- Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire? You could try turning it off and on again.(Yes)
- Have you ever been to Peru? Nope, nothing has changed since last month.(No)
- Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks? You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.(Yes)
- Does this dress make me look fat? On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.(No)
- Do you like Morse code? -.-- . ...(Yes)
- Shall we play a game? Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.(No)
- Are you sure that this isn't a prison? It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.(No)
- Can we do anything to make this place safer? We could hire a bouncer.(Yes)
- Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer? I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.(No)
- Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire? We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.(Yes)
- How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?It can definitely be done!(Yes)
- Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison? They were just about to get out on parole anyway.(No)
- Is luck a lady? I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.(Yes)
- Is luck a landlord? I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.(Yes)
- Does the landlord have a slot machine? Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.(Yes)
- Are you a landlord? Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?(Yes)
- Do you play slots? I've played penny slots a few times.(Yes)
- Do you play video poker? I've played with friends a couple times.(Yes)
- Can I just say something crazy? I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.(No)
- Is video poker better than slots? As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.(Yes)
- Shall I destroy the slot machine, then? I'm not going to stop you.(Yes)
- Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine? That should do the trick.(Yes)
- Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush? If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.(Yes)
- Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it? I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.(Yes)
- Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to? Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.(No)
- Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine? Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.(No)
- Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine? Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!(Yes)
- Should we cover up the slot machine with something? I don't have anything for us to cover it with.(No)
- Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine? The truth will always set you free.(No)
- Should we just replace the slot machine? Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.(No)
- Should we destroy the slot machine, then? It's already destroyed enough.(No)
- Should we put a pair of 10s or go for the flush? Now I have a bad gut feeling about both.(No)
- Do you keep the arsonist in a more secure prison? Yeah, we already do.(Yes)
- Will you? I shouldn't.(No)
- Can I just offer some suggestions? Not really sure why we need suggestions.(No)
- Do you just keep the fish in a tank? That's all you need.(Yes)
- Can I say something crazy? Okay I'll start allowing it since multiple people have asked now.(Yes)
- Shall I destroy the video poker machine? If you really want to, I'm not going to stop you.(Yes)
- Shall we destroy the video poker machine? Wish I could help, but I'm currently trapped in an oil painting.(No)
- Should I destroy the video poker machine? You just destroyed it. No need to destroy it again.(No)
- Should we destroy the video poker machine? Enough is enough. I'm signing you up for anger management.(No)
- But how am I going to vent my frustration with gambling machines that take my money? You shouldn't. Try a stress ball or a punching bag.(No)
- What, you going to propose that I not be allowed to have sledgehammers anymore? Sledgehammer + punching bag might be a helpful combo actually.(No)
- Will you loan me a sledgehammer? Sorry, SC got the last one.(No)
- Will you loan me a punching bag? I'm still waiting for you to return the sledgehammer that I 'loaned' you last year.(No)