when the game ends the folks in the dead pt had better be ready with orange slices and a big barrel of gatorade for when the three of us exhaustedly walk off the field arm-in-arm. then after wards we can all climb into my minivan and go to the nearest pizza place
In post 3465, hellbooks wrote:
lets explore the wutheringness of a skitbooks theory where theres a trolley coming towards her and my pre-coal vote is the lever
I don't really understand this post but it's beautiful
In post 102, hellbooks wrote:
propositions i have made for this game and their respective statuses
1. complimenting me about the library dimension - unfulfilled. clearly everyone hates this so much its unreal except for maybe tris
2. shea should use vp baltars avatar -
fulfilled!!!!
great success. led to one of the most scary and befuddling moments of mafia history.
3. skitter should use my avatar - un fulfilled. she hated this so much its un real
4. heal and vote same person like how people slap and kiss each other in movies - unfilfilled. everyone hated this a lot to an unreal extent
5. coalition should play a subgame of dethy - havent gotten to that point yet but i just bet youre not gonna do it huh. [extremely pissed off and guilting stare]
very inauspicious. will keep this in mind in the future when trying to get my mislims through . hmph! Bye.
In post 219, Isis wrote:
I keep remembering to re attribute all of VPBs posts to Shea
And then thinking vbp is scummy because he has egoed but not made any contributions yet. Since I like mentally took them away to gice them to Shea but didn't take them away in the sense of him being part of this game
In post 277, hellbooks wrote:
HELLBOOKS' STRATEGY TO PLAYING THE PERFECT SCUM GAME: the only guide you'll ever need
coming to mafia discussion subforum near you!!!
1. arrive with the loss already engraved in your heart. rid yourself of the desire to "win." reach enlightenment. watch as your scumrange stretches to infinity. remember, the first nightkill any mafia must make is that of their own fear.
2. you should try and intersperse reads and game relevant moments in between spamming lots of fun posts. the former is especially important because otherwise people will become suspicious and they will try to alleviate their suspicion by assigning you "tasks" such as giving your opinion on things or reading peoples isos and coming back with a little book report on it. you want to avoid "tasks" at all costs
3. hope that edman hits some good dingers out there (this step, i admit, is rather case-specific.)
4. ???
5. ehm.... lose to baltar in elo, i guess? idk, i havent rly gotten further than that
the best thing about the minivan is it fits ALL of the people in the game. it doesn't just fit 5. seriously. who invented coalitions that that only fit 5. this site really has become too cliquey
also hi
In post 143, fireisredsir wrote:
i think that isis could talk about how she's scum as scum and you could talk about how you're scum as scum but the two of you would do it in different ways and for very different reasons
maybe those differences are unimportant though
its not the saying she's scum part. that's like a really fun thing to say regardless of alignment. it's that as scum, the perspective of seeing someone and knowing they are town isn't remarkable. its such an inventive combination of thought patterns, that i don't think would occur to her as scum.
