Spoil a Wish II

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. The reason he couldn't wake up in the first place is because he was dead. Religious fanatics claim that you are a witch for bringing him back to life and they burn you at the stake. Guess who's dead instead?

I wish for more people to sign up for my game.

[DragonEater70]

Granted. Every single site user, including alts, signs up for your game. Enjoy the modding nightmare.

I wish the curse was broken and I could win as operative in Codenames.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You are accused of cheating and banned from the game.

I wish I could afford to buy a house.

[DragonEater70]

Granted. You inherit a sum of money large enough to buy a house. All your distant relatives are jealous and claim that you need to give them part of the money, starting a legal battle against you.

I wish I was unbanned.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. By then you are dead.

I wish for chocolate cake.

[DragonEater70]

Granted. It's a

poisoned

chocolate cake, though.

I wish to live for 24 hours inside a movie of my choice and then go back to the real world with no negative consequences.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Granted. Your choices are The Matrix, Inception, or TeneT. This will likely be the longest 24 hours you'll ever experience with nothing to show for it.

I wish for "some rope"

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You are strangled with it.

I wish to stop stressing over everything.

[TowelOfTerror]

Granted. Everyone else in the entire world is instead stressed over everything and they always take it out on you, because whenever you're around, you're always the most chill guy in the room.

I wish everyone homeless person wasn't homeless anymore.

[DragonEater70]

Granted. They take over your neighborhood, including your own house, and you are left homeless instead.

I wish my computer's GPU was working.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. Your computer's motherboard isn't. Doesn't do your GPU much good, now does it?

I wish politicians were less corrupt.