Micro 1048: Jungle of Bullshit XXL - Game Over

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Post Post #25 (ISO) » Mon Mar 28, 2022 6:55 am

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Eh, fuck it
VOTE: Enchant
Maybe the real Mafia was the friends we made along the way

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Post Post #26 (ISO) » Mon Mar 28, 2022 6:55 am

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Don't tell me what I can't do
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Post Post #27 (ISO) » Mon Mar 28, 2022 6:56 am

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Also I think mafia can quickhammer anyway? They have majority
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Post Post #28 (ISO) » Mon Mar 28, 2022 6:59 am

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In post 27, Cat Scratch Fever wrote:Also I think mafia can quickhammer anyway? They have majority
Good luck persuading you didn't help them with quickhammer.
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Post Post #29 (ISO) » Mon Mar 28, 2022 7:07 am

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enchant if ur town dont shoot off wagon, shoot everyone who voted you 100%
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Post Post #30 (ISO) » Mon Mar 28, 2022 7:11 am

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In post 29, DkKoba wrote:enchant if ur town dont shoot off wagon, shoot everyone who voted you 100%
Impossible.
I will have 6 bullets.

I need shot everyone on wagon+one outside. ASsuming all mafia voting me, it's 1/3 chance to hit town with this shot.


Just in a case, i am not lying. Flashwagoning really favoring scum here. I am just not in mood to wait long.
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Post Post #31 (ISO) » Mon Mar 28, 2022 7:21 am

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well just shoot outside me and ur fine LOL
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Post Post #32 (ISO) » Mon Mar 28, 2022 7:26 am

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For additional motivation, RR and Cat already revealed self.

Sane town would never vote me on this plan, regardless of my alignment (as this WILL backfire). So RR confirmed scum regardless of my alignment.

Therefore, you can't turn back. Either you voting me out (and we playing random), voting out RR (With unfavoring results for you), or you try to pull ass and find excuse to not vote both of us, fail and get outed as scum as well.

VOTE: RR
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Post Post #33 (ISO) » Mon Mar 28, 2022 7:40 am

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Need time to discuss who will vote?

Whatever. We have eternity.
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Post Post #34 (ISO) » Mon Mar 28, 2022 7:45 am

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Probably just in a case.

If you are TOWN or "TOWN", then vote RR. He is scum regardless of my alignment. If you somehow vote me, i WILL chew you out after you will be shot.
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Post Post #35 (ISO) » Mon Mar 28, 2022 8:03 am

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Rat, if you are town, please don't shoot me. I think Enchant basically open wolfed and stated the scum strategy to quick hammer a Townie. I think you are at 3 votes already.

VOTE: Enchant
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Post Post #36 (ISO) » Mon Mar 28, 2022 8:05 am

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Of course.
It's not like mafia have daytalk here, so i could say safely?

... Two more?
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Post Post #37 (ISO) » Mon Mar 28, 2022 8:07 am

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What?
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Post Post #38 (ISO) » Mon Mar 28, 2022 8:08 am

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Hm, interesting. Seems like scum are going for a bus strategy? Doesn’t make nearly as much sense to go on town than scum

Also I think Enchant is just scummy in general.
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Post Post #39 (ISO) » Mon Mar 28, 2022 8:08 am

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There’s some weird scum theatre going on here somewhere but whatever Enchant is scum anyway VOTE: Enchant
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Post Post #40 (ISO) » Mon Mar 28, 2022 8:09 am

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Like it doesn’t actually matter what happens today
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Post Post #41 (ISO) » Mon Mar 28, 2022 8:15 am

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Town voting me, when RR voted me is borderline throwing.

Waiting for hammer.
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Post Post #42 (ISO) » Mon Mar 28, 2022 8:19 am

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VC 1.01
Cat Scratch Fever (0)-

MegAzumaril (0)-

DkKoba (0)-

Dwlee99 (0)-

Radical Rat (3)-
Korina, DkKoba, Enchant
(E-2)

Korina (0)-

Yeet (0)-

Enchant (4)-
Cat Scratch Fever, Radical Rat, Toogeloo, Yeet
(E-1)

Toogeloo (0)-


Not Voting (2)-
MegAzumaril, Dwlee99

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I can't remember the last N_M post that wasn't bland, unimaginative and lame. Some shitposters are at least somewhat funny. You are the epitomy of the type of poster that nobody would miss if you were to suddenly disappear. You never add anything of value.
I'm guessing you haven't read the game and probably never will? Why even sign up to play?
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Post Post #43 (ISO) » Mon Mar 28, 2022 8:24 am

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In post 41, Enchant wrote:Town voting me, when RR voted me is borderline throwing.

Waiting for hammer.
Why is it throwing?
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Post Post #44 (ISO) » Mon Mar 28, 2022 8:25 am

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The chance that you are the one other townie in this plist is like, incredibly low to me too, and that’s apart from the weird theatre that you are doing in thred
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Post Post #45 (ISO) » Mon Mar 28, 2022 8:26 am

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I guess that sort of just boils down to anyone who isn’t me who I don’t townread though? Idk
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Post Post #46 (ISO) » Mon Mar 28, 2022 8:29 am

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Does voting for someone who says "So mafia can you vote me and end this quicker because it's favouring you mathemathecally" count as town indicative?

No.
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Post Post #47 (ISO) » Mon Mar 28, 2022 8:34 am

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yeet who is town :3
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Post Post #48 (ISO) » Mon Mar 28, 2022 8:52 am

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In post 46, Enchant wrote:Does voting for someone who says "So mafia can you vote me and end this quicker because it's favouring you mathemathecally" count as town indicative?

No.
Im not sure what you’re saying here. I think that line from you in particular was AtE and you are trying to do some weird wifom theatre with your buddies.

In addition, I really don’t see why scum would just pile 3 votes onto one of the two townies immediately. It doesn’t make sense. Why wouldnt you just play the game normally and converge toward the townies later to make it less obvious? It seems extroadinarily stupid to just open wolf and go flashwagon a townie. That gives me more confidence that my vote here is good and I am right about the theatre and you guys are scared that I called you out on it.
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Post Post #49 (ISO) » Mon Mar 28, 2022 8:54 am

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In post 47, DkKoba wrote:yeet who is town :3
I bet you know the answer to this question, I don’t unfortunately.
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