Scumleague Fantasy Football 2023 (Game Over)

[D3f3nd3r]

L1 playoffs are set - Kdowns versus Pabs, LLD versus Kilga in the first round. Winners face me and Pooky respectively in the semis. In the battle to avoid relegation it's PEG vs. Yiley and Tally vs. Peta, winners face Superbowl and Poker in the win-and-ins.

L2 has one week left before their four-term playoff: PJ has clinched the first spot with Riven, Racefan, Gamma, Reck, and Infinity all at 8-6 or 7-7 in a battle for the other three spots.

[D3f3nd3r]

Also shoutout to Yahoo's draft day projections for thinking I'd go 2-12 when I went 12-2

[PokerFace]

Yahoo draft day predictions are about as accurate as Mel Kiper

[Infinity 324]

I cannot believe i am still in this

[PokerFace]

Here are regular season standings for league 1 for anyone that wants to see those

Spoiler:

[Gammagooey]

uh I did not watch the game the Raiders scored HOW MANY points?

[Gammagooey]

Barring any >4 point stat corrections, the League 2 playoffs look like:
1st seed PJ/Audio's Awesome Team (10-5) vs 4th seed Riven/Te Newb (8-7)

2nd

3rd seed Gammagooey/Gamma's Gremlins (9-6) vs

3rd

2nd seed Racefan12/Rolling Thunder (9-6)

Infinity/the regenerating limbs lost to PJ in the last game to stay at 6th, and Reck/Here so i won’t get fined won against Riven to be at 8-7, but I believe loses tiebreakers to Riven - they're both 3-3 in Division 1, but Riven has about 75 total season points scored over Reck.

edit: switched the seeding of me & Racefan, I'm division leader since I went 5-1 in Division 2 but Racefan has more points scored so they're seeded higher than me

[Kilgamayan]

The two games in the first round of the L1 playoffs were decided by 1.44 points and 0.06 point. Playoff football, so exciting!

Playoff semis are Pablito @ D3f and myself @ Pooky, with LLD and Kdowns the tough-luck eliminations. Relegation-dodging semis are peg @ Superbowl and Talitha @ Poker, with peta and Yiley eliminated. Subplots include Pooky looking for revenge for the Leonard Fournette trade last year, and the relegation foretold in this post not coming to fruition.

[PokerFace]

uh I did not watch the game the Raiders scored HOW MANY points?

Yes you could say the chargers defense was a little Stale. Bellicheck could be their new coach next year though I am not sure if he will work from a culture stand point

[PokerFace]

Petapan and yiley have fallen. Tally plays me and PEG plays owls in relegation bracket.

Pablito plays D3f3nd3r and Pooky plays Kilga in winners. Bird and Kdowns fight over 5th

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

GOOD LUCK KILGA

[Kilgamayan]

GOOD LUCK POOKY

[PokerFace]

So how am I doing in fantasy this week? Well i can give you 6 reasons why things are not going well. One is an injured running back. Another is an injured kicker. And the final 4 reasons are also why i will have trouble filling out a roster next week, 4 injured wide receivers. Can I get a medic for Xmas over here!

[D3f3nd3r]

Pooky and I take the L1 semifinals and will face off for the championship next week. Pabs and Kilga are going for third.

Tally and Superbowl win their relegation matchups, meaning it’s Poker versus Peg for the last spot in L1 next year.

[Gammagooey]

Racefan/Rolling Thunder and PJ/Audio's Awesome Team make it to the finals in L2!

[petapan]

rip

[PokerFace]

I will be joining the relegated crew. Lamar jackson kicking my but today. I would wish he not a raven, but then would Flacco be a brown? At least I can root for Cleveland through the nfl playoffs this year

[Gammagooey]

Rolling Thunder/Racefan has absolutely dominated the League 2 Playoffs with a score of 144.88 last round and 158.24 this round to win the league!

I lost the 3rd/4th place matchup to Te Newb/Riven 95.80 vs 114.12 - Philadelphia's main point scorers falling flat the last few weeks was v. rough, I had D'Andre Swift and AJ Brown on my roster this week but even switching out my best possible bench I'd only get up to 113.

[racefan12]

Celebrated my championship by playing 5 hours of Apples to Apples with my family

[D3f3nd3r]

I got there in the L1 finals by about 2.5 points in a battle where both Pooky and I had our last 7 players going at the same time in the 1pm game window. Pablito got the bronze, and Peg put up 158 to beat Poker and secure a spot in L1 next year.

The historical results spreadsheet should be updated with full results from both leagues this year. I’ll post the full promotion order when I get back home in a couple days, but in the meantime it can be worked out from the list in the second post.

Thanks everyone for a great season - I am on the fence about whether or not I’ll come back to run things next year (though I definitely plan on playing), so keep your eyes open next summer in case someone else makes the thread! In the meantime, if anyone has suggestions for next year’s rules poll feel free to make them here.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

gg defender

shouldve stuck with flacco instead of going with the hot new thing

[Kcdaspot]

>8th place overall

>still shock 2 teams to win the consolation bracket

WASSUP BITCHES

[Talitha]

Last place in regular season but didn't get relegated, yahooo. What do we say to the god of death? Not today...