Micro 1089: the coalition, again [game over]

[fireisredsir]

my page 5 reads are also better than my page 100 reads tbh so i don't really agree that making them is ridiculous

hellbooks is actually town. this sucks now our outside the coalition fun car is suboptimal for winning the game

connecting these two posts with a for when im making seven paragraph long walls on page 100 begging you to lim me

i think this iso is actually like 3x funnier knowing she's scum

how does she do it

it's amazing

[hellbooks]

vote: fire is red sir

letting the propaganda wash over me and clear my skin

[hellbooks]

i hope datisi considers that a valid vote

[hellbooks]

STRONG preference for using vote tags.... alright then... VOTE: fire is red sir

[hellbooks]

i think we've found out the secret to my alignment which is "are the posts funnier if im town or scum"
for example this post is funnier if im town

[hellbooks]

there are probably several hundred posts in my iso that are funnier if im scum so can we get the deadline extended for about a month so i can get started on correcting the record

[hellbooks]

so im rereading a little bit (yes i know i said i wasnt going to do that) and can someone PLEASE explain what wim means i'm literally begging any of you

[fireisredsir]

"want it more" idk where the term came from

but its like how much willingness you have to put effort into the thread basically

[fireisredsir]

You should approach all of my posts with a "death of the author" attitude (by which i mean you should read them and think "wow the author of this post should get limmed")

i think this one is funny either way but i laughed more when reading it just now than i did previously so we're counting it towards scum sorry

[fireisredsir]

was kind of looking back on my iso to go stand and look at my jokes with arms akimbo like a dad looking at his backyard or smth and its a pretty light and fun read which is so awesome for if someone is like "ughhhh ok so i have to go and look at people's multipage isos" in elo and im part of people

same goes for this one

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why does each letter have its own color tag

how did you do this

i thought there were just like 8 or 9 different colors in there

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Code: Select all

[color=#FF00FF][/color]

that allows you to specify a hexcode for the color. with that said i have no idea how hellbooks did that

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hellbooks this is an unfair question but what's the thing that i could (re)read that would be most likely to convince me you're town

[hellbooks]

hmmmm
heres some options for you

1) you seemed to like the big silly wall i made on d1 but maybe you turned a bit sour on that because the consensus is that scum me would also make that for silly
2) ask to be let into the scum pt upon which it would be evident that im not in it, but thats not really up to me
3) surely somewhere in wuthering heights is something that somehow miraculously and awesomely townspews me
4) idk maybe like the last few pages of isis's iso or something, i remember feeling a little bit like i was kind of in my Town Teamwork jam whenever i was talking to isis on days 2 and 3. i guess this is the only serious answer i have for you. except for that the other 3 are also varying degrees of serious. and if you actually follow this suggestion youre gonna look at it and be like "hmm. actually hellbooks did literally nothing here"

then to be fairhanded here are some options for things you could read that would be most likely to convince you that im scum

1) literally anything said by fireisredsir in ELO
2) skitter's iso seems like a good bet
3) you could reread where i made the scum strategy guide and easily see how my attitude this game is a fit
4) my most recent post where i alluded to rereading the game and then didnt follow up on that at all

[hellbooks]

patient high school tutor voice: ok so we have two people who said they'd kill hellbooks. meanwhile hellbooks would kill isis. and hellbooks is still alive, while isis is not. so what does that mean?

you should reread this post and fire's lack of direct response to it (i will not be placing this into either category)

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i appreciate you

[hellbooks]

while we're at the appreciation stage i also want to express appreciation to fireisredsir for explaining wim to me

[Infinity 324]

footnote six struck me as really truthful and towny but now that I try to post about it its actually 100% postable from the scum win condition with no issues and I guess it's even scummy on average that the post isn't about other things

this is how i feel about the whole post

[hellbooks]

i had the thought to let the lesbian wall bbcode be one of lifes great mysteries but given that you explained wim to me i owe it to you to say that there are tools online where you can paste a post into a box and select a color gradient starting and ending color and it just does it automatically for you

[Infinity 324]

ooh fun

[fireisredsir]

patient high school tutor voice: ok so we have two people who said they'd kill hellbooks. meanwhile hellbooks would kill isis. and hellbooks is still alive, while isis is not. so what does that mean?

you should reread this post and fire's lack of direct response to it (i will not be placing this into either category)

what's funny is my internal response to that, which didn't pass the bar to make it onto the page, was "this means that scum lie" bc i thought you were probably town at the time

[Infinity 324]

hellbooks being scum and winning this game would be a cool story but it's got nothing on isis being scum and winning this game

[hellbooks]

let's keep "cool stories" to the library dimension

[Infinity 324]

the library dimension is too similar to our dimension i want a new library dimension

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i'm scum with isis