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I fell into the chess rabbit hole. Now you will fall under my extensive knowledge of the Bongcloud.
First to reply to this post/make a move is my opponent.
lands on 1, I'm white.
lands on 2, I'm black.

Edit: I found out I don't know how to use the dice command

In post 0, iamveryhappy wrote: I fell into the chess rabbit hole. Now you will fall under my extensive knowledge of the Bongcloud.
First to reply to this post/make a move is my opponent.
lands on 1, I'm white.
lands on 2, I'm black.

Original Roll String: 1d2 (STATIC)

1 2-Sided Dice: (2) = 2

Edit: I found out I don't know how to use the dice command

I'll play you. Dice roll would be fine, but is invalidated since you edited the post so here's a new one.

1 = you're white
2 = I'm white

I'm white.

1.d4

good luck!
1.d4 d5
god I don't know whether to play Nf6 or d5
but I like d5
I swear if this is the london

Well, now I'm tempted to play the London just to troll... but nah.

1.d4 d5 2.c4

1.d4 d5 2.c4 e6
Declined.

1.d4 d5 2.c4 e6 3.Nc3

I'm a fan of the classics.

1.d4 d5 2.c4 e6 3.Nc3 c5
Tarrasch is fun if you know what you’re doing

1.d4 d5 2.c4 e6 3.Nc3 c5 4.cxd5

I definitely do not know what I'm doing in the Tarrasch but this looks right.

1.d4 d5 2.c4 e6 3.Nc3 c5 4.cxd5 exd5
Unfortunately this variation is considered inferior for white. The corect thing to do according to Tarrasch was to keep the tension and wait for a good opportunity to take, as white will be left with an isolated d-pawn and if 5.e3 is played that doesn't really strike at the center.

I mean, it seems no worse than equal after

1.d4 d5 2.c4 e6 3.Nc3 c5 4.cxd5 exd5 5.dxc5

to me.

I was messing with you, this is the main line dw

1.d4 d5 2.c4 e6 3.Nc3 c5 4.cxd5 exd5 5.dxc5 Bxc5

1.d4 d5 2.c4 e6 3.Nc3 c5 4.cxd5 exd5 5.dxc5 Bxc5 6.Qxd5 Qxd5 7.Nxd5 Na6 8.e4 Ne7 9.Bxa6 Nxd5
Interesting. I get the bishop pair, but you have a better pawn structure and a slight lead in development. I can see this being better for white, shoulda played something like 5. … Nf6 instead of 5. … Bxc5

Uh... that's not quite what happens.

1.d4 d5 2.c4 e6 3.Nc3 c5 4.cxd5 exd5 5.dxc5 Bxc5 6.Qxd5 Qxd5 7.Nxd5 Na6 8.e4 Ne7 9.Bxa6 Nxd5 10.Bb5+

The most annoying move would have probably been 5...d4, I end up okay but with an awkwardly placed knight on the rim.

1.d4 d5 2.c4 e6 3.Nc3 c5 4.cxd5 exd5 5.dxc5 Bxc5 6.Qxd5 Qxd5 7.Nxd5 Na6 8.e4 Ne7 9.Bxa6 Nxd5 10.Bb5 Bd7

premove Kxd7, I hate german words in chess

or is it italian

1.d4 d5 2.c4 e6 3.Nc3 c5 4.cxd5 exd5 5.dxc5 Bxc5 6.Qxd5 Qxd5 7.Nxd5 Na6 8.e4 Ne7 9.Bxa6 Nxd5 10.Bb5 Bd7 11.Bxd7 Kxd7 12.exd5

I like the German word better but that's just because it's fun to say.