00.
Are you the law?
I am now. (Yes.)
00.
Is humaneatingmonkey the law?
Not anymore. (No.)
01.
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? Come to think of it, is there any particular reason why my computer constantly seems to end up on fire?
That's just your RGB setup. Don't worry about it. (No.)
02.
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
It's all in your head. Don't worry about it. (No.)
03.
Come to think of it, is there any particular reason why my computer constantly seems to end up on fire?
I said DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT! >:C (No.)
04.
Do I look fat?
A healthy amount. (No.)
05.
Is Miltank good as a competitive mon?
Not if you value your mental health. (No.)
06.
Is it?
Use Chansey instead. (No.)
07.
Is Eviolite Chansey 252HP 176Def 80SpD Recover Toxic Seismic Toss Heal Bell overrated?
There's no such thing as an overrated Chansey. (No.)
08.
Are you the lawyer?
I can yell "Objection!". (Yes.)
09.
Are you the judge?
I'm only level 2 in Legal. (No.)
10.
Are you a lawyer?
Hold it! *checks notes* Yep. Checks out. (Yes.)
11.
Are we lawers?
You're really tinkering with that question, huh? (No.)
12.
Are you?
We've been through this already. (Yes.)
13.
Are you the lawyer who installed RGB lighting in my computer?
ᓀ _ᓀ Maybe... (No.)
14.
Am I the law?
Not last time I checked. (No.)
15.
Are we lawers?
See "11." (No.)
Let he who is with sin, and loves it, cast the final stone.