Spoil a Wish II

[Jake The Wolfie]

Granted. It tastes.. fleshlike. While you can't confirm that it isn't a certain MS user, you also can't rule it out.

I wish that you would stop twisting my words, damnit!

[light_ganski]

Granted. You lose the ability to speak, or communicate at all, leaving you without words to twist.

I wish my feet didn't hurt

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. Your head hurts instead.

I wish I could have food teleported to me.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Granted. You were the one who they teleported bread to for 3 days.

I wish for a scarf made of a radioactive nucleotide of gold

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. That explains how you got 100 mSv of radiation so quickly.

I wish for a change of pace.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Okay Mr. Coug.

Gimmie some fish.

[StrangerCoug]

*gives you poisonous fish*

I wish for Jake the Wolfie to eat the poisonous fish

[Jake The Wolfie]

*nom nom nom*
Ooo, Fugi! How did you know it's poison was my favorite!! It's like what wasabi is to hot sauce, very spicy.

I wiah for more of this fish, immediately!

[DragonEater70]

You receive more of the fish but it's not poisoned

I wish I had a safe trip to the moon and back, for free.

[light_ganski]

Granted. The trip is safe, per se, only your spaceship breaks down and you get stranded on the moon for 35 years before anyone gives you a lift back

I wish for a completely normal sandwich with absolutely no nasty surprises

[DragonEater70]

Granted. You eat it but you're still hungry, and all shops in a 20-mile radius are closed.

I wish light_ganski wasn't hungry anymore.

[Alianna]

Granted. I force-feed her Nutraloaf.

I wish I had the answers to my identity crisis.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Granted. You learn that, no, in fact, there exist no answers to your identity crisis.

I wish for your best artistic depiction of spiderman.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. I burn it before you ever get to see it.

I wish I could afford velvet couches.

[light_ganski]

Granted. You spend all your money developing a craven addiction to hording velvet couches

I wish for a nice outcome to this wish

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. It's also kinda boring.

I wish to find a buyer for all these velvet couches I can't fit in my apartment.

[RH9]

Granted. Unfortunately the buyer also wants to buy every piece of furniture in your apartment, not only the couches.

I wish one of my acquaintances knew how I truly felt about him.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Granted. Such a tragedy then, to find that he does not feel the same for you.

I wish for a Brand. Neeww. Caaaaarrr!!

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. It gets vandalized overnight the first time you park it on your driveway.

I wish for storage shelves.

[light_ganski]

Granted. They collapse and your stuff spills all over the floor

I wish for Jake the Wolfie's vandalised car to be fixed

[RH9]

Granted. The mechanic gives the fixed car to you instead of Jake.
I wish for a good night's sleep.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You never wake up from it.

I wish to learn how to flambé.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Granted. You are able to perfectly flambé any substance. This goes terribly wrong after you decide to flambé an explosive substance by misteak.

I wish to let people know that I will never post in any necroposting game that I haven't already posted in.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. They hack into your account and post in necroposting games you haven't posted in to make it look like you've played them before.

I wish I never had writer's block.

[light_ganski]

Granted. You hate everything you write.

I wish RH9 could wake up.