Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky"
-Wickedestjr
Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky"
-Wickedestjr
Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky"
-Wickedestjr
Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky"
-Wickedestjr
Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky"
-Wickedestjr
Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)
Should we destroy the slot machine, then?
It's already destroyed enough.
(No)
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky"
-Wickedestjr
Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)
Should we destroy the slot machine, then?
It's already destroyed enough.
(No)
Should we put a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
Now I have a bad gut feeling about both.
(No)
Do you keep the arsonist in a more secure prison?
Yeah, we already do.
(Yes)
Will you?
I shouldn't.
(No)
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky"
-Wickedestjr
The little swapping experiment I did seems to confirm that only the initial part of the questions matters, but surely at least the first three words are important, since 17 and 25 share the first two words.
Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)
Should we destroy the slot machine, then?
It's already destroyed enough.
(No)
Should we put a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
Now I have a bad gut feeling about both.
(No)
Do you keep the arsonist in a more secure prison?
Yeah, we already do.
(Yes)
Will you?
I shouldn't.
(No)
Can I just offer some suggestions?
Not really sure why we need suggestions.
(No)
Do you just keep the fish in a tank?
That's all you need.
(Yes)
Can I say something crazy?
Okay I'll start allowing it since multiple people have asked now.
(Yes)
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky"
-Wickedestjr
Shall I destroy the video poker machine?
Shall we destroy the video poker machine?
Should I destroy the video poker machine?
Should we destroy the video poker machine?
Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)
Should we destroy the slot machine, then?
It's already destroyed enough.
(No)
Should we put a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
Now I have a bad gut feeling about both.
(No)
Do you keep the arsonist in a more secure prison?
Yeah, we already do.
(Yes)
Will you?
I shouldn't.
(No)
Can I just offer some suggestions?
Not really sure why we need suggestions.
(No)
Do you just keep the fish in a tank?
That's all you need.
(Yes)
Can I say something crazy?
Okay I'll start allowing it since multiple people have asked now.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the video poker machine?
If you really want to, I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Shall we destroy the video poker machine?
Wish I could help, but I'm currently trapped in an oil painting.
(No)
Should I destroy the video poker machine?
You just destroyed it. No need to destroy it again.
(No)
Should we destroy the video poker machine?
Enough is enough. I'm signing you up for anger management.
(No)
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky"
-Wickedestjr
Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)
Should we destroy the slot machine, then?
It's already destroyed enough.
(No)
Should we put a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
Now I have a bad gut feeling about both.
(No)
Do you keep the arsonist in a more secure prison?
Yeah, we already do.
(Yes)
Will you?
I shouldn't.
(No)
Can I just offer some suggestions?
Not really sure why we need suggestions.
(No)
Do you just keep the fish in a tank?
That's all you need.
(Yes)
Can I say something crazy?
Okay I'll start allowing it since multiple people have asked now.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the video poker machine?
If you really want to, I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Shall we destroy the video poker machine?
Wish I could help, but I'm currently trapped in an oil painting.
(No)
Should I destroy the video poker machine?
You just destroyed it. No need to destroy it again.
(No)
Should we destroy the video poker machine?
Enough is enough. I'm signing you up for anger management.
(No)
But how am I going to vent my frustration with gambling machines that take my money?
You shouldn't. Try a stress ball or a punching bag.
(No)
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky"
-Wickedestjr
Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)
Should we destroy the slot machine, then?
It's already destroyed enough.
(No)
Should we put a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
Now I have a bad gut feeling about both.
(No)
Do you keep the arsonist in a more secure prison?
Yeah, we already do.
(Yes)
Will you?
I shouldn't.
(No)
Can I just offer some suggestions?
Not really sure why we need suggestions.
(No)
Do you just keep the fish in a tank?
That's all you need.
(Yes)
Can I say something crazy?
Okay I'll start allowing it since multiple people have asked now.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the video poker machine?
If you really want to, I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Shall we destroy the video poker machine?
Wish I could help, but I'm currently trapped in an oil painting.
(No)
Should I destroy the video poker machine?
You just destroyed it. No need to destroy it again.
(No)
Should we destroy the video poker machine?
Enough is enough. I'm signing you up for anger management.
(No)
But how am I going to vent my frustration with gambling machines that take my money?
You shouldn't. Try a stress ball or a punching bag.
(No)
What, you going to propose that I not be allowed to have sledgehammers anymore?
Sledgehammer + punching bag might be a helpful combo actually.
(No)
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky"
-Wickedestjr
Is there a way to prevent my computer from catching on fire?
You could try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
Nope, nothing has changed since last month.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
You put 500 miles on it and it doesn't work anymore. I'd say it's time for a new car.
(Yes)
Does this dress make me look fat?
On the contrary, you bought a dress that's about six sizes too large.
(No)
Do you like Morse code?
-.-- . ...
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
Our last poker game together was a little bit too chaotic for my liking.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
It could be a prison. I still feel unsafe here.
(No)
Can we do anything to make this place safer?
We could hire a bouncer.
(Yes)
Would it be okay if I bought a howitzer?
I actually don't know what that is, so I'm just gonna say 'no'.
(No)
Is there any particular reason why the prison is on fire?
We shouldn't have built the prison out of dry straw in an area full of arsonists.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
It can definitely be done!
(Yes)
Should we put the arsonists in a more secure prison?
They were just about to get out on parole anyway.
(No)
Is luck a lady?
I do remember hearing about 'Lady Luck', so probably.
(Yes)
Is luck a landlord?
I like the sound of that. Could be true as well.
(Yes)
Does the landlord have a slot machine?
Ever since the poker game got cancelled, we needed another way to gamble.
(Yes)
Are you a landlord?
Yes, are you looking for a place to stay?
(Yes)
Do you play slots?
I've played penny slots a few times.
(Yes)
Do you play video poker?
I've played with friends a couple times.
(Yes)
Can I just say something crazy?
I'd prefer not - most of us are taking this game seriously.
(No)
Is video poker better than slots?
As far as I know, there's no skill in slots. Any form of poker is more fun to me.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the slot machine, then?
I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Would this sledgehammer be good for destroying the slot machine?
That should do the trick.
(Yes)
Do you keep a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
If this is 5-card draw, I would almost always keep the 10s and hope for a set or two pair.
(Yes)
Now that the slot machine is destroyed, got any suggestions on what to do with it?
I'd be happy to take the remains to the local junk yard.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't the junkyard we're taking the destroyed slot machine to?
Sorry, I think I took us to the wrong junkyard.
(No)
Are you sure it's a good idea to be driving around with a destroyed slot machine?
Yeah I probably could have planned that out better.
(No)
Can I offer some suggestions as to how not to look suspicious with a destroyed slot machine?
Sure, I've never done this before, so I'm all ears!
(Yes)
Should we cover up the slot machine with something?
I don't have anything for us to cover it with.
(No)
Should we lie to the landlord about the slot machine?
The truth will always set you free.
(No)
Should we just replace the slot machine?
Don't worry about it. The old one didn't get much action.
(No)
Should we destroy the slot machine, then?
It's already destroyed enough.
(No)
Should we put a pair of 10s or go for the flush?
Now I have a bad gut feeling about both.
(No)
Do you keep the arsonist in a more secure prison?
Yeah, we already do.
(Yes)
Will you?
I shouldn't.
(No)
Can I just offer some suggestions?
Not really sure why we need suggestions.
(No)
Do you just keep the fish in a tank?
That's all you need.
(Yes)
Can I say something crazy?
Okay I'll start allowing it since multiple people have asked now.
(Yes)
Shall I destroy the video poker machine?
If you really want to, I'm not going to stop you.
(Yes)
Shall we destroy the video poker machine?
Wish I could help, but I'm currently trapped in an oil painting.
(No)
Should I destroy the video poker machine?
You just destroyed it. No need to destroy it again.
(No)
Should we destroy the video poker machine?
Enough is enough. I'm signing you up for anger management.
(No)
But how am I going to vent my frustration with gambling machines that take my money?
You shouldn't. Try a stress ball or a punching bag.
(No)
What, you going to propose that I not be allowed to have sledgehammers anymore?
Sledgehammer + punching bag might be a helpful combo actually.
(No)
Will you loan me a sledgehammer?
Sorry, SC got the last one.
(No)
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky"
-Wickedestjr
