Open 899 - The Pizza Kids Coalition [Game Over]

[Klick]

I didn't do a look-through of Appearance earlier but I've just done one now

I don't feel super confident but I lean pretty solidly town. The main thing I notice is that Appearance feels like they have a very independent view of the game. I think the rate and way they've formed conclusions feels very natural.

VOTE: fire

[T3]

VOTE: fire

[Prism]

Think that's a hammer, I'm out at the movies right now so don't hold your breath.

Time will be added to accomodate if I miscounted.

[Prism]

Yeah I'm too tired right now sorry, this'll get sorted out in the morning.

[Prism]

Vote Count 2.5

Player	Votes
fireisredsir (4)	DeasVail (1201), Appearance (1438), Klick (1500), T3 (1501)
Not Voting (3)	implosion, fireisredsir, DragonEater70 (1471)

With 7 players alive, it takes 4 votes to eliminate.

An elimination has been achieved! Day 2 is over. Please stand by for resolution.

[Prism]

Day 2 End

After a long week of interrogation, intimidation, and suspicion, the pizza kids are on lunch break. They gather by the tables, passing slices all around.

"What's the first thing you'll do when you catch a lasagna lover?"

"I dunno....I guess I'll cut out the eyeballs and use them as toppings. Or I'll ask my mom if I deserve more allowance."

"I know exactly what I'm gonna do! I'm gonna take that human filth right to Charles and make them apologize! THEN I'm gonna cut out their tongue so they can't scream. Then I'm gonna light one of my dad's cigarettes and push it straight into their eyeballs!"

Haha, what an idea! At another table is a disturbance. What could it be?

"What do you mean you're full, fireisredsir? You've only had six slices!"

"Fellas, I'm stuffed! I can't eat another bite!"

"REAL PIZZA KIDS ARE NEVER FULL! NEVER TIRED! WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?"

"All I'm saying is I'll have some more later!"

But the questions and inquisitive barbs keep coming. They are relentless.

"YOU DON'T LIKE PIZZA! I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE STUPID!"

"SAY IT. SAY YOU LIKE LASAGNA BEFORE WE CUT YOU UP AND FEED YOU THROUGH THE TICKET COUNTERS!"

"LIAR! LYING HEATHEN! TO THINK I LOANED YOU ONE OF MY HOLY CHARLES TOKENS! I'LL KILL YOU WHERE YOU STAND!"

"It's not me, I swear!"

"LIAR! SWINDLER! DEMONIC PREVARICATOR!"

"STOP IT EVERYONE! You're taking this way too seriously! So what if I love lasagna? I like pizza too, really! You should give both a try! I don't care about this stupid pizza thing! All of you are my bestest friends in the whole wide world!"

A confession! The atmosphere in the room turns briefly silent and solemn. There, in the flesh, is a real lasagna lover. Their existence is proven, the fear of a myth expelled.

The silence ends, and chaos erupts. They are upon him from every side.

"FOR GOB! FOR DUNNSTRAL! FOR CHARLEEEEEEEEES!"

They offer the cracked skull up to Charles, who warmly nods in gratitude. He swallows the skull up in one gulp, then turns to look at each pizza kid in turn.

He holds up a foamy finger: One more. The job is not yet done.

At first, they decide to use what remains of fireisredsir's body as pizza toppings, but in the end they throw it out. They don't want to touch his fiendish corruption.

fireisredsir was a

Dirty Lasagna Lover

.

Night 2 has begun. The deadline is in (expired on 2024-02-04 13:30:00).

[Prism]

Day 3 Start

Oh heavens, not again. Not again not again not again!

It's always the same. Why is mankind so violent? What malevolence has that devilish mouse, that evil rat, worked into their minds?

fireisredsir is dead, and one child is all alone, surrounded by enemies and bloodshed. They want their crayons, they want their parents, they want their lasagna.

But they are nowhere to be found. What has Charles done with them? Oh god, oh god.

They spend the night hiding away in a nook of the small playground. If anyone asks, they're searching for the last lasagna lover.

But oh god, the horror! fireisredsir was such a nice child, and their best friend. They did not deserve that fate, they didn't! Where did they even get the pliers?

As they sob in the corner, they hear steps on the ladder. Oh god, oh no. They clutch tight to their little plastic toy saber.

A head pokes up into the top.

"Hey, what's up? You see any lasagna lovers up here?"

"H-ha ha, n-not so far, DragonEater70. I was just about to go down the slide!"

"Oh, oh, me first! I bet there's more pizza at the bottom!"

"Yeah, climb on up here!"

...

That morning, when the pizza kids found DragonEater70 with a saber shoved down his throat, they knew what to do. They are used to this solemn ceremony by now.

DragonEater70 was a

Real Pizza Kid

.

Day 3 has begun. The deadline is in (expired on 2024-02-14 18:30:00).

[Prism]

Vote Count 3.0

The pizza kids have laid DragonEater70's body in repose up on the air hockey table. As each passes by to pay their respects, they cover him with a slice of his favorite pizza, the Five Meat. Each pizza kid speaks in turn, mourning the fallen. Each renews their vows to love pizza and only pizza. They kneel before Charles, swear themselves to him and confirm their allegiance. To one pizza kid, he gives a knowing wink.

They sing the holy hymns as they put him in his final resting place, stuffing the body into another arcade cabinet. May he watch over and safely shepherd future Frogger players for all eternity.

With that, the tribute is finished. The pizza kids prepare for holy war. They streak lines of tomato sauce under each eye and tie redeemable ticket headbands around their scalps. With a single hand, Charles casts out a rain of tokens, and the hunt is on.

The pizza topping of the day is SWEET BLOODY VENGEANCE!

Player	Votes
Not Voting (5)	implosion, Klick, DeasVail, T3, Appearance

With 5 players alive, it takes 3 votes to eliminate.

No elimination has been achieved. The Day 3 deadline is in (expired on 2024-02-14 18:30:00).

[T3]

Hilarious

[T3]

At least I was right about there being 1 scum in Dragon/fire

[implosion]

I'm really glad fire was scum. I think I have a pretty solid foundation to think everyone left but T3 is town here especially with fire flipping scum.

I am happy to talk about those reasons in depth in theory, but I feel fairly convinced that I will want T3 today and I suspect at least Klick and DV are on the same page of wanting to lim T3 today and if they are, and if they also don't think discussion is likely to change that, then I think it is worth not going into depth about things today for the sake of obfuscating who the right nightkill is in the event that T3 is town.

I'm flying across the country tomorrow so will probably have very limited brain juice.

[DeasVail]

I will probably lean towards voting T3 but am not 100% certain

[Klick]

I'd like T3's thoughts.

Otherwise, I don't really see a case for T3 -not- being someone we eliminate before endgame, so I'm pretty satisfied with a T3 elimination today. And I agree that less discussion is better if we're broadly agreed on that.

[Appearance]

I will probably lean towards voting T3 but am not 100% certain

agreed.

[Appearance]

tbh i agree with klick in wanting t3's thoughts.
specifically, i want to know who he thinks last scum is.

[Klick]

Actually no, thinking on it more, I think considering the context of this specific game I'd rather have discussion today because I think we can reach 3 town with a high degree of confidence.

Would still like T3's thoughts before any of that though

[Appearance]

Actually no, thinking on it more, I think considering the context of this specific game I'd rather have discussion today because I think we can reach 3 town with a high degree of confidence.

Would still like T3's thoughts before any of that though

that's a good idea.

[Klick]

VOTE: T3

I'm not going to wait that long for T3's thoughts

[DeasVail]

I will wait 24 more hours

[Appearance]

VOTE: t3
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[Appearance]

i guess dv/implo can hammer if either of them wants.

[T3]

I think it’s DV

[T3]

Klick is pretty cleared from his interactions with Kyouko. So is implosion.

[T3]

I don’t have a full or good case but the way Kyouko nitpicked things in Klick’s playstyle was the same as how she nitpicked things in Dragon’s playstyle

[Klick]

Can you explain why implosion is town off of Kyouko interactions?