Hitman's Office [Mini 2308 Assassination Council]

[camelCasedSnivy]

We still win but now it's going to take forever since nights take forever

ya i think they have kills

[meowmeow]

Speak for yourself, im an evil furball

i don't want to be associated with your evil furballness

[Merlyn]

We still win but now it's going to take forever since nights take forever

mod says there's a chance, town goes for the chance. It's the Utopian Way

[Deal With The Devil]

For the greatest good of Utopia!

[Merlyn]

Speak for yourself, im an evil furball

MEUWDERER!

Pawsitively evil!

[Cat Scratch Fever]

For the greatest good of Utopia!

I want out of this cult

[meowmeow]

i love cults

[Deal With The Devil]

I think RCE can live for now. I’d like to have a word with him about his cat problem.

- Alianna

please do not use anti-cat language... just because some of us are criminals doesn't mean we all deserve to be affiliated with them

YOU’RE ALL CRIMINALS!!!

[Deal With The Devil]

i love cults

We can agree on this though. Yes cults!

[camelCasedSnivy]

For the greatest good of Utopia.
For the greatest good of Utopia.
For the greatest good of Utopia.
For the greatest good of Utopia.
For the greatest good of

uh idk

[Merlyn]

For the greatest good of Utopia!

I want out of this cult

I actually think that's what you're trying to do as insurgents, I think we're a cult and you're just trying to leave idk

[meowmeow]

how dare they try to betray our glorious leader

really we're the good guys here

[camelCasedSnivy]

What if the Insurgent curs were trying to spare Utopia from us

[Enchant]

For the greatest good of Utopia!

I want out of this cult

I actually think that's what you're trying to do as insurgents, I think we're a cult and you're just trying to leave idk

Due lore we trying to stop utopia because tortures because you "unevitable start to be agressive cult"

[Enchant]

Sorry didn't read but it's something like that.

[Enchant]

Basically we are good guys here.

[camelCasedSnivy]

ya we are the bad guys suck it

[Enchant]

no

[Deal With The Devil]

“There is no need to inquire about the provenience of the pork, which we guarantee is of the best quality.”

We are

definitely

a cult.

- Alianna

[Merlyn]

we're the kind of bad guys that see themselves as the hero of the story

[Deal With The Devil]

Welcome to Utopia, the place where we torture and kill innocent people for the good of all!

[Deal With The Devil]

we're the kind of bad guys that see themselves as the hero of the story

Yeah, that’s pretty clearly what’s going on here.

[Enchant]

Damn i would dream to live in society where everyone want to die to turn in robux.

[meowmeow]

well we're obviously the heroes, right? we have utopia here, it's utopia! and these insurgents want to destroy our utopia. isn't that the most evil thing anyone could do?

[Merlyn]

well we're obviously the heroes, right? we have utopia here, it's utopia! and these insurgents want to destroy our utopia. isn't that the most evil thing anyone could do?

my favorite thing I've learned about our Utopian Home is the giant moth that is likely spying on us and makes us think it was adorable until we see pictures of it and realize how unsettling it is (Hi, Princess! If you're reading this I'm jk, you're the fuzziest cutest moth ever!)