Spoil a Wish II
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
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Granted. You're under arrest for the murder of Thomas Midgley, Jr.
I wish it were easier to learn Japanese.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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granted, but japan officially switches to a new, even more difficult language as soon as you finish learning it.
I wish the wish after this one is corrupted twice.THIS POST IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT.-
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
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Granted. You are accused of getting whoever that is banned from Mish Mash for spamming.
I wish for this wish to be corrupted only once.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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Jake The Wolfie he/theyMafia Scumhe/they
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We are unable to fulfill this wish at this time due to the wish being corrupted in memory. We apologize for this inconvinience.
I wish for more green circuits (I keep running out of them because blue circuits keep eating them, the bastards.)Show"I'm sorry that you put asbestos in your coffee."
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vonflare doot
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granted, biters eat all your oil refineries so you have no more sulfuric acid to make blue circuits, causing a massive backup of unused green circuits.
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
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Granted. You are subjected to unethical experiments on this ability that put your life in danger.
I wish for vonflare to survive these unethical experiments.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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Jake The Wolfie he/theyMafia Scumhe/they
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Granted. Due to the aforementioned total destruction of my oil refineries by those biters those bastards, the experiments are lengthened due to multiple critical lacks of materials including explosives, plastics, and batteries. The projected timeline of the experiments are lengthened by decades, giving vonflare multiple years to recover after each test.
I wish that there were more bunnies per square mile.Show"I'm sorry that you put asbestos in your coffee."
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
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...despite those being the biters that ate all your oil refineries? OK, granted. Good luck building those refineries back.
I wish to help control the bunny population.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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Jake The Wolfie he/theyMafia Scumhe/they
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Granted. We ramp up the pollution production, choking out many millions of bunnies (and annoying the biters.)
I wish that I could just build the damn rocket alreadyShow"I'm sorry that you put asbestos in your coffee."
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
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Granted. The rocket explodes when you try to launch it.
I wish I didn't have writer's block.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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Jake The Wolfie he/theyMafia Scumhe/they
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Granted, you now have something much worse, the inability to see your work as anything other than a bunch of crappy patchwork poorly masquerading as a story.
I wish I hadmoregreen circuits. Modules are eating all of my circuits god damnit!Show"I'm sorry that you put asbestos in your coffee."
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
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Granted, but you still don't have enough of them. Someone botched your order for them and gave you mostly red circuits.
I wish to figure out what to do with the red circuits.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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light_ganski she/herMafia Scumshe/her
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Granted. You use the red circuits to build a mecha, which crushes you.
I wish I was better paid.A work in progress
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"The philosophers have hitherto only interpreted the world, in various ways; the point, however, is to change it".-
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
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Granted. You make 1¢ more an hour than you currently do. The extra $20.80 a year (give or take) doesn't have any appreciable effect on your financial situation.
I wish I had a more social life.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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Jake The Wolfie he/theyMafia Scumhe/they
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Granted. It'll be sad to see you leave the red shores of MafiaScum, but sometimes we must say goodbye to the calm waters of home to explore the deep blue rapids of-
Man, you look awful. The sea didn't treat you that well, did it?
I wish that it were revealed to me that my life was merely an analogy for Plato's Cave, and that I saw reality for what it really was.Show"I'm sorry that you put asbestos in your coffee."
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DragonEater70 He/HimJack of All TradesHe/Him
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Granted, but that means you're abducted by aliens who perform painful brain surgery on you in order to be able to see reality for what it is, and after that you can never rejoin human society.
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
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Granted. They get taken advantage of more often as a result.
I wish I had the money down to buy a house.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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DragonEater70 He/HimJack of All TradesHe/Him
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Nooooo why would you do that to me
I will get REVENGE
Granted. You HAD the money to buy a house. For one minute. Then a robber came, shot your entire family dead, and took the money.
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
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Granted. Now that it's overdue and the deadline has passed, your job is on your line. You've got some explaining to do with your boss...
I wish my cat liked her carrier better.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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Jake The Wolfie he/theyMafia Scumhe/they
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Granted. She loves the outside of it a hell of a lot better than any other part.
I wish for the bees.Show"I'm sorry that you put asbestos in your coffee."
"All dictionaries aught to have one typo."
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
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Granted. They attack and kill you.
I wish to be about 10 years younger.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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light_ganski she/herMafia Scumshe/her
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Granted. As you age backwards, you forget the entirety of the last ten years.
I wish I could speak fluent Polish.A work in progress
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"The philosophers have hitherto only interpreted the world, in various ways; the point, however, is to change it".-
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
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Granted. You lose all understanding of English.
I wish I were more athletic.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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Jake The Wolfie he/theyMafia Scumhe/they
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Granted. You transform into an anthropomorphic cougar, but without the opposable thumbs, or the coding skills.
I wish that it were possible to observe the universe at different timescales.Show"I'm sorry that you put asbestos in your coffee."
"All dictionaries aught to have one typo."
Here's some text to break up all the links in my sig.
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light_ganski she/herMafia Scumshe/her
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Granted. Your consciousness is trapped, immortal, in a computer, observing the universe eternally without rest but never being able to interact with it.
I wish I had a slice of cake right nowA work in progress
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"The philosophers have hitherto only interpreted the world, in various ways; the point, however, is to change it".
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