Ferris Wheel: Happy Deathgiving (Game over)

[StrangerCoug]

You have 72 hours or until I have 12 signups (whichever happens second) to board the Ferris wheel. Each player in a round does so at random. At the top of the wheel is a gun that can be used to obliterate any player's seat. Once it gets to be your turn, select one player you would like to kill and bold the name of that player and how they die. That player immediately loses the game. However, you only have 24 hours to make your decision. Unless it's the first turn of the round, time is measured from the last death, not from the mod update. If you run out of time, you die. When it's not your turn, however (and if you are still alive), you are allowed to plead with the shooter, make alliances with other players, or otherwise convince the shooter to kill somebody other than you. You may make alliances anyhow you want: in thread, in secret on Discord, I don't care. The last person alive on the wheel wins.

Good luck!

Spoiler: Players

1. Charles510
   TIME WAS THE REAL KINGMAKER HERE
   
   
2. Silverclaw
   WINNER!
   
   
3. Ircher
   SPACED
   
   
4. the worst
   DUCK SEASON!
   
   
5. NotAJumbleOfNumbers
   JUMBLED OFF THE WHEEL
   
   
6. StrangerCoug
   NOT THE FALL THAT KILLS YOU
   
   
7. Jake the Wolfie
   LITERALLY THROWN TO THE WOLVES
   
   
8. T3
   OUT OF TIME

[Ircher]

/in!

[Jake The Wolfie]

Jake crashes so hard into the ferris wheel, that he sustains hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of medical bills, not to mention being sued by StrangerCoug for destruction of property.

[StrangerCoug]

Well, that's a creative way to /in xD

[Charles510]

/in

[Silverclaw]

/in

[T3]

/in

[StrangerCoug]

Still room for six more people. Tell your friends

[Jake The Wolfie]

brb gonna get me alt to sign up.

or maybe just a friend who doesn't have an account here yet.

[the worst]

/in to die first

[NotAJumbleOfNumbers]

/belated in

[StrangerCoug]

I don't think anyone else is interested, so I'll close signups effective immediately and randomize the list of players. The game will start shortly.

[StrangerCoug]

1. Charles510
   <— TOP OF THE WHEEL
   
   
2. Silverclaw
   
3. Ircher
   
4. the worst
   
5. NotAJumbleOfNumbers
   
6. StrangerCoug
   
7. Jake the Wolfie
   
8. T3

Charles510, we start with you.

[the worst]

Charles510, has anyone told you today how awesome you are? If not, please allow me to have the pleasure of being the first.

I remember you accepting me as an honourary Bay Area local and i'm just hella juiced for us to be final 2. surely our bay area local connection means there's no way you'll shoot me first and i'm totally not gonna die this round i hope

[T3]

charles
do you like foie gras

[Charles510]

Thanks, Worst flattery will get you everywhere.

Throws Jumble off the wheel until his Numbers are Jumbled

[StrangerCoug]

1. Charles510
   
2. Silverclaw
   <— TOP OF THE WHEEL
   
   
3. Ircher
   
4. the worst
   
5. NotAJumbleOfNumbers
   JUMBLED OFF THE WHEEL
   
   
6. StrangerCoug
   
7. Jake the Wolfie
   
8. T3

[Silverclaw]

Ircher suddenly finds himself in order space without a space suit

[the worst]

Silverclaw, oh loveliest of wolves, has anyone told you how elegant your mane is?

pedit: oh cool sick

[the worst]

this is the true challenge. i must work out which of strangercoug, t3 & jake the wolfie are the most likely to recklessly murder me, rather than hear me out on my flattery and over-the-top attempts to swing their kills in my favour. gosh decisions decisions

[the worst]

Jake the Wolfie suddenly joins their wolfie companions on the ground at an alarming velocity

[Jake The Wolfie]

Oicher, Noooo!

TW, If you threw me or SC off, the other would probably retribute back immediately.

I'm sure I would.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Well, ok. Your death.

[Jake The Wolfie]

StrangerCoug, Avenge thine death!

[the worst]

yeah look there really wasn't a right choice to make here. t3 is also an agent of chaos, so i'm just generally terrified for my life.

though i must say coug, i love what you've done with your hair and that shirt is excellent. purple is absolutely your colour.