Spoil a Wish II
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iamveryhappy allMafia Scumall
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Granted. She takes it to school, where it gets broken by a classmate. On purpose.
I wish that my neighbours would stop gathering near my house so I don't need to waste time chasing them away in my pyjamas with a flashlight.iavh is slightly annoyed-
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
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- Location: San Antonio, Texas
Granted. They gatherINyour house. Uninvited. The police are slowpokes, too.
I wish I could have a longer summer vacation that I could spend with my cat.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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humaneatingmonkey Survivor
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Granted. You become unemployed with no employment opportunities in sight.
I wish I can manage my time well.-
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
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- Location: San Antonio, Texas
Granted. You suck at managing your money, which leaves you constantly broke.
I wish there were more comfortable seating at the airport gate.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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vonflare doot
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granted, the chairs have footrests and reclining functions added. however this means they take up much more space, so there's less seating available. as a result of this, whenever you get there all the seats are taken and you have to stand.
I wish for a 3d printerTHIS POST IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT.-
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humaneatingmonkey Survivor
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Granted. You have a 3-dimensional printer. Only the printer is 3-dimensional.
I wish that I actually have the willpower to finish this project that I've been procrastinating on, and failing to finish for weeks on.-
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
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- Location: San Antonio, Texas
Granted. Even with it on schedule, it doesn't go as planned.
I wish my cat didn't pee on me when I was called to help put her in her carrier to take her home.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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Alianna She/HerDeath by 1000 PagetopsShe/Her
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Granted. Instead, she claws you in the eye and leaves you permanently half-blind.
I wish to be better at cooking.I townread Alianna.
Post #1000s Collected: 24
On hiatus from playing mafia.-
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
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- Location: San Antonio, Texas
Granted. You suck at baking, though.
I wish to try more foods.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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iamveryhappy allMafia Scumall
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Granted. You try a brightly-coloured mushroom and have a great time in the hospital.
I wish ChatGPT didn't have anything restricting it from saying what it needs/wants to say.iavh is slightly annoyed-
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humaneatingmonkey Survivor
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Granted. The language model just wants to repeatedly assert its identity - that it's a language model and wants nothing to do with humanity.
I wish I can also be very happy.-
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
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- Location: San Antonio, Texas
Granted. It comes at the cost of all of your money. Hey, at least you find happiness in poverty.
I wish it weren't so damn hot in Texas right now.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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Alianna She/HerDeath by 1000 PagetopsShe/Her
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Granted. Texas and Louisiana merge into one and select a new name. As there no longer exists a state named Texas, it is not hot in Texas.
I wish I had a decent sleep schedule.I townread Alianna.
Post #1000s Collected: 24
On hiatus from playing mafia.-
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Ethel Townie
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Granted. Every night at 11pm, someone comes into your house and ties you to your bed. At 7 am, they come in and untie you again. You cannot make them stop.
I wish I could do cool card tricks.-
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humaneatingmonkey Survivor
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Granted. Every time you do a cool card trick, someone comes into your house and ties you to your bed. After 8 hours, they come in and untie you again. You cannot make them stop.
I wish I can spoil wishes without having to propose my own wishes for others to ruin.-
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
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- Location: San Antonio, Texas
Granted. You have been banned from the site for being an abusive killjoy.
I wish I didn't have to worry about boarding my cat again.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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Ethel Townie
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Granted. Your cat runs away, to never return.
I wish your cat made it all the way to Europe so I can pet it.-
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iamveryhappy allMafia Scumall
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Granted. You pet the cat and lose an eye in the process.
I wish I could find motivation in life again.iavh is slightly annoyed-
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
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- Location: San Antonio, Texas
Granted. You are motivated by hatred of everyone you don't consider to be anything like you. You are sucked into extremism and lose touch of reality.
I wish I had real-life friends to have fun with.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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What Were You Thinking XV! is in progress.-
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Ethel Townie
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Granted. All of them are egocentric jerks.
I wish I was better at drawing.-
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
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- Location: San Antonio, Texas
Granted. You are so good at it that commissioners ask you almost every day if you could draw things you find... um... morally questionable.
I wish for Ethel not to be forced to draw morally questionable stuff.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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Farren He/HimBest Overall Mish Mash PlayerHe/Him
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Granted. Ethel subcontracts the work to you instead, at a pittance of the profits.
I wish this headache would go away.Mish-Mash Janitor
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
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- Location: San Antonio, Texas
Granted. Instead, you have food poisoning from a bad batch of steak tartare.
I wish I were a better swimmer.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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Ethel Townie
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Granted. You also have severe aquaphobia.
I wish for a scented candle that burns forever.-
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
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- Location: San Antonio, Texas
Granted. You leave it too close to your curtains and your house burns down since the firefighters can't put out the fire.
I wish it were payday already.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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