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Post Post #25 (ISO) » Fri Jan 01, 2021 7:19 pm

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Bongcloud attack, crab variation
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Post Post #26 (ISO) » Sat Jan 02, 2021 3:36 am

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Develop that knight
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Post Post #27 (ISO) » Sat Jan 02, 2021 3:41 am

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align the queen and the king for some discovered attacks
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Post Post #28 (ISO) » Sat Jan 02, 2021 3:54 am

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Introducing the Bongcloud-Borg Defense
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Post Post #29 (ISO) » Sat Jan 02, 2021 4:03 am

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get some nice asymetry to disturb the opponent
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Post Post #30 (ISO) » Sat Jan 02, 2021 6:46 am

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So much for asymmetry.
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Post Post #31 (ISO) » Sat Jan 02, 2021 9:58 am

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rude
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Post Post #32 (ISO) » Sat Jan 02, 2021 10:36 am

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My king needs some more exercise.
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Post Post #33 (ISO) » Sat Jan 02, 2021 10:40 am

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fiancettoing the knight
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Post Post #34 (ISO) » Sat Jan 02, 2021 12:50 pm

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Two can play at that game.

(That game is "chess" and two is the usual number of people playing at it)
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Post Post #35 (ISO) » Sat Jan 02, 2021 4:50 pm

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i personally prefere singleplayer chess
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Post Post #36 (ISO) » Sat Jan 02, 2021 6:32 pm

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Why develop more pieces when I can just keep moving my knight around?
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Post Post #37 (ISO) » Sat Jan 02, 2021 8:17 pm

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the g pawn is kinda weak
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Post Post #38 (ISO) » Sun Jan 03, 2021 4:34 am

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It's hard to resist the impulse to make actually-good moves here, it's interesting.
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Post Post #39 (ISO) » Sun Jan 03, 2021 4:39 am

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wait, i thought we were making good moves
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Post Post #40 (ISO) » Sun Jan 03, 2021 6:10 am

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Oh, well in that case



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Post Post #41 (ISO) » Sun Jan 03, 2021 6:15 am

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COUNTERFORK
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Post Post #42 (ISO) » Sun Jan 03, 2021 6:37 am

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Okay, that knight outpost is just too juicy to resist.

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Post Post #43 (ISO) » Sun Jan 03, 2021 6:39 am

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Okay, that king outpost is just too juicy to resist.

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Post Post #44 (ISO) » Sun Jan 03, 2021 6:40 am

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wait no fuck
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Post Post #45 (ISO) » Sun Jan 03, 2021 6:41 am

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Post Post #46 (ISO) » Sun Jan 03, 2021 6:43 am

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...
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Post Post #47 (ISO) » Sun Jan 03, 2021 6:46 am

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“There are two kinds of people in this world: those who say, ‘There are two kinds of people in this world: those who say there are two kinds of people in this world,
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Post Post #48 (ISO) » Sun Jan 03, 2021 6:58 am

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bruh

i hate myself
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Post Post #49 (ISO) » Sun Jan 03, 2021 7:04 am

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can i just resign
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