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Post Post #0 (ISO) » Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:05 am

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The game works like this...

1. Someone posts the first line of a story.
EXAMPLE: One day, Dannflor decided to join a mafia game.
2. The next person writes the next sentence of the story, but they must start the sentence with "unfortunately."
EXAMPLE: Unfortunately, he got sick half way through.
3. A different person writes the next sentence of the story, but they must start the sentence with "fortunately."
EXAMPLE: Fortunately, he was replaced by Datisi.
4. The story continues with alternating lines of "Unfortunately..." and "Fortunately..."

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Each post should begin with "Fortunately," or "Unfortunately."
If the last post started with "Fortunately," the next one should start with "Unfortunately," or vice versa.
Each post should be exactly one sentence long (try not to make horribly run-on sentences).
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Post Post #1 (ISO) » Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:06 am

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I'll start...

Once upon a time, a boy named Thomas went on a hike to see the local waterfall.
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Post Post #2 (ISO) » Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:09 am

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Unfortunately, there was a huge nest of angry wasps standing in his way.
Let he who is with sin, and loves it, cast the final stone.
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Post Post #3 (ISO) » Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:12 am

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Fortunately, the boy was a wasp whisperer who was very good friends with wasps.
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Post Post #4 (ISO) » Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:22 am

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Unfortunately, he'd lost his voice that morning and could not whisper to these wasps.
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Post Post #5 (ISO) » Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:27 am

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Fortunately, bees communicate by dancing.
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Post Post #6 (ISO) » Mon Aug 14, 2023 12:56 pm

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Unfortunately, the boy could not understand what the bees’ dancing meant.
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Post Post #7 (ISO) » Mon Aug 14, 2023 12:59 pm

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fortunately, there was a local porcupine who could speak both human language and bee dance.
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Post Post #8 (ISO) » Mon Aug 14, 2023 1:00 pm

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Unfortunately, the porcupine was in the hospital.
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Post Post #9 (ISO) » Mon Aug 14, 2023 1:09 pm

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Fortunately, the porcupine could Zoom into Thomas’ wasp encounter.
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Post Post #10 (ISO) » Mon Aug 14, 2023 1:12 pm

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Unfortunately, Thomas was the one who put that porcupine in the hospital.
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Post Post #11 (ISO) » Mon Aug 14, 2023 1:32 pm

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Fortunately, it was an accident from which the doctors expected the porcupine to live.
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Post Post #12 (ISO) » Mon Aug 14, 2023 1:47 pm

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Unfortunately, the porcupine held a grudge.
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Post Post #13 (ISO) » Mon Aug 14, 2023 1:49 pm

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Fortunately that grudge was against otters.
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Post Post #14 (ISO) » Mon Aug 14, 2023 2:30 pm

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Unfortunately, Thomas had a pet otter against whom the porcupine had a grudge.
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Post Post #15 (ISO) » Mon Aug 14, 2023 2:40 pm

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Fortunately, Thoma's pet otter also knew bee dance.
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Post Post #16 (ISO) » Mon Aug 14, 2023 2:46 pm

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Unfortunately, it was a foreign bee dance which only served to infuriate the xenophobic bees even more.
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Post Post #17 (ISO) » Mon Aug 14, 2023 2:47 pm

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Fortunately, the otter was able to use his knowledge of bee dance to defuse the situation.
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Post Post #18 (ISO) » Mon Aug 14, 2023 5:52 pm

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Unfortunately, these particular bees expressed their anger through the creation of explosives and defusing just hastened the timeline of their attack.
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Post Post #19 (ISO) » Mon Aug 14, 2023 7:02 pm

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Fortunately, their attack pattern led them all to fly directly into the mouth of a passing duck.
"Yeah after a point it felt like Aureal was the only one talking sense despite being a goose so I just followed."
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Post Post #20 (ISO) » Mon Aug 14, 2023 8:52 pm

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Unfortunately, the duck did not survive the experience.
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Post Post #21 (ISO) » Tue Aug 15, 2023 12:55 am

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Fortunately, that wasn't Thomas's duck.
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Post Post #22 (ISO) » Tue Aug 15, 2023 4:12 am

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Unfortunately, the duck's father belonged to Thomas and the duck's death troubled him greatly.
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Post Post #23 (ISO) » Tue Aug 15, 2023 5:42 am

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Fortunately, Thomas only kept the ducks because he liked duck pâté, so their mental health was of no concern to him.
"Yeah after a point it felt like Aureal was the only one talking sense despite being a goose so I just followed."
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Post Post #24 (ISO) » Tue Aug 15, 2023 5:44 am

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Unfortunately, ducks with bad mental health taste like crap.
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