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Post #0 (ISO ) » Wed Apr 12, 2023 2:22 am
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by StrangerCoug » Wed Apr 12, 2023 2:22 am
International Mish Mash Month 2023 brought it back for a day, and I thought it was fun enough to revive as its own thread.
I will start by posting a wish. The next poster will grant that wish, but with a caveat or consequence that... doesn't make the original wish all that I chalked it up to be. Then that poster will follow it up with their own wish to be spoiled, and the cycle continues until everybody is bored of playing.
Let's get started:
I wish for this thread to be as successful as the last one.
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Post #1 (ISO ) » Wed Apr 12, 2023 4:42 am
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by mallowgeno » Wed Apr 12, 2023 4:42 am
(Thanks for making this, we needed this back )
Granted. This thread gets sidetracked into an indefinite discussion thread about llamas.
I wish I could live on the moon
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Post #2 (ISO ) » Wed Apr 12, 2023 5:18 am
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by StrangerCoug » Wed Apr 12, 2023 5:18 am
Granted. You forget your spacesuit and suffocate.
I wish to be out of credit card debt.
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Post #3 (ISO ) » Wed Apr 12, 2023 5:40 am
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by Farren » Wed Apr 12, 2023 5:40 am
Granted. Your debt is purchased by a local crime syndicate.
I wish I had a pet llama.
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Post #4 (ISO ) » Wed Apr 12, 2023 7:03 am
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by StrangerCoug » Wed Apr 12, 2023 7:03 am
Granted. It's dead.
I wish to be more productive at work.
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Post #5 (ISO ) » Wed Apr 12, 2023 9:54 am
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by Gregor M. Silverclaw » Wed Apr 12, 2023 9:54 am
Granted. While being productive at work, you injure yourself severely and are now bedbound.
I wish for this wish to not be fulfilled.
If the only path forward is difficult, it's still better than none. I'll meet you there.
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Post #6 (ISO ) » Wed Apr 12, 2023 11:01 am
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by StrangerCoug » Wed Apr 12, 2023 11:01 am
Granted. Your wish must instead suffer not getting what it wants.
I wish my dream keyboard didn't cost an arm and a leg.
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Post #7 (ISO ) » Wed Apr 12, 2023 2:55 pm
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by mallowgeno » Wed Apr 12, 2023 2:55 pm
Granted. You lose both your arms and now have your dream keyboard!
I wish I was better at hiding bodies
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Post #8 (ISO ) » Wed Apr 12, 2023 3:18 pm
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by Gregor M. Silverclaw » Wed Apr 12, 2023 3:18 pm
Granted. You now hide your bodies under the police station instead of in them.
I wish for a sword.
If the only path forward is difficult, it's still better than none. I'll meet you there.
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Post #9 (ISO ) » Thu Apr 13, 2023 12:41 am
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by StrangerCoug » Thu Apr 13, 2023 12:41 am
Granted. You are decapitated with it.
I wish my cat would stop waking me up every morning for breakfast.
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Post #10 (ISO ) » Thu Apr 13, 2023 5:56 am
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by Alianna » Thu Apr 13, 2023 5:56 am
Granted. Your job switches to night shift and the cat wakes you up every evening for breakfast.
I wish to roll SK in my next game.
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Post #11 (ISO ) » Thu Apr 13, 2023 8:15 am
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by biancospino » Thu Apr 13, 2023 8:15 am
Granted. Your first victim is a Reflexive Psychiatrist.
I wish for infinite wishes.
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Post #12 (ISO ) » Thu Apr 13, 2023 8:48 am
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by Farren » Thu Apr 13, 2023 8:48 am
Granted. But you must make all your wishes before any more are granted; no leftovers allowed.
I wish for a greater understanding of social behavior.
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Post #13 (ISO ) » Thu Apr 13, 2023 8:52 am
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by StrangerCoug » Thu Apr 13, 2023 8:52 am
Granted. It still makes no logical sense to you since people do not always behave logically.
I wish the USPS would drop off packages at my doorstep. It's a gated apartment community.
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Post #14 (ISO ) » Thu Apr 13, 2023 6:01 pm
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by Silverclaw » Thu Apr 13, 2023 6:01 pm
Granted. The packages all arrive damaged and broken.
I wish for a good night's rest.
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Post #15 (ISO ) » Thu Apr 13, 2023 9:46 pm
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by Ethel » Thu Apr 13, 2023 9:46 pm
Granted. You sleep so deeply that you don't even get woken by all the noise the burglars make.
I wish to learn necromancy.
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Post #16 (ISO ) » Fri Apr 14, 2023 1:33 am
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by StrangerCoug » Fri Apr 14, 2023 1:33 am
Granted. You bring Jeffrey Dahmer back to life. I... kinda wish that person stayed dead...
I wish Ethel did not revive Jeffrey Dahmer.
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Post #17 (ISO ) » Fri Apr 14, 2023 2:23 am
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by Ethel » Fri Apr 14, 2023 2:23 am
Granted. You travel back in time and stop me from exercising my necromancy, but you also meet yourself and inadvertently break the space-time continuum, thus destroying the entire universe.
I wish I had a friendly dragon.
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Post #18 (ISO ) » Fri Apr 14, 2023 3:35 am
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by StrangerCoug » Fri Apr 14, 2023 3:35 am
Granted. It takes up a lot of space in your house, and you don't have the proper resources to care for it. It's friendly, all right, but feels a bit uncared for from you.
I wish to be married to a beautiful wife.
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Post #19 (ISO ) » Fri Apr 14, 2023 4:08 am
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by Ethel » Fri Apr 14, 2023 4:08 am
Granted. You're married to Scarlett Johansson, but she's so busy that you barely get to spend any time with each other and you will get divorced within two years.
I wish to be able to control the weather.
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Post #20 (ISO ) » Fri Apr 14, 2023 6:02 am
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by StrangerCoug » Fri Apr 14, 2023 6:02 am
Granted. You make it sunny 24/7/365, not realizing you're creating a worldwide drought.
I wish for the negative effects of climate change to be permanently reversed.
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Post #21 (ISO ) » Fri Apr 14, 2023 5:25 pm
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by Merlyn » Fri Apr 14, 2023 5:25 pm
Granted. It takes 1,000 years and humanity has long since found a different way to off themselves.
I wish I would ace my next three classes.
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Post #22 (ISO ) » Sat Apr 15, 2023 1:32 am
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by Ethel » Sat Apr 15, 2023 1:32 am
Granted. You hire a russian mobster who threatens your teachers into giving you perfect grades, but when he asks for more money than you can give him, you have to flee to South America.
I wish I was bulletproof, like Superman.
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Post #23 (ISO ) » Sat Apr 15, 2023 2:36 am
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by StrangerCoug » Sat Apr 15, 2023 2:36 am
Granted. You can still die other ways, and you get run over by an eighteen-wheeler.
I wish for caffeine.
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Post #24 (ISO ) » Sat Apr 15, 2023 1:33 pm
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by Alianna » Sat Apr 15, 2023 1:33 pm
Granted. The caffeine is extracted via the process in
this video .
I wish it would snow.
I townread Alianna.
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