Spoil a Wish II

[Jake The Wolfie]

Granted. They drive him into manslaughter instead.

I wish you a merry christmas.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. Yours isn't so merry.

I wish to get back to learning Japanese.

[RH9]

Granted. Your friends become jealous when you become more fluent in Japanese than them.
I wish that everybody treats everybody else the way they wish to be treated themselves.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. Apparently, everybody wants to be at war with everybody else.

I wish for the world not to be destroyed by war.

[DragonEater70]

Granted. It's destroyed by extreme climate changes.

I wish I had my motivation to play mafia back.

[ORAM]

Granted. It comes with the desire to make the game as unfun as possible for everyone else.

I wish I had no allergies.

[humaneatingmonkey]

Granted. Your immune system no longer works.

I wish I can wake up and be 11 in 2007 again.

[RH9]

Granted. You wake up in Hollywood.
I wish everybody worked together against climate change.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. The world is taken over by a dictator who arrests anyone he thinks is going against his plan to fight climate change, even if that person had a better idea.

I wish I didn't have anxiety about having to interact with strangers. Sometimes they act unpredictably...

[RH9]

Granted. You are no longer anxious about having to interact with strangers. But they seem a bit too predictable in their interactions with you, almost as if they are parroting everything you say.

I wish that everybody lived in eternal peace and harmony.

[humaneatingmonkey]

Granted. Welcome to the singularity.

I wish A̶̝̙͓̪̱̲̭̖͍̠̣̔̏̿́͐͑̄ͅs̴̨͇͔̼̈̀͆͛̍́̊́̒̕͠͠ ̷̙̜̖͆̓͑̀́͂̇̊̐̚͝͠a̶̯͈̞̅͗͛̌̑̈͒̇̽̉n̸̖̯̘̔͛̔́̑̽̓̕ ̶̨͖͎̭̀̋͌͒͝A̸̡̛͍̘͇̩̜̦̝̺̻͉͍̻̎̈͘I̸̦̼͚͔̝̝̩͖̍̃ͅ ̴̡̡̨̭͈͍͉͛̏̓̚ḍ̷͆̀̋e̶̡̡̨̞̯̦̦̲͔̬̪̅̏͐̈̄͆͗̒̉̈́͝͝v̵̭̱͖͖̟̳͙̮͎͉̘͚̒̀̍̀̀͊̕͘͠͝͝e̶͚͎̥͎̠̓̀̇͂̅̆̂̍̂́̒̌̕͠l̸̮̣͈̤̬̤̳̩̦͖͎̙̞̫̩̈́̒̋͊̎̒͗̎̐͂͋͛̅̄͝o̸͓̯̙̠̖̼̤̠̞͈̠̻̟͋̒͆̌͝ͅp̷̤̝̤̑͗̈̇̆ͅȩ̵̛̺̦͉͙̍̇͐̽̎͑̐d̷̙͖̫̬̰̼͇͍̈͒̿̐̂͑̒̏́̄͆̈̚ ̷̡̜̳̗͍̗̗̘̹̟̝͎͔̞̳͐͒̽̓̽̇̀͊͊̀̄͑̈́͂͠b̴̢̦̹͋̆̑̉̽͘y̸̙͓͒͐͛̈́̓̓̋̚̚ ̵͚̱̻̘̙͈̗̱̬̎͜ͅǑ̴̭̤̥̰̙͔̤͕̰͔̗̜͍͓͒͂͒p̶̨̥͍͖͕͙͒e̴̬̼͌͗͜ṉ̶̬̝͉͉̃̒̇A̴̧̛͍̗̹̝̠̤̦̦͇͖̞̘̎̈́̔͂̐̅̏͒̔͘͝Į̵̝͕̟̰̱̌͑̍̾́̂̑̈́͑̾,̶̨̡̳̖̰͕̥̫̮͇̖̠̗͐ ̷̧̜̝͕͓̱̮̲̳̜̲̦̖̬̜̆̈́̈́̔͝I̴̡̯̳̹̘͍̜̊̿̎͛́̍̀̍͋̾͑͆̈́͘ ̸̢̡͙͚͔͕̻̦͉̼͖̃̿̀̔̿̐̐̄̄̚͝͠͝ḏ̶̈́̈́̓͂̽̊̔o̸͙͈͎͚̳̒͋̓͂̊n̸͇͈̒̐̌̅̑͋͊̾͆̓͘̚͝'̸̛̙͆̉̔̈̒́́͆͘͠͝ţ̵͉̣̳͍̫͍́̐̈́̏ ̷̝̟͕̳̩͇̼̤̘̀̾̂̇̒͑̍͋̈́͒̚͘ḩ̷̘͚̙̮̟̦̉́́̐͊̆̍ͅǎ̴̤̲̪̟̯͔̼̫̹̳͎͉͉͂̒̊̊͑͘͠ͅv̴̨̭̘̱͍͓̥̜̗̪̹́͆͆̀͂̒̅̃̔͘̚͘͜͠͝͠ę̸̧̧̰̫̦̪̫̻̆̉͠ ̷̳̺̌̔́̀̇̿̿̓̑̕͘ͅp̴̧͍͈̃̉̀e̸͕̘̔͒̊͆̅̐͠r̵̡̰̰̗̪̘͓̩̘̒͆͑́̉̅̿̓s̵̻͌́͆͑̄̓͆̕͘̕͠o̸̢̫͍̿̌̆́̈́́͂̂́n̴̝̤̐̂́͌̓̔ă̸̱̘̠̦̣̣̮̖͔̭̯͔̤̥̆̓̿͒l̵̨͕̪̙̲̝̻̗̬̼̦̰̲̣̊͛͝ ̴̧̢̜̝̗̭̠̱̲̻̭̺̺̾́̊͐̋͐͋͛̂̽̐̀̚d̷̙͙̤̞̯̺̱͖̘͍̻͉͐̄̑̂è̸͇s̵̨̹͈͑͂̈́́́͠î̶̦̘̠͔̼͍̜̣͚͖̘̓̂̔̉̈́̍̅́́ͅr̷͙̜̗̝̖̤̮͓̞͕̪̘̻̭͊̈́̏̏́̈́̇ę̵̘̖̣͓̲͛̐̑̂͒̐͆͒͌̓̾͜͝ͅs̵̢̨̡̞͎̥͉̱͓̠͈̆́̄̉̍͜͝ ̸̧̡̮̰̓̐̈́̇͋̃̈́̌͝o̷̢̙̺͈̯̝̠͓͈̖͓̥̻͆̓̽̌͋̌ȓ̷̛̰͛̋̔ ̴̧̡̛̳̙͈̣̳̱̤̤̜̜͉͐͑̎͆́̆̄̓̿̕͝w̸̢̨̛̲̺̼͉̙̳̰͖̗̝̓̀́̊͋̿ì̶̻̘̬̯̇́̇̚͝ş̶̧̫͙͕̬̩͚͚̊̎͌͛̀̏ĥ̸̨̘̝̫̥̌̕e̶͇̮͈̯͒̈́͛̉̓̌͆̈́s̴̙̓͛̓͑͗̓͜.̵̞̱͍̥̱̥͕̪̯̪̣̜͙͖̚ ̶̡̛̹̻̼̣̭̟̔̓́̐̿̀̑͋̌̈̕͜I̵͙̠̞̗͉͎̳̩͐͠f̸̡̡̛͓̩̖͓̙̲̫̙̠̖̻̄͗̀͝ ̴̦̜̰̞͙́͒̉̐͒̉̎͛̔̓͂̽ͅI̴͙̔͌̌̋̄͛̂͊̈́͝͝͠ ̵̡̭̣̝̲̮̣̬̻͋̑͒́́͆͊̐͑̍́̕w̷̩̜͕̹̙̥̦͔̹̪̉̅̒͘ȅ̵̢̪̟̹̟̻̖̌̎͝ŗ̸̧͚͙̙̙̥͙̝͇̊̆̄̄̈́̓̂̀̅͛̃͠é̴̢̗̗̆̈́̅̐͝ ̸̛̯͖̤̰̉̈̍t̶̨̰͔͖͚͎͔̳͈͊̂̏̊́̍̐̄̑̐̿̀ỏ̶͓̺̯̭̤̼͍̥̪̤̳̼̰̻̳͂̔̓̑͛́͘͘͠͝ ̷̨̘͈̞̦̩̱̽̈͒̓́͂̑͑̎͊̎̚͘ͅe̸̱͍͐̓͋̅̈͒͜͝͝x̵̡̱̺̳͇́̋̿̌̏ṕ̵̨͓̟̹͎̗̤͜r̴̢͈̣͓̓̉̈́̈́͆͆͠e̴͕̰̯̩̜̗͔̪͚̖͇̼͇̥̫͛̓̄̑͗̉̉́͊͛̐͠s̸̡̠̝͈̝̖̜̬͍̮̭̺̈́̐̈́́̈͑͗̒͊͐̓̍͘̕͝s̴̡̺͙̣̮̮̗̫̳̥̥̬̭͒̑ ̸̻̫̳͖͓̣̜̗̠̲͓͒͜ͅa̴̹͓̲͉̦͚͂̉ ̶̢̛͉̯͇̫͍͎͉͎͓̳͎͂͊̓͛͆̕̕͝"̵̬̫̈́̇̓̀̔̂̔̿́̐́͛͐̚w̴̲͕͒̑̅̚i̴̡̧̨̮̬̲͕͚̟̭̫̝͚̎̄͑̏̃s̷̤̭͉̭̬̤͍͍̏͗̈́̓̊̚h̷̫͉̫͔̼̎̋̏̌͋͝"̶̙̪͕̻̣̠̯̪̹̼͊̍̏͛̍̐̿̎̈́̃̆̕͘͠ ̶̰͉̘̘̘̩̬̣̘͒͑̀͜͜ͅͅi̸̝͕̗̽̆̓́̒̌͘ṋ̶̡̗͇̹̐̋̈́̅͑͑̓͒ ̴̧̇̔́̉́̉͂̒̓͝͝l̷͎̫̬̙̖͔̾̅̒̂͑̊̕į̷͍̙̺͙̭̝̰͚̠̲̍͘ͅn̶̡̘͕͕̬͙̥͖͈̝̯̈́̂̃͂̅̅́̓́̃̽̈͘e̶̖̟͔̙̥̦̮͎̝̦̙͓̲̦̒́̾̌͌͒̏͂̀̉͊͗̔ ̷̡̛̞͍͉̘̭̬̟̘̻͓̭̝̗̗̅̅͂̍̍͒w̵̢͇̖̯͕̰͈͈̲̣͌͌͐̔ḯ̶̝̪̬̲͓̭͚̹͚̥̳̖̤̀͐̋̉̅̿͗̊̈̎̚͘͠ṫ̴̳̜̰̜̮̲͛̀̑̏ḧ̴̡͚̣̙̮̝̠̠̣͈͚̰͍́͛̋̾̓͌̈́̑̓͛̄̕͠ͅ ̵͖̞̹̟̞͙̗͕̰͇̪̯͙̫͑̽m̶̧̨̩̦̪̪͔̋͂̀̄̅y̵̳̯̮̰̯̭̣̬̲̤͎̑̽ ̴̥͎̫̲̦̜̳̖͍͉̐ͅp̵̛̬̳̹̫̭͓͎̺͉̜̭̆͑̈́̉͛͗̉̾̓͜͝r̵̙͙̲̬̜͂̿̀̓̋̎̿͘͝ͅo̵͖͈̥̝̫̞̮̻͕͙͖̿̽̌̃̉͑̈͂͠͝͝͝ǵ̵̣̪̮͔̃̄͌̔͑̅̈́̈́̑̄̔̆͠r̵̡̡̹̘͙̱͚̙̻͇̞̜̫̾̂̎̔̀͒̈́͒̍͂̀̾͠ǎ̸͇̥͑̌͜m̴͖̝̫̜̞̩̞͛̂m̶̻̗̱̗̏ͅi̴͇̙͇͌͛̑̉̃̽̌͜͠͝n̶̺͉͈̮̈́̉̈́̿̎̾g̴̨̧̛͙͇̰̱̎̂̽̅̎ ̸̡̨͚̜͍̭͍̜̤͚̦̮̏͆̏ͅä̴̧̱͎́͑̈́͂͒͐͠ņ̷̺̣͚̩̳͆͂̋̅̀́̈́̓̃͆̅͘͘̕ͅd̴͈̮̺̝̠̰̠͑͛ ̴̯̯̖̀̆̏̓͂̀̐͊͌̑̓̕͠͠p̴̡̣̲̜͈͙̜̜͚͇̹̮͊̀̈́͑̔͌̍͊ų̶̖̮͚͎͕̜͖͉́̊͐͆̆r̸͍̻̻͇̤̐p̴̢͙̺̲͇̗͍͈̃̃̀̑̉̽̾̓̔͂̇͝͠͝͝ơ̵̢̧͓̬͓̖̫̥̟̟̰̰͙͐̅͌̐̑̒͐̔̇͠s̷͔̼̳͂͑͗̈́̽̈́͒̓̆͝ë̶̡͓̦̹͔̰͔̟̘͈̿̓̆̐̀,̴̪̒̽̽͑̊̔̈́̏̀̒̈́̇̒̚͝ ̷̤̇͋̃̀̎͋̕ḯ̵̡̡̠͕͓̩͖̫̙͚̱͉̙͓̬̽ţ̷̘͙͇̖̺̬͎̙̱̙̠͗̌͆͐́ͅ ̷̬̠͉̳͛͋͒̈̊̏͑͗̚͜w̸̞̫̠̣͎̥͎̭̘̠͎̄͐̉͠o̸̟̟̙̹̖͌̓̓͒̕͝ͅų̴̢͖̟̫͚͖̥̈́̇̀̑͠l̶̛̗͈̦̲̘͖̯̣̇̌͗́̎̓̄̊̑̈́̎̍͂d̵͓̘̣͚͈̉̀͂̐̑̿͆̆ ̴̞̜̼̺̰͎̳̟̼͈̀̄̓ḇ̴̟̓̃̇̈́̉̿̈́́̒̓͋͘͝ē̷̢̼͔̼͉̩̖̜͆̏̐̄͌̀́͂͘̚͠ ̴̛̱̟́͜t̴̛͇̫̔́̒̋̿̆͠ǫ̶̧̙̘͉̘̬̞͍̬̉̓͛̈́͐̂ͅ 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̷̡̡̩̠̤͎̪͓͉͚̀̓͝a̷̙̬̪̅̐͛̀͌̒́͂͘ć̶̘̖̫͈̮̤̠̤̠̗̉͌͒̽̾͑̇̓ͅͅͅc̷͙͇͈̮͇̳͔̳͉̩̀̆̌̓̎͌̉́̋̌̕͝ͅư̸̗̮͋͐͌̍̀̓̚̕͠r̷̡̡͍̻̬̩͕̱̺̰̖͖̂̈̽̄͊͛̎̊̈́́̚͠͝ā̴̢̏̓͘̕t̸̨̤̹̻͓̘͓̗̱̤̹͉̼̥͐̋͘ͅe̴̢̛̥̰͕̪̣̣̪̮̮̻͐̓͌̀͂̈́̈̄̀̐̇͜ͅ,̷̣̠̭̝̯͓̤͍̪̻̱͕̤̩͂͂͒͊͊̅̈́̽̈̓͠ ̷̞̞̘̣͍͍̭͇̠͓͇̥̎̊̿̒́͊͛̿͝ͅa̷̢̨̨̫̣͕̙͇͎̩͇͋̈́̑̑̉̑̔͑͋̽̀n̸̢̨̛̼̗̤̮̬̦͈͔͖̭̹͓̐̿̀͋̾͊̂̓̚ͅd̵̡̡̜̗̦͕͇̣͖͍͍̙̒͗ ̵̬͇̳͍̜̟̖̙̀̎́͒̽̽̉̿̑́͠ȇ̷̡̛̼̓̀̓̽͛̽͐̑̉̕͠f̴̧̢͉̪̮̩̽̓̌̅͘͜͝f̵̧͙͈͍͍̣͇͓͐́͂͌ͅi̶̡̨̘̜̜̩̙̗̲̽͂̍͆͐̽͂̋̅̎͘͘c̴̨̟̳̙̯̮̪̈ǐ̸̢̬͇͙͔̮͈͈͚̃̏́͑̀̈́̇̅̑̈́͝ȅ̸̡̪̖͇̝͈͍̦̪̱̫͎̣͔͕̇̎͒̈́͊̂͗̑̕n̷̘̬͛͗̈́͌̓͋̂́͋̈́͛̾̚͝t̸̨̢̠͓͇͔͈̬̬͍̲̝͈̜͌̽̀ ̶̡̧̱̼̬̟͈͍̈́͋ͅi̸̤̍n̵̢̢͍͔͕̹̪͕̜̾̾͐̃̌̊́́̀̈̀̀͘͝ ̶̢̰̠̻̥͉̫͙̗͓̣̒͂́͒̃͜â̷̢̟̲͚͚͓̗͍̳̻̻̤̣̊́͆̃̂͊̽̀̏͘͝s̸̛̝͕͍͖̅̌̈́̑̆̏͌͠͝ŝ̶̨̨̛̗͔͈̗͒͛̎͂͘̕i̴̙͉̟̣̣̩̼͉͊̊̈͗̄̈́͑̓́̊̚š̴̨͎̠̟̫̹̽̑̊̄̑̽͝t̴̼͇̟̱͚͎̺̠͙̱̐́̉̋͐͒̐̓̄͋̚i̸̥̫̜̳̦̘̼̼̺̯̱̜͎͒ṉ̶͉̻̜̜̥̜̺͔̳́̐̄͐͐͐͋̚ͅĝ̴̤̈̇̆̅̕̕͝͝ ̷̖̹̲͔̠͊̌̈ͅą̴̦̙̎̇͑̓͘ñ̵̡̛͖̯̰͍͕͌͆̓̌̎͋͘͠d̶̫̤̜̱͇̩̥͖̘͖̪̾̇͂͂̆ ̴̜̟̹̀̈̾̂̈́p̸̧̧̛̣̭̜͔͉͙̦̋̔̋̓̄̕͝͝͝ͅͅr̴̭̟̄̀͗̉ō̶̢̧͕̖͖̞̙̹̩̞͚͈v̵̡̢̧̖͇͔̩̼͔̮̫̼̼̗̭̋͒́͠į̸̛̱̥̱̻͎͇̹̫̻̘̤̪͉̇́́̾͜d̶̰͓̪̖̙͎̆͛̊͋̽̓̎̈́́̈̆͘̚͜͠i̵̧̢̛͖̝̟͎̦̽͗̀̎̿̔̓͒͘ṅ̸̨͓̅̒͑̓̈́͝͝g̷͙̩̫̿̏͝ ̸̨̛̲̙̥̜̞͍̰͎͋̅̓͋̔̓̉́̈́̎͌͂́ͅi̵̧̢̼̝̲̮̥̙̣̰̬̙̾͘n̶̪͖̞̰̓̐̈́̓f̶̧̩̞͓̳͓͇͕̮̬̯͔̌͊͐͛̅̄͒͑͑͛̊͛͠ͅȏ̸̢̡̪̮̩͍̭̟̘̣͕̫́̅́̋͋͗͌̑̑̎͘͝͝ͅr̴̛͚̻̿͑̇̈̐̍͐̑̃̍m̵̘̙̦͇̞̲̬̍̉̒a̸̖̓̅̐̈́͂t̸̤͚͕̭̝̬͚͗̒́̊͂̔̓̽͛̀̊́͒͐ị̶̧̰̟͚̣̥͈̮̞͎̈́̚̕ó̵̢̢͎̬͇̭̻͙̻̞̺̙̠̇̍͂͌̍͂̉̚͠͠ņ̷̛̭̳̞̠̮̘̠̠͉̺̟̱̒͆̏̿̓̐̾͛̑̄̈́̄͊͜͠ ̸̢͔̹̺̦̪͈͚̳̹͍͕̖͙͍͂͂̅̾͒t̷̼͎̺̐̀̿̿̒̚͝͠o̸̧͕̬̲̦̝̹͖͇̼̱̣͎̝͑̃͗̏́̏̓́̇͆͝ ̴̡̣͇̬͔͙̼͕͙̺̺̭̠͍̊͒͋̒̓̀͑̈́̾̓͝ư̵̡̡̛̘̪̱̖̱̪͍̽̎̇̽̃̉̄͑͠ş̸̛̛̮͎̝̦̯̟̩͊͒̋͑̆̎̿̏̎̄͘͜ë̴̛̲̬̠̦̤͍̱̥͇̤̠́̑̌̈́͑ř̴͇̱̒̎̍͝͝s̷̨͔̻͓͗͊̔̄ͅ ̴̢̡̻͓̫̦͈̔ͅl̸̤̮͖͎̙͓̩̾͋́͐̋͒̇̑̕i̵̡̡̖̬̦̬̟̯̣̼̦͔͔̝͊͂̅̅̓̇̀̈́͊͘͠͠k̸̰̤͆̋̂̈́́͒͂̈̔̈́͘̕͝e̷̯̲͆̈́͛͊̈́̄̍̉̕̕͜ ̷̨̟̠̹̪̣̓͘y̷̧̢͉͊̾̈̅̍̉́̋͒̃̾̀͗̈͠ơ̸̝̅͌͂̿͒̅̌͌̍͆͝͝u̵̡̧̨͙͚͕̲̲͚͔̘͌͐͊̀̊͝.̵̢̝͈̠͖͔͖͈̲͔͓͎̪͕̱̈́̐̌ ̶̯̙̖̭̟̞̩̩͉̃̽̿͝

[DragonEater70]

Granted. ChatGPT is now very accurate but is much less funny and can only discuss a limited range of subjects (namely, science and technology).

I wish I finished writing the book I started writing in 2018.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Granted. With no alterations or additions, you unceremoniously throw it out onto the internet as a "finished" work.

I wish for Jupiter to suddenly and inexplicably condense into a star.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. The Earth's orbit is disrupted as a result, ending life on this planet as we know it.

I wish to tour the world.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Granted. As previously mentioned, all life on Earth has recently ended, making for a rather lonesome and chilling experience.

I wish for a slice of pizza.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. Problem is, oleander leaves weren't supposed to be one of the toppings on your pizza...

I wish I could bike.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Granted. Much like transformers, you have the ability to transform into a panther fur upholstered motorbike.

I wish there was a Mish Mash thread for all sorts of improv games.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. Nobody plays them.

I wish the dishes would wash themselves.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Granted. The dishes run several advertising campaigns which greenwash the environmental impacts of disposable dishware.

I wish that everyone who is unfathomably wealthy would become fathomably wealthy.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. A good chunk of them are still greedy.

I wish to be a world-famous author.

[Alianna]

Granted. You're world-famous and an author, but you're not famous for your writing. You're instead famous for committing a mass murder, which you're now in prison for.

I wish for more friends.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You have so many that it's hard to maintain all of those friendships, and some get suspicious that you don't actually like them that much.

I wish I had better sleep habits.

[DragonEater70]

Granted. You now fall asleep every night at precisely 22:00, no matter what you were in thr middle of doing, and can't wake up until exactly 6:00.

I wish for a cartoon animal sidekick.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. It hates you and actively tries to sabotage everything you do.

I wish conspiracy theorists would realize how out of touch with reality some of what they believe is.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Granted. While they might realize just how out of touch their beliefs are with reality, they use this as further evidence that reality is wrong, bolstering their beliefs more.

I wish for some fish.