Legends of the Buisness Company [Staplers Take Over the World]

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I have once again failed to roll scum and its getting a little obnoxious.

skill issue

Would you say you're more or less skilled than I am. Hypothetically speaking.

i rolled scum in 75% of the completed games ive played in 2022, you tell me

[Thestatusquo]

I guess I should go read the rules of this game.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i just want it to be known now that if i am ever daykilled then

Spoiler: secret info only click on it if pooky gets shot

Gamma shot me

[Gamma Emerald]

Spoiler: only open if I get daykilled

Made you look.

[Thestatusquo]

Ok so wait:

@mod

The elimination mechanic is
A player challenges another team
At that time no other challenges can be made at all and the elimination must happen between the four players on those two teams?
I.e. all players can then vote within those 4 players?

also "The issuing challenge team will receive 250 after the challenge is completed."

Is it 125 per player or is there a team account balance? I ask because all the items language seems to be speaking in terms of individuals but this currency seems to be distributed collectively?

[Save The Dragons]

I'm here too

[Thestatusquo]

That's cool. Whats your vibes rn

[Save The Dragons]

I already think one person is scum so that's fun

Oh I forgot I have a point brb

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

do it do it do it

[Save The Dragons]

Point should be pt

[Thestatusquo]

disapting

[Save The Dragons]

I am tempted to challenge now

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

do it do it do it

[Save The Dragons]

Only click on this if you like challenges

Spoiler:

nothing here haha

[Thestatusquo]

Is it alisae?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

alisae definitely scum

[Save The Dragons]

I could just tell you but guessing is more fun

It is not

[Thestatusquo]

Pooky why havent you tried to recruit me to a cult yet

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

you haven't proven yourself worthy yet

[Thestatusquo]

You in particular having an early scum read and being interested in talking about it is extremely weird to me.

[Save The Dragons]

It does seem out of character I usually like to wait. But someone caught my eye. Not sure if it's just a playstyle thing tho

[Thestatusquo]

HC is posting a bit in our point but has yet to post a real thing in this thread. Interesante.

[Thestatusquo]

Also I hope we get challenged at some point because theres definitely a "you can vote for shea, or you can vote for HC, but you can't vote for johnson" joke here somewhere.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

fill out this handy application form:


BEAR INDUSTRIES OFFICIAL APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT:

NAME:
CURRENT JOB TITLE:
CURRENT SALARY:
CURRENT MARITAL STATUS:
HIGHEST LEVEL OF EDUCATION:
DO YOU KNOW ANY FORM OF UNARMED COMBAT?:
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED IN THE PAST FOR ANY FELONIES:
HAVE YOU EVER COMMITTED ANY NEFARIOUS CRIMES THAT THEY HAVENT CAUGHT YOU FOR:

IF YES TO THE ABOVE PLEASE CHECK ALL THAT APPLY BELOW:

MURDER:
GRAND LARCENY:
KIDNAPPING:
EXTORTION:


WHAT SKILLS DO YOU BRING TO THE TEAM?:

IN THE EVENT OF A WATER LANDING CAN YOU SERVE AS A FLOTATION DEVICE?:

BEING ABLE TO READ PEOPLE IS IMPORTANT BECAUSE MANY EVIL DOERS WILL TRY TO INFILTRATE BEAR CORP, IF YOU FOUND OUT YOUR WORKMATE WAS ACTUALLY A NEFARIOUS SPY FOR FIREBRINGER INDUSTRIES WHAT WOULD YOU DO?:

YOU ARE STUCK ON A DESERTED ISLAND WITH A BROKEN JUKEBOX THAT CAN ONLY PLAY ONE SONG FOREVER, WHICH SONG DO YOU PICK?:

IMAGINE YOU'RE AT THE BAR WITH A BEAUTIFUL PERSON YOU ARE VERY INTERESTED IN TAKING HOME AND THIS COULD BE THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. A MESSAGE ON YOUR PHONE APPEARS FROM BEAR CORP TELLING YOU THAT YOU NEED TO SHOW UP BECAUSE [INSERT RANDOM EMERGENCY HERE] WHAT DO YOU DO?:

[Haschel Cedricson]

HC is posting a bit in our point but has yet to post a real thing in this thread. Interesante.

Yep, I was waiting for people to get the spam bullshit out of their system.

I am a little curious why Fen would jump straight to wanting to challenge, but if he's going where I would go then I'm willing to not press him that.