Micro 1089: the coalition, again [scum PT]

[hellbooks]

excusez mon francais but i am literally going to cock up this elo so hard and everyones gonna point and laugh at me

[hellbooks]

the desperation of wanting to win this game has really started openly leaking out huh
lets try and get rid of that with some breathing exercises or something

[hellbooks]

i guess its really more the desperation of not wanting to lose in such a sad little way
where everyone is like awwwww she twied her best
because then id feel like i need to just leave mafia for greener, more dignified pastures
maybe one with horses

[hellbooks]

the first reason is that I can really easily imagine her going muahaha post game after I misvote

i dispute this... post game i think id try and come out of character and be like "ggs, ggs"
no.... youre right, i might have to get out a couple muahahas

[hellbooks]

i guess i should see if that's something you do as town. it feels like it would be but im not sure

if it isnt lets have this be a learning moment
to do it more as town i mean
new guy invented, guy who is like "i should act more like my scum meta as town" instead of the other way round

[hellbooks]

and there's a lot of little moments that whenever i look at them i think "oh come on scum wouldn't have really done that would they"

would really want fire to tell me at least 2 or 3 of these moments so i can bask in them

[hellbooks]

uaghhghhhhhhhh

my doing a groan in the thread scum meta tell

this is me "lampshading" (as fire put it) something that im worried is genuinely true so let me make sure to sneak in a couple of those in my next town game (and my next scum game to make fire think im sneaking them into a town game)

[hellbooks]

its so unbelievable how much fun this game instantly became again now that everyones shortposting

[hellbooks]

infinity is making me insanely scared right now

[hellbooks]

just going to fully leap into whatever trap theyve constructed for me

[hellbooks]

As sure as ive ever been about anything in my life

infinity: well thats not what you said earlier. VOTE: HELLBOOKS BANGG!!!!!

[hellbooks]

have i literally ever had a 3 page iso in my shit life

[hellbooks]

definitely going back and chuckling sensibly at these two posts

honestly i gotta work too i am literally so busy with work so maybe skitter and i have to go and be hades and hades

isis and skitter are being like persephone and persephone

[hellbooks]

that post is manipulative to an extent that i really want to not be covered by my scumrange but i gritted my teeth and made it anyway sorry

[hellbooks]

i hope i gt scumread for it that'll show me

[hellbooks]

i have been trying very hard to avoid making any posts that a conventional scum guy would make in ELO and i failed here

i keep hitting this wall where i want to agree with the points that infinity is making about hellbooks being towny and im like "damn maybe they're right" but then the alternative is that they are scum and its like ok there is no secret third option for me to vote here (as much as i would like to) so why would scum infinity be trying to convince me that hellbooks is town

the answer to this is surely that scum infinity is trying to seal the deal on convincing me that you are scum
im not sure what not taking this into account means from a "what perspective is fire operating from" angle

[hellbooks]

such a relief that the house of leaves wall is continuing to pay dividends bc i kind of poured all of my living soul into that thing

[hellbooks]

and there's a lot of little moments that whenever i look at them i think "oh come on scum wouldn't have really done that would they"

would really want fire to tell me at least 2 or 3 of these moments so i can bask in them

I guess this ended up happening in main thread

[hellbooks]

intentional or not skitter refusing to banter back with me was a hall of famer scum strategy

[hellbooks]

and alluding to another ugly truth about what affects my motivations for voting, if i vote fire and am wrong i'd imagine isis coming in and be like "yeah thats what i woulda done too" and pat me on the back, but if i vote infinity and am wrong i'd imagine isis sort of giving me a thin smile and saying "dont worry about it"

im editing myself out of saying this i dont want to make isis an unwitting conspirator in my lies

[hellbooks]

ive considered just going "fuck it, fire is town" VOTE: Infinity so many times as the ultimate fire pocket strategy but it seems so ridiculous to do that when theres still an above 50 chance that infinity votes fire firest

[hellbooks]

office finger guns image

[hellbooks]

ive considered just going "fuck it, fire is town" VOTE: Infinity so many times as the ultimate fire pocket strategy but it seems so ridiculous to do that when theres still an above 50 chance that infinity votes fire firest

gonna hate it when this turns out to be the only winning move for me and i realize it too late just like killing infinity or whatever

[hellbooks]

Doggedly continuing my train of low wim jokeposting even in the face of certain death, like the villain who calmly sips on a glass of wine as the cops knock on the door yelling "open up" at the end of a korean crime thriller movie

[hellbooks]

or like the lonely robots in "there will come soft rains" that continue to operate on the only programming they know after their owners are long gone