and soak up little to no votes. Wow what a random factoid about goats! Its like we didn't know this before or something. WOW.

As we round this nearby bend, you will see-

Wait a moment, what's this?

I think this goat's an impostor!

Let's take a closer look shall we?

The goat was actually a goat all along, amazing! Incredible! JUST WOW!

We not only went on a goat safari, but we solved a goat mystery today? Just great. You are really getting your monies worth from this tour.

Okay now today folks, we are going to be entering the firing territory. It's the part of the island where the goat population is just too great to handle.

Let's get to why we are on this goat safari shall we? I'm going to give each of you a gun and feel free to shoot as many goats as you can! Ready? GO!!!

Huzzah, look at all of the carnage you caused! You did it! You killed all the goats. Good job. But I think that's about time to wrap up this goat safari so I'm going to take you back to the visitor center where I will give you the souvenir rocks of your trip into the Goat Safari. Just beautiful stones that you can always keep as mementos of your journey through The Great Goat Safari Tour.

IPS:

Silver:

Pine:

xofelf:

Vash:

Tris:

Mist:

Meme:

Now that this tour is over, please be sure to leave some comments about how amazing your experience with the Great Goat Safari Tour was by writing them below, and let us know if this Great Goat Safari Tour was the best tour you've ever been on. If you aren't sure, feel free to "RNG your choice". We here at the Great Goat Safari Tour always pray long and hard to RNGesus. Praise be he.

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

[kdowns]

Sorry I can’t really type up a speech right now because I’ve been in and out of the doctor with my roommate, but this summarizes things well for me.

Consider it the epilogue of a Try Hard:


https://gfycat.com/fluffyimportantdunlin

[kdowns]

[gifv] https://gfycat.com/fluffyimportantdunlin[/gifv]I couldn’t get the gif to work.

[xofelf]

It's the Monty gif, right? It doesn't embed well.

[kdowns]

Yeah it’s the Monty Gif. I mean I can give a brief speech but I won’t be at my computer for about 30 minutes

[D3f3nd3r]

Alright question away, jurors! You have until 7pm tomorrow to ask stuff.

[xofelf]

Cool, so I'll start. I fully intend to randomize my vote for the purpose of sending this to rocks. There was not enough rocks in this game that was supposed to be all about that. And that's a goddamn travesty. Additionally however, I would like you to produce, in the medium of your choice, your best rock draw.

[Malkon05]

I agree, there should always be more rocks!!! This is rocksvivor for heaven's sake!!!

I think I have just the thing for you xof