Legends of the Buisness Company [Staplers Take Over the World]
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GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
STAND ON OVATION THREAD, AS YOU'RE DYING OUT OF BREATH AND OUT OF ENERGY, ME, SHIROU, THE THREAD OXYGEN HIMSELF STANDS UPON YOU ONCE AGAIN IN HIS ULTIMATE FORM
BE SHOCKED. SURPRISED. FEARFUL. BOW. SCREAM. ABSOLUTELY LOSE YOUR MIND.
HATEME ORLOVEME, DOESN'T MATTER, IT'S ALL THE SAME!
THEIMPORTANTPART IS FOR YOU TO ONLY EVER THINK OFMEいつだってヒーロー。
"listen i know its funny to say shirou is scum but shirou is just literally crazy"~Firebringer on town!Shirou
"Not if it was Volpe's PLAN all along that we lim him and when he flips red we think Wooper is scum"~town!Norwee jokes about scum!Shirou's actual plan
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Gosh, I'm so popular and beloved that you all can only think of VOTING little ME huh?
Listen, I'm running for GOVERNOR but the elections in my country only start next year okie?
I know you may be desperate to be under my merciful rule again but rest assured I'll eventually deliver even without all the cheersいつだってヒーロー。
"listen i know its funny to say shirou is scum but shirou is just literally crazy"~Firebringer on town!Shirou
"Not if it was Volpe's PLAN all along that we lim him and when he flips red we think Wooper is scum"~town!Norwee jokes about scum!Shirou's actual plan
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I actually really gotta talk to some people though, do some stuff in my games that i couldn't the past week and etc first however
I'll eventually effort here once more, seems like this game needs some life again after allいつだってヒーロー。
"listen i know its funny to say shirou is scum but shirou is just literally crazy"~Firebringer on town!Shirou
"Not if it was Volpe's PLAN all along that we lim him and when he flips red we think Wooper is scum"~town!Norwee jokes about scum!Shirou's actual plan
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I disappear and the thread dies...ah, so melancholic.
Tell me, what is a story without it's MAIN CHARACTER huh?
I know you may all be dying to take my leading role but I'm on cohorts with the director Firebringer, he supports me not being fired so early in this companyいつだってヒーロー。
"listen i know its funny to say shirou is scum but shirou is just literally crazy"~Firebringer on town!Shirou
"Not if it was Volpe's PLAN all along that we lim him and when he flips red we think Wooper is scum"~town!Norwee jokes about scum!Shirou's actual plan
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Shirou losing sanityWizard-Mercenary
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VOTE: shirou ok lolBrian Skies - "I just wanna say Cakez is an evil mod and this is an evil setup."
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VOTE: Shirou
Yeah I’m not gonna stand on ceremony if he’s just gonna return and post THAT.<Embrace The Void>
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man i can't be happy of having proper internet connection after almost one week of not being able to talk properly be it here or with my friends on discord
okThe Deathtunnel Archon Shirou without any of his aggro or hyperposting powers.
Legend says that one day he may reclaim his Gnosis and show his effortful form once again, but until that fated day comes...- Lazy Shirou
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i said i would effort here once more after i was done catching up with some people and doing my duties on my social gamesThe Deathtunnel Archon Shirou without any of his aggro or hyperposting powers.
Legend says that one day he may reclaim his Gnosis and show his effortful form once again, but until that fated day comes...- Lazy Shirou
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i just felt happy and wanted to do a bit of theatrics but you want boring only-serious post mode? okThe Deathtunnel Archon Shirou without any of his aggro or hyperposting powers.
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i'll let the thread remain dead until i've the time in a few hours then, or if someone hammers me by this pointThe Deathtunnel Archon Shirou without any of his aggro or hyperposting powers.
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ok re:reading it a bit it was certainly over the top even for the shirou metric but damn people you don't know what it's like for a hyperposter like me to be limited by those stinking freaking touchscreens
a keyboard warrior like me needs its main weapon
what is a knight without its sword huhThe Deathtunnel Archon Shirou without any of his aggro or hyperposting powers.
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I am not hammering lolWizard-Mercenary
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honestly I feel like I only see scum make that kind of dramatic rage out getting limmed postBrian Skies - "I just wanna say Cakez is an evil mod and this is an evil setup."
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i guess i still want to hear what shirou has to say- Gamma Emerald
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You did promise final thoughtsIn post 4785, Lazy Shirou wrote: i just felt happy and wanted to do a bit of theatrics but you want boring only-serious post mode? ok<Embrace The Void>
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i'm starting to write my previous "town case" on norwee that existed on my mind but i just wanted again to say something that you may rightfully accuse of being WIFOM given you don't know my alignment yet, but from my POV is something important to note for later:
if i was scum, out of Pooky/Shea/Tbone the correct daykill would be shea or tbone that were much less amenable towards me overall if you don't take into account the Shirou vs Pooky thing in the first pages of the game, so although theoretically it could be a WIFOM attempt from scum!me from your povs, i know that to be wrong and know that if shea/tbone are town that means there's scum in the "shadows" trying to kill me for awhile now.
i think pooky dying is a bit weird for another reason though, if the plan really was to mislim me as it looks like by this point to me, even though pooky was more amenable he was still likely to vote me today. Why not kill enchant instead that is also a strong townread for most? i think after my flip confirming this analysis to come from town, you may want to take a closer look at enchant and maybe don't let him reach endgame...?The Deathtunnel Archon Shirou without any of his aggro or hyperposting powers.
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cuz i am dumbIn post 4792, Lazy Shirou wrote: Why not kill enchant instead that is also a strong townread for most?Wizard-Mercenary
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It's actually surprising mafia bothered to waste one of two kills instead of saving them.Wizard-Mercenary
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true.In post 4794, Enchant wrote: It's actually surprising mafia bothered to waste one of two kills instead of saving them.The Deathtunnel Archon Shirou without any of his aggro or hyperposting powers.
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The issue isn't that it's Wifom (although it is because you're clearly using it as an argument and did before anyone else said anything about it)In post 4792, Lazy Shirou wrote: i'm starting to write my previous "town case" on norwee that existed on my mind but i just wanted again to say something that you may rightfully accuse of being WIFOM given you don't know my alignment yet, but from my POV is something important to note for later:
if i was scum, out of Pooky/Shea/Tbone the correct daykill would be shea or tbone that were much less amenable towards me overall if you don't take into account the Shirou vs Pooky thing in the first pages of the game, so although theoretically it could be a WIFOM attempt from scum!me from your povs, i know that to be wrong and know that if shea/tbone are town that means there's scum in the "shadows" trying to kill me for awhile now.
i think pooky dying is a bit weird for another reason though, if the plan really was to mislim me as it looks like by this point to me, even though pooky was more amenable he was still likely to vote me today. Why not kill enchant instead that is also a strong townread for most? i think after my flip confirming this analysis to come from town, you may want to take a closer look at enchant and maybe don't let him reach endgame...?
The issue is that there are many reasons to kill people. If you're scum and see me as a potential miselim which you clearly did because you immediately attacked me and have been shading me all game, there's no way you kill me. Pooky was widely town read and is not a target for you to miselim and i don't think it's fair to say you automatically kill someone just because they are suspecting you, especially because, noting the votes, there's tons of pressure on you regardless of if I'm alive or not so that doesn't seem like a real argument to me. Maybe if killing me released all pressure on you or at least a significant amount you could argue that but it's not even clear to me that killing me actually leads to that much more favorable of a game state for scum shirou. And the claim that absolutely one hundred percent i would be the kill reads as completely disingenuous because of that.
This is all if we just assume that pooky is town reading you which it wasn't even clear to me that he was.
So yeah this is a load of wifom-garbage on top of just not like making that much sense otherwise.
The fact that you then immediately used it to say that i was "likely scum" right after the kill went through and then have completely dropped that argument when i showed how silly it was saying "you're just the first person who came to mind" makes me think it's much more likely you killed pooky for the express purpose of this narrative.tout comprendre c'est tout pardonner- Thestatusquo
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If anything i think it goes the other way. In a town shirou world scum would be likely to kill me because it is an attempt to frame you.tout comprendre c'est tout pardonner- Thestatusquo
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This is just another example in my mind of you approaching a situation where there's lots of complicated possibilities and refusing to acknowledge or consider any of them but the ones that most benefit you if you're scum. You're pushing narratives with way more certainty than you would have as town while at the same time making comments about how little confidence you have in your town game right now. It doesn't make any sense.
The last example was claiming that you should be given control if norwee flipped town despite you knowing full well that you absolutely could and would play exactly like this as scum with knowledge of norwees alignment and the way you played around norwees slot is not the way someone who actually was uninformed would play. But you acted as if a norwee town flip would clear you instead which is something you should know isn't true.tout comprendre c'est tout pardonner- T-Bone
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I feel like you're just stalling at this point. I don't know if it's because you're hoping for another mini game or what but I promise if I could affect whether you got coins or not I wouldn't let you so...you're done, no need to wait out for a mini game. It's clear Norwee was trying to protect you and it back fired and you obviously see that. - T-Bone
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